Steadiest job joke tied to Magic Johnson dinners
A humor quote notes the supposed steadiness of a waiter’s work at Magic Johnson retirement dinners. The line plays on the idea of regular, reliable employment. No broader context or event is provided.
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Newspaper
Lawrence Journal World
Location
Lawrence, Kansas, United States of America
Date
May 18, 1996
Page
10
A humor quote notes the supposed steadiness of a waiter’s work at Magic Johnson retirement dinners. The line plays on the idea of regular, reliable employment. No broader context or event is provided.
Terry Pluto questions if Albert Belle will embrace therapy after his temper and public missteps. He notes Belle’s past rehab and the AL demand for counseling, arguing accountability rests with Belle while acknowledging the pressure to chase records.
Rocco Mediate in Texas tied atop the Colonial leaderboard at halfway with Wayne Levi, both at six under par. Omar Aresti eagled two par-5s for a 69 one shot behind leaders as others, including Bob Murphy, set pace in golf tales from Fort Worth to New Orleans.
In 1912 Detroit players protested Ty Cobb's suspension. To dodge forfeiture and fines, manager Hugh Jennings fielded college players who lost to the Philadelphia A's 24 to 2. Also notes 1957 Bold Ruler wins the Preakness by two lengths over Iron Liege. 1962 Twins slug four runs with grand slams by Bob Allison and Harmon Killebrew in a 14–3 win over Cleveland.
A concise listing of KU ticket office details alongside mentions of KC Chiefs Blades Wiz Royals and standings across NFL NBA NHL and college sports with brief references to park and rodeo topics. The fragmented OCR note lacks cohesive narrative or dates.
A dense listing of sports programming across baseball basketball hockey golf auto racing tennis and more. Entries include times teams venues networks and championship events such as the Indianapolis 500 Italian Open Formula One Monaco Grand Prix and NBA NHL playoff matchups with various cross references and replays.
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