Unusual Names in Sports Sparkling with Real-Life Flair
Advice columnist notes how athletes' names and nicknames captivate fans. From Acie Earl and Zvonimir Kvaternik to Mack Balls and Ding Dong Danny McKown, the piece catalogs odd monikers, comic transitions, and the enduring charm of real names in Kansas, Oklahoma, and beyond.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ann Landers
Ann
Iowa
Acie Earl
Martha Sue Harp
Kansas
Dick Harp
Heavener
Oklo
Acey
Jocie
Dicey
Martha Sue
Hurl
Burl
Huey, Dewey and
Louie
Baskerville Holmes
Memphis State
Haskell Institute
Laverne Buffalomeat
Laverne
al Capp
Billy Francis
Dad
Engelbert
Billy
William
Mom
Wyoming
Mack Balls
Max Falkenstien
Mack
Max
Cowboys
Laramie
Funchess
Ashaundai Smith
Jayhawks
Zvonimir Kvaternik
Zonie
Pittsburgh Steelers
Kansas City
Auburn
Tucker Frederickson
Mahatma
Bronko
Murgatroyd
ESPN
Chris Berman
Joe
Sam
John
Chuck
Bill
Tom
Billy Bob
Bobby Jack
Jay Berwanger
Albie Booth
Marchy Schwartz
Notre Dame
Yelberton Abraham Tittle
LSU
Aramis Dandoy
Spartacus
Southern Cal
Trojan
Robbie Bosco
Jarvis Redwine
Owl
Bill Mikey
Temple Basketball
Ding Dong
Danny
Dumas
TCU
Danny Ray McKown
Tex
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Team Bane
Gonzales
Cal A al
Ler KC
Ee Gladden
Minnesota
Downing
Texan
Clemens Bsn
Milwauker Ae
Pite Baines Ak Aa
Baltimore Az
Su Gonzalez
Toronto
Chicago
Burks
Kansas City Texas
Whiten
Pere NY
Detroit
Aay Curtis
Fleming Sea
New York
Satomar Cle
Viola Ban
California
Welch Oak
Rae Lis Boson
Plantier Bsn
Gagne
Kruger
Wy Jas
Felix Cat
Wegman
Hough Chiaca
Blankenship Oak Urholt
Mlewis Crem
Orsulak
Harper Min
Plesac Mid
Aerga Cle
Martinez Sea
Erickson
Polonia Cal
Reynolds Sea
Bosio Mi
Bordick Oak A
Vai
Knoblauch
Caylar Det
Tapani
Miller
Grilley Sea
Chayes NY Ma
Hanson Sea
Buhner Sea A
Darling Oak
Hamilton
Stewart Oak
Gistach Mil
Ai Jefferies KC
Valle Sea Uz
Fernandez Chi
Olerud Tor Ah da
White Tor
Holmes
Relmer Tex
Gruber Tor
Hesketh Gn
AB Whitaker Det
Sax Chi
Sorrenta
Rivera Bsn
Ay Hibbard
Davis Min
Stubbs
Jordan Ki
Anderson
Qgrien Sea
McDonald
Fryman del
Macfarlane
dJa Morris
Kelly WY
Ay Leiter
Pmunaz
Fletcher Mil
Gvaughn
McCaskill Chi
Waldonade Tor
Banks
Kamieniecki
NY OS
Seltzer
Hentgen Tor
Henderson Oak
Astan
Swan Sea
Brunansky Bsr
Darwin Esna
Jason Tex
Joore Gak
Ral
Grebeck Chi
Milwaukee
Cadarat WY
Ventura
Av Magnente KC
Eisenrelch KC Mo
Cleveland
Sanderson NY
Joggs Bsn
Axas
Hn Crim
Carter Tor
Blyleven Cal Ay
Ronee Tex Us
Paimeéira Tex
Lera Leary
Mitchell Sea
Harris Bsn Tee
JM Mobingon Tex
Lanstare Oak Aa
Leach Chi
DeLucia Sea Od
Wilson
Ot Mills
Yar Milacki
Stankiewicz NY
Otto Cle
Ju Guzman
Aldred Det
Grissom
Rai Pet ‘T Fernandez
St. Louis Ay
Jon
San Diego
Algo
Durean
Lera Cincinnati
Ana
Santiago SD
Branco NY Word
Philadelphia
Asi
Buechele Cn
Perez
Montreal
Morandini Phi
Tewksbury
Atlanta
Hollins Phi. Ac
Seantan Chl
Drabek Pit
Vande Pit
Nixon
Oliver Cin
Jackson SF
Sheffield
Bell Pit
Sfernandez NY
Randolph NY
Avery All
Caminiit Hay
KAI Mon
Grace
Bass
Swindell. Cin
Bullerla
Sabo
McElroy
DeShields
Aanwaring SF
Bay
Hartley Phi
Gwynn SI
Bagwell Hou
Saat Black
Clark
Rthompson
Sharemeen
Justice Att
Candiotti
Gril
Jclark SD
DeMartinez
Jose
Merced Pit
Ab A Carpenter
Belinda Pit
Davis LA
Roberts Cin
HER
Si McLar
Magadan
Mulholland Phi
Larkin
Bos
Fassero
McGee
Lelbrand
Sandberg
Jedd
Inley Hou
Oklahoma State
Tharon Tircuit
Chaucer
Bill Mayer
Ford Credit
Valdohc
Mile Tor Miles Farm
Long Tytler Ford
Lincoln
Mercury
MAZDA
Mitsubishi
Alabama
Francis Sporting Goods, Inc
Louisville
SoeasTon
Nefenawort
SSK
Wikton
Giliowest
Firestone
U.S
USA
Supreme
Firestone Supreme
S.A. T
Niine
Austin
Price
Triumph
Veo! Purchase
Ridgestone
Bridgestone
Mary
Dewal
Snogestone
Pani
Ead
Mocestone Potenza
Mit
Mon
Sal
Larry Stephens
Lawrence