Comic Fragments From Various Papers In A Patchwork Quip Section
A collage of humorous exchanges and misprinted witticisms from multiple newspapers. Bits include quarrels over opinions and engagements, lines from a medical about heart curves, and rural misunderstandings about illness and money, all captured as snippets.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery Endorsed for Nerves and Debility
A patient reports recovery from nerve weakness, stomach issues, and debility after using Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and Pills. The testimonial credits improved appetite, reduced stomach burning, and strengthened blood and nerves without alcohol or intoxicants.
Newsletter Delivery Policy Aimed at Subscribing Readers
In an effort to improve timely newspaper delivery the Journal seeks parties who fail to receive papers by 6 oclock each evening. The plan is to adjust routes and levy fees on carriers for undelivered copies while ensuring subscribers do not suffer for late service.
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Joonmat
Ihal Patryes
Tekee Te Manary
Lorena
Bess
Alanes Fariegaon
Reptive and investing Somaly illustration with Haw aii scenery
Fragmentary text describes fruit rising grants and a description tied to Olden fealt farm and Haw aii sounty. References to America, Olarke slope, grest yxint, and a message to farmers and home seekers. Ends with a mailing offer and location Geems Gity, Mo.
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Missouri
Hawaii
America
Olarke
Grest
Avery
Cdreua
Locewoup
Desert riches in California's Mojave tale
A Californian and a eastern tourist discuss the Mojave desert's wealth. They tout minerals copper iron silver borax and gold finds at Salton Indio Calico and other sites, claim water will enable orchards and gardens, and note desert health benefits and extreme heat and cold.
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Mojave Desert
California
Los Angeles
Madea
Weat
Xuch
England
Iranpah
Noreton
Calico
Worns
Daggert
America
Salton
Balton
Agit
New Iiter
Mojara
Indio
Palm Springs
Palm Tree Forest
Lesert
N. Y
Tennessee Kennels Hold World’s Largest Sporting Dogs
A Tennessee kennel system is valued at about 1 400 000 by trainer Charles St réivant of Stanton who runs George Gould and Lorillard dogs. The law currently grants dogs no property value or license in Tennessee and damages for dog deaths are not enforceable. Owners push for a bill to tax dogs, establishing property value in court. The Hickory Valley kennel, under J M Avent, is cited as the world’s greatest, owned by New York St Louis and Tennessee financiers, with 24 000 acres involved.
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Tennessee
America
Mississippi
Tennecace
Charles Sturéivant
Stanton
Tennes
Hickory Valley
J. M. Avent
New York St. Louis
Values and training of American sporting dogs across kennels
The article outlines price ranges for bird dogs from $50 to $10,000 with top kennels like Del Monte in Tennessee and Waverly's George Crocker estate. It credits trainer and kennel pioneer Waddell, notes costs of running a kennel at $9,000 yearly, and emphasizes the bond and mutual trust between hunter and dog as key to effective training.
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Lawrence
Calvin Brewer
Jefferson
Texas
R. R
Fort Worth
Texarcana
Dean
Midain
Aod
Doan
Lawrance
Dick Broa
Deog
Fontar- Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. C
United States
Dean's
A Happy Bankrupt and the Straw Man tale
A Philadelphia man recalls becoming a straw man in mortgage bonds and the ensuing fearsome debt. He describes owning vast property, nervous struggles, and the relief of bankruptcy, which left him free to start over with a store and leisure to wear fine clothes.
Buckwheat Breakfast Chaos in McSwat Kitchen
Mr McSwat attempts to cook buckwheat cakes after learning the recipe from Lobelia. He mismeasures water and soda, smokes the kitchen, searches for a cake turner, and finally pours the batter into the garbage after a disastrous trial cake. Lobelia is blamed for the failed morning meal.
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McSwat
Air St
Lobelia
Mr. McSwat
Mrs. McSwat
Billiger
New Orleans
Mr. Mc-Swat
Billiger McSwat
War memories from a South Africa trip by Webster Davis
Assistant Secretary of the Interior Webster Davis describes his South Africa visit and impressions of the Boer and British forces. He praises Boer courage and religious fervor and notes vast opposing numbers, meeting Kruger Breyn Joubert and Cronje while witnessing battles and massed British troops.
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Webster Davie
Inte
South Africa
Jamarka
Webster Davis
Interior
Lloyd
Aller
Mr. Davis
Splenkop
Kruger
Breyn
Joubert
Cronje
Skunk Pelts Declared Unmailable by Postal Authorities
The Washington postal service ruled that skunk pelts mailed to Chicago created a very offensive odor. the pelts, aired at the post office, led to a formal inquiry and a ban on mailing offensive articles. Owners were asked to affix revenue stamps for shipment.
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Washington
Chicago
Ix Aa
Danipalis
Jeonler
Geysers of Yellowstone Decline Warn Tourists
Parelug reports that Yellowstone Park geysers are fading as areas once open to extraordinary phenomena are now covered by buildings. The note urges visitors to go soon before nature's work is exhausted and ties decline to the broader law of change.
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Parelug
Yellowstone Park
Park
Miscellany of early 20th century curiosities and notices
A collage of brief items notes music in cities. a Tilalt laborer bears nine twin pairs in ten years. Keeley’s life and works. London shops employ Japanese clerks. vandalism at Heine monument sparking quips. Insurance, estates, and a Chicago creditor tale. British Army labor ads. city notices from Lawrence Kansas 1900. Doan’s Kidney Pills touts.
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Tilalt
East Proesia
Leslie E. Keeley
London
New York Park
von Wyck
Malaprop
Mian Funnie Dacia
Sha Saya
Lawrence
Connecticut
Winthrop
Pinckney Street
Kansas
G. Honnold
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A) Woodward & CO
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