Political humor laments lack of suitable presidential candidates
A columnist jokes about difficulty finding a candidate to beat FDR, mocks both major parties and Chinese laundry workers, notes 11 other presidential hopefuls, and suggests readers evaluate all contenders or leave for Atlantis. The piece mixes satire with social commentary on voter expectations and national unity.
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Princess Studies West College At Riyadh Palace
Prince Talal brings part of the University of Houston to his Riyadh palace so his daughter Princess Rima 18 can study there. Dr. Marjorie McCorquodale and Elizabeth Jones teach English psychology and western civilization six hours daily. The program uses telexed data videotapes and other aids to accelerate work toward a freshman year.
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Dozen Charged In Sheep Theft Near Kanab
Kane County deputies filed misdemeanor theft charges against 12 people connected to a sheep theft involving 500 sheep from Miller Livestock Co. One suspect group believed to be in southern California making a Joseph life story movie. About 100 sheep were killed after a crash near Kanab.
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Housing Expected In Tucson
Tucson Public Housing Director Vincent O Callaghan expects next month to learn if 500 more federal leased housing units will be provided to augment 549 already allocated to Pima County. He cites high local rents and future subsidy increases as hopeful signs for a brighter outlook.
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Oregon Trail By Horse Endurance Journey To Oregon
Jim and Deborah Hull traveled 2400 miles by horse on the Oregon Trail to celebrate America's bicentennial. They started in Missouri in 1975, wintered in Nebraska, then resumed with a dog named Waldo as a traveling companion. They rode and packed horses, funding the trip by working along the way, and praised the scenery of the final Oregon segment.
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Las Vegas Weather Forecast Snapshot
The forecast calls for mostly sunny days with high temperatures in the mid 70s and cool nights. Expect gentle winds, sunrise at 6 53 and sunset at 5 57, with an air quality index of 50 indicating fair conditions and humidity around 32 percent.
Weather Notes From Thursday Flurries And World Series Winds
A mixed forecast mentions generally fair conditions with sunshine and clouds across the nation. Flurries noted in parts of the Great Lakes region. Severe winds are linked to the fourth World Series games on Wednesday night.
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