Laughs About Doctors And Bills In A Quick Quip Cart
A string of jokes about doctors mixes progress and bills with humorous one liners. A patient seeks care while the doctor jokes about payments and retouched X rays, ending with a playful twist.
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Newspaper
Las Vegas Sun
Location
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America
Date
Oct 03, 1977
Page
7
A string of jokes about doctors mixes progress and bills with humorous one liners. A patient seeks care while the doctor jokes about payments and retouched X rays, ending with a playful twist.
Alfred Sheinwold explains hold-up play as a key bridge maneuver. He shows a sample North South hand where delaying the winning ace of spades preserves the suit and enables a successful diamond finesse. The column includes a daily question and an ad for a pocket bridge guide.
Researchers at Purdue propose using the body's electric currents to regrow severed limbs. Experiments on frogs show electricity guiding tissue growth, with human applications discussed by Dr. Lionel Jaffe and colleagues in England and Australia.
A UPI column notes Christmas catalogs offering a $4,000 authentic replica suit of armor with 150 moving parts and a broadsword and flail. The full size, made to measure outfit requires 12 body measurements and aims to be worn, not just decorative. The piece hints at a Dark Age energy shortage trend influencing gift trends.
The Ralph Pearl entertainment column will not appear in The Sun for three weeks as Pearl takes a scheduled vacation. Readers are reminded the slot will resume after the break with the same weekly feature.
The text presents a Bio-dex readout system using official statistics to gauge emotional and physical factors. It describes cycles including Negative 605 Neutral 610 and Positive 11.15, advising careful handling of emotions and reliance on personal judgment to interpret the data. It emphasizes avoiding overreaction to gossip.
The 1977 forecast advises long term planning to gain progress and urges logical handling of ideas. Aries and Leo strive for social aims, Taurus and Virgo focus on practical moves, and personal partnerships demand clarity while Piscean signs emphasize security and education. The column ends with a note on talent, fame potential, and personal responsibility.
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