Vagrant Musings from Laredo Headlines
The column riffs on Laredo life with satirical sketches of locals such as Uncle Abner and Louise the stenographer. It pokes at prosperity, vanity, and gossip while noting slang, humor, and small town quirks.
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Newspaper
Laredo Weekly Times
Location
Laredo, Texas, United States of America
Date
Jul 09, 1922
Page
11
The column riffs on Laredo life with satirical sketches of locals such as Uncle Abner and Louise the stenographer. It pokes at prosperity, vanity, and gossip while noting slang, humor, and small town quirks.
The verse claims rumors about film stars are false and lists bold claims about Hoover Ford Hughes and others. It mocks how news is portrayed with a mix of ironic lines about B&O and Englishmen Yankees and optimism.
An older commentary notes the futility of saving beyond ten percent of earnings as most of each dollar goes to living costs. It urges careful spending and offers seeds as an example where small savings can accumulate over time.
Asher R. Smith, candidate for State Senate from the 23rd District, spoke at Donna's American Legion Fourth of July celebration on Americanism. He urged civic duty, education, and faithful private and public service, urging better understanding of democracy and the need to teach civics nationwide.
Thursday church groups gather with Mrs. W. D. Butler and the W M S of the Baptist Church meets at the usual hour. The Rosebud Club convenes at 4 with Sara and Bella Leal. A Writer depicts a pen and fibs as a lake of ink thickens while Miss Clifton Hill visits Tampico, others travel or host. Birthday surprise for Fred Werner. luncheon by D A R marks the Glorious Fourth with toasts and songs.
In Boston on July 5, a national conference opened under the National Education Association and the Children's Bureau to examine child labor from all angles. Emphasis will be on employment certificate standards, local office organization, school attendance enforcement, records usefulness, and state supervision of certificate issuance.
The Paisa Akhbar editor asserts use of Chamberlain’s Clarshoes Remod and claims broad applicability of the product for daily wear. This remark filters through the native Lahore publication, reflecting consumer praise.
Mrs Wamilton hosts a local entertainment to praise her hearers, with Mrs Proffitt singing Annie Laurie and a toast to the Stars and Stripes. A four course luncheon followed for a long list of guests including Mrs D MacNeil Turner and Mesdames Hickok Willoughby McLemore Albert Martin and many others.
Encinal cattleman Pratt is in town for personal matters. Jerry Fellheimer plans a few days visit to his family in San Antonio this evening.
Seven armed bandits boarded a busy street car in St. Louis and disarmed policeman guarding Joseph Mossop the Tower Grove bank messenger. They escaped with 22200 dollars in currency and over 78000 in checks. The holdup marked the tenth bank messenger attack on a street car in fifteen months.
Senate majority leaders faced a warning from Senator Lenroot of Wisconsin, a Progressive, that he may oppose the tariff bill unless high duties are reduced. The committee amendment setting an almond duty of three pounds was approved, while Senator Walsh of Massachusetts failed to win approval for a rate increase.
Okmulgee Oklahoma July 5 The arraignment of Governor Robertson on the charge of accepting a bribe was postponed until August 28 by Judge Bozarth in the district court. The case against 13 other men prominent in Okmulgee county, indicted with Robertson for alleged irregularities in the banking system, will be recalled on that date for pleadings and preliminary motions.
In Dallas Texas John H Foster a black man is dead and W L Page a street car conductor is critically wounded after Foster allegedly violates a white reserved seat. Page shot Foster after Foster slashed him with a knife. The incident occurred late last night following a dispute over seating on a street car.
A survey of women’s achievements notes Queen Helena of Italy’s stamp collection and Ellen Peters Kansas City’s first female car saleswoman. It covers pioneers in library service ninety personal milestones and a royal wedding anecdote from Noumania and Jugoslavia with ceremonial customs.
John Welch and his wife, both described as negroes, surrendered to a farmer near Brushy Mountain and were jailed in McAlester this morning. Deputy Homer Teaff alleges their involvement. they are to be confined pending trial.
A buck and two does were born to a deer owned by Jack Conley near Gainesville Texas on July 6. Triplets are noted as unusual for deer.
In Washington on July 6 police and revenue officers seized the steamer Madison Hall during a trip to a Potomac resort after finding a large quantity of liquor aboard. The negro owner was arrested as more than 600 excursionists reacted with near panic.
Deputy Sheriff Florros departed on the noon train to Temple to arrest Benjamin Club and Lloyd Baucom, wanted on automobile theft charges and held by Temple officers for delivery to Webb County authorities.
We express heartfelt thanks to all friends who aided us during the last illness and death of our sister and aunt Mrs. Margaret J. Walters and who sent floral tributes and attended the funeral.
Striking shopmen return to work in uncertain numbers after a nationwide walkout. The six shop craft unions claim the strike remains 100 percent effective, while maintenance of way workers decide against the threatened walkout.
In Denison Texas on July 5 an order threatens to declare six shop crafts on strike without workers and cancel their transportation if they do not return to work today. Leaders said there was a break in the ranks and none expected to comply with the Reed order.
In Pittsburg Kansas an investigation into the Fourth of July sham battle death and injuries concluded with Glenn Harry 18 killed instantly by a steel jacketed bullet. Mrs Charles Depuy and Policeman Edward O Connor wounded. It remains unclear if the rifle used by participants caused all injuries.
Benjamin F. Bush longtime president of the Miesauri Pacific railroad born in Wellsboro Pennsylvania sixty two years ago today Jan Kubelik famed violinist born in Bohemia forty two years ago today Judah L Magnes prominent New York rabbi born in San Francisco forty five years ago today Dwight F Davie donor of the International tennis trophy bearing bia nay bor in St Louis forty three years ago today
A garbled report discusses a historical confession and a prior exoneration linked to a Texas case. Names, dates, and places are unclear, but the piece mentions an individual named A. J. George and references a distant verdict or clearing in a 26 year span with ties to South Texas.
Fire swept through the Filmmam Hotel area and Sackville Street stronghold as irregulars resisted surrounding flames. Four occupants of the Gresham Hotel reportedly surrendered while authorities say a nationalist call to arms may come tomorrow.
The president spent the day as a plain citizen in Marion Olio with his family and intimate friends from the Marion Star office, away from his high office and official duties.
Four young women drown while swimming five miles south of Graham as a rescue unfolds. Gladys Davis 21 Reba Mae Davis 18 Lottie Anthony 20 and Ruth Anthony 18 perish. Mrs Davis survives with help from her son.
Today a Protestant Episcopal diocese of Alabama conducts a meeting to elect a bishop coadjutor. Ontario education ministers convene in Toronto on rural schooling. A national conference in Boston addresses child labor standards and supervision. In Texarkana Arkansas eight men face first degree murder indictments for the May 19 lynching of Haley Owens, a police officer slayer.
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