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Newspaper

Lanark Gazette

Location

Lanark, Illinois, United States of America

Date

May 08, 1895

Page

3

Monument Park of Chickamauga and Chattanooga History

The Chickamauga and Chattanooga National Military Park near Chattanooga, created by Congress in 1890, preserves 6000 acres of battlefield ground including Orchard Knob and Missionary Ridge. States have funded monuments, observation towers, boulevards, and tablets detailing troop positions to guide visitors through the history of the Civil War battles and to inspire patriotism.

Chickamauga America Chickamauga and Chattanooga National Military Park Orchard Knob Grant Thomas Missionary Ridge Bragg Ridge Sherman Commission Gettysburg Waterloo Chattanooga Congress J. S. Fullerton A. P. Stewart Maj. I. G. Smith H.V. Boynton Gen. Stewart National Commission Ohio Minnesota Massachusetts New York Illinois Chickamauga Park Tennessee Lookout Raccoon Walden National Commissions Wauhatchie Brown’s Ferry Lookout Mountain J. L. Atter, Jn

Hallelujah Harbor A floating village on Puyallup River

Hallelujah Harbor a Tacoma institution sits in the west channel of the Puyallup River where about seventy five scows and cabins form a self contained community. Dwellers, mostly honest fishermen and laborers, live cheaply with no rent and a strict code of independence. The population includes French Germans Swedes Italians and Irish. Sundays are spent at home with laundry and sewing while evenings feature impromptu on raft ensembles. The town arose after Salvation Army members briefly inhabited Scowville and left, leaving a peaceful, law abiding, self sufficient enclave under Tacoma’s shadow.

Puyallup River Hallelujah Harbor Tacoma Hallelujah Salvation Army Scowville Sound Tacoma News

Wisest of the wise Noah’s rain answer joke

A Boston Budget joke depicts a school scene where a pupil confidently answers the teacher with Noah as the wisest because he went in when it rained. The exchange uses playful misdirection to conclude the pun.

Flesce Ken Noah Boston

Benefits of Lying Yeast In Front Of Audience

A vivid Yonkers Statesman fragment recalls a spectator remarking to his wife about a theatergoer’s hat, noting mothers pressuring daughters to wear dated headwear. The exchange highlights social norms and public perception in a theatrical setting.

Yonkers Statesman

Horse Raising in Texas

Kentuckian claims overnight dew mows a horse’s hoof prints in a new ly-mown field. Texan retorts that leaving a horse in a field makes him vanish by morning. Tammany Times.

Texas

Realistic Thought Sparks Hopeful Quiet Contemplation

A realist moment prompts Miss Footlites to imagine a wish that would truly satisfy. The manager urges a touch of pragmatism, asking for a scarcely hoped for yet deeply desired outcome. Miss Footlites proposes back salary as the sought reward.

Miss Footlites

Forgetful Husband Misses Tickets For New Play

Amused chaos unfolds as Mr Snapshot forgets dinner plans and the theater tickets. His wife laments milliner and laundry delays while he clings to his paper, prompting a frustrated threat of divorce if peace at home remains impossible. The humorous domestic scene ends with the realization no tickets were secured.

Josephus Mr. Snapshot Chicago Tribune

Accompaniments to Singing and Conversations Revealed

A playful exchange features Prof. Von Spieler noted as hired for the occasion and the New York Weekly quote praising mastery. A tree narrator declares readiness yet plans to stay until spring, hinting at whimsical life observations.

von Spieler N. Y

A Prophet of Evil Reforms Under Cleveland Tariff Debate

The Albany Journal critiques President Cleveland as a false financial prophet whose tariff reforms led to debt and economic trouble. It argues against trusting his money policy while forecasting fierce debate over silver and monetary reform and contrasting with past Republican prosperity.

Cleveland Albany Journal

Democratic voices critique Cleveland and tariff policy

A collection of editorial snippets questions President Cleveland and tariff reform. Critics from the St Louis Globe-Democrat Iowa State Register and Chicago papers argue deficits mount toward 50 million, debt rises, and tariff reform fails. They debate southern nomination prospects and party consistency.

Cleveland St. Louis Globe- Democrat Iowa State Register Martin van Buren Chicago Chicago Tribune Congress St. Louis Globe-Democrat Carlisle

Democrats' Tariff Policy Strains Public Debt Interest

The Toledo Blade reports that the Democratic administration faces rising debt costs as new bond issues peak. Interest payments rise with $100 million at 5 percent and $52 million at 4.5 percent, while February and March expenditures under the Wilson tariff show shrinking receipts and mounting deficits. Through mid-April deficits exceed $8 million in twelve days, marking the worst performance since the act began.

Treasury Toledo Blade

Hard Times in No Man's Land for the Children

In No Man's Land Nora A Smith from Chicago Interior describes a draconian school regime where lateness, notes in class, and misbehavior lead to severe punishments. The poem contrasts harsh discipline with the exhortation to strive to be good, warning readers of the grim fate imagined for disobedient children.

No Man's Land Nora A. Smith Chicago

Respectful Pussy: Blossom the Cat Clashes with Visitor

A story from the Boston Transcript recalls Blossom a large gray cat in a long settled family. When a teasing young man visited she attacked his nightshirt and later his clothes and pillowcases, hiding and pouncing until the visitor left. After the incident Blossom resumed her calm demeanor.

Blossom Boston Transcript

One Stroke Drawing of Busy Waiter From Era

A quick sketch shows a waiter drawn in one continuous line as he hurries to serve lemonade ordered fifteen minutes earlier. The caption notes the drawing can be completed without lifting the pencil, starting at the eye while omitting shading under the feet.

Ilis

Canine life saver and the brave Newfoundland dog

A Kent coast drama recounts a Newfoundland dog rescuing eight men from a sinking vessel off Lydd. The dog fetched a rope and a second piece of wood, forming a line of communication that enabled all crew members to be rescued, as described in Our Dumb Animals. The piece also includes children’s quips and a brief humorous vignette from Harper's Young People.

Lydd Kent England

Two Devoted Storks Boldly Rescue in Fire

A daring pair of storks saved their two babies from a barn fire in Lowenberg. The mother flew into the burning nest to retrieve them while the father guarded the remaining chick. Both fled, then the wounded mother recovered with care from locals and a physician, reuniting with her mate days later.

Lowenberg

Alligator Pet Roams New York Flat Above Roof

A South America brought alligator now lives in an iron tank atop a New York apartment, fed by the children and sleeping in a steel‑caged cage. Neighbors wonder how long the pet will last as the family of Alexander keeps watch over the booming reptile.

South America New York Alligator Alexander South Mr. Alexander

Dog Transfers its Custom in Bun Penny Quest

A Philadelphia dog, habitually sent with a penny to buy a bun, switched bakeries after the original shop altered its helper. The new baker's surly assistant served a very hot bun, burning the dog. After multiple burns, the dog retrieved the penny and fled to a nearby bakery, refusing to return.

Philadelphia

Napoleon's swift dining and Beauharnais quip

The tale describes Napoleon Bonaparte dining so quickly that he finished before his guests. Eugene de Beauharnais rose after him and apologized saying he had dined before arriving, a quip noted in Harper's Young People.

Napoleon Bonaparte Eugene de Beauharnais Napoleon Prince Harper

Walter Scott's Pat Rejoinder at Dinner

Walter Scott and Mr. J L Macadam shared a dinner in his honor. Macadam proposed the health of the great Sir Walter Scott, who instantly replied with a toast to “the great Mr Macadam, the colossus of roads.”

J. L. Macadam Seotcchman Walter Scott Macadam Sir Walter Iere Mr. Macadam

Good Friends and a Blind Rat Guides by Family

An English magazine recounts a rat that has become blind and travels with a stick in its mouth. Two family members act as guides, younger rats hold ends of the stick and steer the blind rodent through its home region. People are so fascinated they rarely disturb them. Polly and Jennie discuss a sick waxy doll in a brief vignette from Marper's Young People.

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