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Newspaper

Lanark Gazette

Location

Lanark, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Jan 17, 1923

Page

7

A Manufactured Romance Reunites Erie and Gertrude After a Turbulent Fling

In 1923 a rumorsome engagement between Gertrude Kendrick and Ernest Marsden ends without scandal. Aunt Cynthia engineers a misdirected romance by reviving past loves Flora Wardell and Arthur Greene. Ernest and Gertrude finally meet in Algiers, confess, and wed after a long, comic, genteel meddling.

Gertrude Kendrick Ernest Marsden Fancy Ernest Gertrude Cynthia Satan Flora Wardell Arthur Greene Yesteryear Arthur Cynthia Brandon Flora Algiers Hi Bride Mrs. van Tappen St. George's Hanover Square

A Lumberman Tests An Irishman With A Log Boom Tale

A Michigan lumberman tells about testing an Irish applicant by sending him to boom logs marked in a gap above a railroad bridge. The Irishman, confident but ignorant, asks if logs are boomed with a shovel as in Ireland, prompting a humorous exchange.

Delicate Winter Portrait Painted by Aime in Snow

Mary Russell Mitford describes a pristine winter scene where Aime designs a world of pure white incrustations. Every tree shrub and blade of grass wears a delicate coating that preserves twig form and color, revealing nature’s endless variety with lightness and precision.

Aime Mary Russel Mitford

Two Seminole Wars in Florida History

The Seminole war of 1842 was the second major conflict with the United States after the 1817 18 war. It began over a tribe’s resistance to ceding land and removal to Indian territory, ending with subjugation and about 4000 Seminoles moved in 1843.

Florida United States Indian Territory

Lightning Rods and a Poor Monk's Claim

A Bohemian monk Prokop Diwisch reportedly erected a lightning rod on a Moravian palace in 1754. His device featured a multi-branch iron pole with ore boxes and 27 iron rods connected to earth by a chain, and local peasants blamed him for drought, leading to his imprisonment.

Benjamin Franklin Seuttenberg Bohemia Preditz Moravia Prokop Dilwisch DiJwisch

How to Open a New Book

Instructions for handling fresh books to prevent damage. Rest the book on its bound edges, place one cover down then the other, and alternately lower front and back pages until all leaves are flat. Repeating this process a few times helps prevent leaves from coming loose.

Gifts of the Gods and the Nature of Divine Favor

A reflective line notes that the gods grant what is fitting rather than pleasing and that humans hold more value to the gods than to themselves, invoking Juvenal’s perspective on divine generosity and humane regard.

Long-Handled Net for Capturing Fowl Demonstrated

A rural anecdote describes using a long built net to trap a chicken for dinner. It suggests a barrel hoop or hammock material to fashion a two foot deep net laid mouth up with corn bait. When a bird steps on it, the net is raised or tipped to secure the fowl.

Head Lice Injure Turkeys Touched by Poultry Pest

Head lice pose a serious threat to farm poultry, with turkeys at particular risk. A single louse can kill a turkey, while other birds are also affected. Treatment involves rubbing melted lard around the comb and ears, with optional kerosene or carbolic acid in the mix, then keeping the bird warm for a few hours.

Lime substitutes fail in chicken feed experiments

Feeding experiments spanning years show minerals cannot replace lime in poultry rations. When lime is missing the body uses stored lime from bone and muscle. It also finds lime and phosphorus are more readily drawn from living bone than from dead bone ash.

Cure Feather Eating Habit In Fowls

Fowls eat feathers because they lack certain foods. Supplying milk tankage meat scraps cotton seed meal peanut meal or alfalfa pasturage in adequate amounts stops the habit.

Vital Tips for Poultry Health and Egg Production

The article advises warm clean living quarters and ample feed to keep hens laying through winter. It promotes well ventilated housing, careful egg selection from two year olds for spring hatching, and avoiding corn and water heavy rations. It describes a good layer as with a red comb, prominent head, fat, pliable skin, and healthy weight.

Wit Humor Exchange About Gifted Singer

A brief exchange centers on whether she is gifted. one speaker questions if the other thinks she is a singer while the other suggests she could excel in other fields. The dialogue hints at public perception of talent and versatility.

Waiter Faces Sharp Reprimand Over Water Remedy

A fussy old gentleman complains after three failed attempts to dose his medicine in a half glass of water. Each time the waiter filled the glass to the right amount after the water had been reduced, prompting a sharp rebuke to stay away until needed.

Campaign Speech Humor and a Broken Mainspring

The dialogue features Senator Snortsworthy endorsing humorous anecdotes in campaigns. Mrs Gloonip notes her watch has not varied for a week, and Mr Gloonip quips that he broke the mainspring to cause a change, reflecting witty dinner table banter.

Senator Snortsworthy Henry Mrs. Gloonip Mr. Gloonip

Biography tease on Mr. Grabcoin and his lawyer

A wry exchange hints at questions about Mr. Grabcoin's business career and scrutiny. It suggests his lawyer would be the least suitable biographer, implying caution about insider stories and potential legal risk in publishing.

Cuticura Trio Promises Skin Relief for Infants

Advertisement touts Cuticura Soap Ointment and Talcum to soothe red rough itchy skin with hot baths. The copy then shifts to a quip from Farm Life about Christmas gifts and ever growing assessment notices amid an exchange of courtesies.

Arizona Pete

Swamp Root Advertising and Odd Exchange

Advertisement touts Dr Kilmer s Swamp Root for kidney trouble and urges sample requests via small payment. The piece also includes a light joke about a roommate and morning routines in a separate exchange.

Mystery Dialogue Sparks Debate on Smoking Fate

A fragmentary exchange pits a boy named Reggy against a taunting line about quitting smoking. The lines imply mortality threats tied to cigarette use, leaving the reader with a grim implication about danger and choices.

The Bucketshop Blues Market Verse

A fragment recalls a market refrain about seeking stock and then returning home to pawn a watch, capturing a jaunty wartime era sentiment in a comic verse.

Nonproductive Arts and the Search for Living Work

The dialogue critiques artistic output that fails to become enduring art. One speaker urges making money while the other pushes for works that truly live as poems, pictures, or music, acknowledging the tension between practicality and artistic vitality.

Poles and Flagstaffs Shape A Graduation Debate

A professor tells graduates there is room on top for all while a student challenges the claim. The student notes his father works painting liberty poles and flagstaffs on skyscrapers. The exchange highlights ambition and family trade in a shifting economy.

County official weighs candidate for poorhouse superintendent

A dialogue shows a county commissioner considering a candidate for the poorhouse post. Mr Longsuffer mentions managing a small poorhouse for his wife's kin, while another quotes a maxim about praising the dead and the other replies in practical terms about not accusing a man who cannot argue.

Charlie Al Right at Chess

A light dialogue from Pearson's Weekly notes Charlie’s slow play contrasted with talk that he can play a pretty fast game of chess. Elsie questions if anyone moves as slowly, while Jack compares his speed.

Charlie Elsie Jack Pearson's Weekly

Lion Tamer Delays Break After Show with Wife Waiting

A dramatic act ends as a lion tamer delays leaving the arena while his wife waits outside to resume a domestic quarrel. He lingers near the lions, drawing attention from spectators and staff.

Rural Quietness Tourist Is That a Quiet Place

A humorous note from London Punch contrasts rural quiet with increasing tourist noise. A fisherman reflects that the area was quiet until visitors arrived seeking quiet, highlighting tension between serenity and growing crowds.

London

Women Demand More Liberty In Public Debate

In a quoted exchange, women are urged to push for greater freedoms while debating political activity. A stereotype about women's behavior is challenged as the dialogue questions whether women can freely vote, smoke, and discuss politics as men do.

Sporting Offer Sparks Two Out Of Three Challenge

A brief dialogue shows Tom offering a sporting arrangement to Betty and Betty proposing a best two out of three after a denial. The exchange hints at a playful contest or wager without details of place or outcome.

Tom Betty Putell

Election Saga Ends in Postmaster Pick for Indiana Town

A small Indiana town rewarded political activity with a village postmaster appointment. The candidate, described as clever yet bad at bookkeeping, faced mounting account troubles and spent long hours reconciling figures before finally being told to move on. A friend urged a break with supper, but he stayed buried in numbers.

Indiana

Birth Rate in France Declines in Major Cities

During the first half of 1922 the birth rate in France's ten largest cities fell 10 percent from 1921. Paris recorded 24 238 births per 1 000. The rest of the text adds a gardening proverb about patching quarrels, unused in context.

France Paris

London administrative divisions and governance

The text outlines London's two jurisdictions, city and county, with the city covering 673 acres and the county 117 square miles. It notes 27 boroughs plus the cities of London and Westminster, city affairs handled by the city corporation, county by the county council formed in 1888, and Greater London electing 62 MPs.

County of London London Westminster City of London City Corporation County Council Greater London House of Commons

Wisdom From Babes on a Father's Proposed Marriage

An inquisitive neighbor asks Robbie about his father’s planned remarriage. Robbie, age unclear, says it is awful and adds that a man of his age ought to know better. The remark reflects a child’s blunt view on adult decisions.

Robbie

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