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Newspaper
Lamar Register
Location
Lamar, Colorado, United States of America
Date
Sep 16, 1903
Page
3
A round of brisk dialogue features a young author mocked for praise from critics and a pompous senator who quips about fame and cash. The dialogue shifts to a sharp jab about a swan and a boastful review scene at the grounds, with characters exchanging barbed, witty lines.
A Philadelphia Press item notes a farmer complaining of a broken down machine while another speaker calls it luck that a similar man ended up broken up. A Chicago fire in 1871 is recalled by Mrs Goodart who offers aid. Washington Star jokes contrast mosquitos and summer. Crimsonbeak humor contrasts ball game bat and door slams.
A restaurant guest complains of a fat bald man who leaves without paying. The waiter responds that they let him eat gratis because he attracts flies, noting it is the second time this has occurred.
A distant comic exchange shows Mrs Strongmind chairing a rents committee while a jab about trousers follows. Another strip features boarders dreaming of a benevolent monopolist hash trust and a humorous misreading of Roman numerals with Frank answering C as six.
A lighthearted column notes Senator Sorghum arguing that there are two sides to every question and that the best choice depends on which side yields the best payoff. The exchange highlights cautious, shrewd thinking.
Willie asks about the heavy sounds on the stairs. Madge explains it is papa walking in his sleep. Willie skeptically asks if he sleeps with his boots on.
A young author quotes the drama as drawn from the French tale. The manager retorts that the French will not miss it, signaling a dismissive reception of the work.
A tinker asks if the typewriter needs repairs and the boss agrees. A note shows the clerk went across the street to consult a dentist, hinting at a sudden interruption or distraction in the office scene. The brief exchange captures a moment of practical problem solving amid daily tasks.
A cheeky report claims Mr. and Mrs. Scrappe are a perfect match. The exchange notes that even a small friction could trigger a domestic conflagration, highlighting the volatile coupledom as a source of rumor.
A sequence of dialog fragments depicts social banter about a man named Skinner and a bachelor who died recently. The exchange touches on his lifestyle, a poetical Indian agent, a second-hand bookseller claim, and a startled engagement remark.
A dramatic exchange between a woman and a man unfolds with a past grievance. The woman laments feeling never good enough while the man concedes and suggests he should have strived to meet her standards.
An exchange echoes as the editor asks how the reporter learned so much about a woman's club. The reporter reveals the meeting was secret, prompting the judge to comment on the transparency of proceedings.
Detroit Free Press quotes Uncle Reuben noting that people claim they could improve life for others if they could understand their situation, but questions whether such changes would truly help other folks.
Denver markets show mixed receipts and price ranges for cattle hogs and sheep with beef cow and steer quotations. Grain notes report Colorado wheat crop exceptional with yields around 64 pounds per bushel and value $1 to $1.05 per 100 pounds, plus Ottawa dispatches subsidy talk for Canada France steamship service.
A sympathetic husband becomes a drinking victim until his wife and the family doctor stage a shock treatment. The doctor immobilizes his leg with plaster casts to simulate a broken leg and a limp. After a month of bed rest and the fabricated injury, the desire for liquor vanishes and the man abandons the habit.
John Fox Jr discusses mountain lawlessness and mob action in a Kentucky town. He recalls a case where arrest and punishment were avoided and an assassin was killed by townspeople to prevent grand jury action. The piece shifts to a Sunday poem from the Kansas City Independent lauding leisure and quiet.
Oregon headlines recount a returning Oregon woman craving Chinook salmon and Bull Run water to the point of leaving Brooklyn for home. The piece notes lighthearted views of Missouri and Oregon women, and a visitor’s preference tied to locale and life in the East. A separate column recalls Simon Cameron’s brusque warning about politics as the world’s meanest business. Carnegie Libraries in Iowa count twenty three.
A concise motto appears to celebrate perseverance, suggesting a mindset shift when faced with difficulty. The phrase positions resilience as a defining strength, implying champions rise where competitors falter. The speaker frames endurance as a source of renewed energy and motivation.
A reflective piece guiding lay readers through basic legal ideas. It weighs the notion that lawyers cannot know all and outlines that law is a rule of action. It explains courts of equity as remedies where law fails, and shares anecdotes about legal literacy, definitions, and the roles of courts, with brief quotes from Story, Mansfield, Cooley, and Coleridge.
This note invites co operation to share useful ideas with Dr. Fart M. Pratt via The John Crerar Library Chicago. It explains the Arcade Index libraries began in 1872 and aim to collect unpublished information through 1952. Submissions are encouraged though personal replies are not possible.
The piece reflects on editor influence and guidance shaping the writer. It laments editor feedback, recalls blunt remarks on spelling and questions, and credits editors with education. It notes appetite, city life, and a call to higher work and self culture.
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