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Newspaper
Lamar Register
Location
Lamar, Colorado, United States of America
Date
Nov 22, 1899
Page
6
Drowning Ends Initiation At Eastern College
A young man died during the preliminary rites of an eastern college fraternity initiation. The piece urges swift faculty action against secret societies whose practices invite dangerous violence and foolhardy conduct.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Eastern College
Honor and dishonor in a week of public ceremony
The article contrasts a jeweled sword given to Admiral Dewey by American citizens and a prominent officer condemned for misusing government funds. It recalls Napier’s note on accepting gold swords from Scinde chiefs. It argues that Napier and Dewey symbolize the officers nations honor, while others face degradation.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Admiral Dewey
United States
Scinde
Napier
India
France
Napier and Dewey
England
Warden Refuses Full Account of Hospital Finances
The Cook County Hospital warden in Chicago regards public money as a trust from politicians and provides no detailed accounting of funds. The county board accepts sums handed over by the warden without demanding exact records, arguing that full disclosure is unnecessary under the arrangement.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cook County Hospital
Chicago
County Board
Explaining Dinosaur Size Through Everyday Comparison
The article contrasts technical fossil descriptions with plain language to help non experts grasp vast scales. It uses a hunter example of a round steak from a dinosaur ham measuring twelve feet in diameter and over thirty five feet in circumference to make the size tangible.
Public reaction to Dewey memo on Philippine report
Across major papers the unanimous report receives varied praise while defending Admiral Dewey. Editors argue the memo disproves anti imperialist claims and affirms truthfulness, urging readers to trust Dewey over critics like Atkinson and Bryan.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pine- Islands
George Dewey
Hartford Courant
Bryan
Schurz
Cochran
Atkinson
Aguinaldo
Emix
Bryans
Atkinsons
New York
Springfield
Inalam Point
The Nations Trade and Political Clashes Across States
The piece argues that American trade has surged globally under tariffs, expanding exports and shrinking imports. It notes Kentucky election returns showing Taylor with a plurality over Goebel and predictions of possible legislative review, amid regional disputes over imperial policy.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kentucky
Taylor
Goebel
Hows
Treasury notes and postwar issues dominate Washington scene
Washington reports reveal stamp sales rising to 80,151,007 dollars in value with 4.017 20m- 025 stamps sold. Admiral Dewey and Mrs. Dewey return from New York. government reports detail ordnance and census work, treasury bonds pricing, and a busy political scene with party conventions and Senate maneuvers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Uncle Sam Last Fear
Uncle Sam
Yankees
Nand
Denver
Kansas City
Wolcott
Republican National Committee
Washington
Buffalo
San Francisco
New York
Chicago
Thurston
Nebraska
Leola Purman
O Street
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Lamar
Colorado
Cain
Charles Napier
Dewey
Washington Star
Philippine Islands
Friends of the
Boston Transcript
Ind
Philadelphia Press
Schurman
New York Journal of Commerce
The
New York Tribune
Rep
New York Times
New York Sun
Philadelphia Times
East
Edward Atkinson
Europe
Atbara
Northeast
Africa
South Africa
Far East
Philippines
Wiliam McKinley
White House
Board of Health of
District of Columbian
Thomas F. Ryan
V Street
Baltimore
Tutatla
Germany
Treasury Bureau of Statistics
South Pacific
Merrins
Cemens
MLO
Secretary of the Treasury
Ith
Otis
MacArthur
Aguinable
Harvard
Bristol
DW. D
Heges
History
Encyechopedia
CORT
Cere
Madden
Senate
Joma
Racor
Georcas
Admirsi
Meech
Charlie
King
Coar
North Atlantic
Manila
Cavite
Dewer
Amd
Secr
Rec
Phil
W. 2D. Melvin Priest
J S. W. Pilchard
H. C. Gayitt
Fort Sheridan
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