Witty miscellany from The Register satire column
A brisk column offering social quips and irony on topics from dining and drink to inventions, politics, and public figures. It cites Sol Smith Russell’s death, mentions Lady Nation, Count Zeppelin, Santos-Dumont, and J Pierpont Morgan, and comments on gambling ping-pong in Providence and other contemporary curiosities.
Testimony Doubted on Eve and Adam Myth in Chronicle
The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle questions the ability to obtain Eve's testimony on whether Adam was a myth and asks if Eve's daughters should carry weight in the discussion.
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Adam
Chautauqua Opens July 4 at Boulder with Six-Week Session
Denver May 19 report that the Texas Colorado Chautauqua will open July 4 in Boulder and run a six week season. The program lists instructors from Colorado, Chicago, Wyoming, Illinois, and Kansas plus special acts and lectures. The summer school opens July 7 for five weeks offering courses in civics history pedagogy psychology literature mathematics and more.
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Denver
Boulder
Ira M. DeLong
University of Colorado
E. E. Sparks
University of Chicago
Illinois
H. H. Roberts
University of Wyoming
Laramie
Wyoming
William Dwell
Northwestern University
Evanston Illinois
J. T. McFarland
Topeka
Kansas
Theodosia Ammons
Emily Richardson Cherry
Houston
Texas
Charles Kent Owen
Dallas
Attr
Rischar
Thomas E. Green
Ada M. Sheffield
Winchell
Moving Picture
Spence and McDonald
A. A. Willitts
Bessie Turner
Rosani
Juggler
Marion B. Green
Bertha Kunz Baker
Alfred L. Flude
American Vitagraph
Herr Gustavus Cohen
Karl Germaine
C. F. Craig
John Dewitt Miller
B. O. Aylesworth
S—Euarle E
Perhay
Moros Friendly Yet Tense in Mindanao Contact
General Chaffee reports Moros generally friendly toward the United States after interviews with datos and surviving sultans in Mindanao. A cable from General Davis indicates Dato Ruty may resist surrender but Chaffee expects minimal fighting possible by surrounding his hilltop forts with American skirmishers to secure a bloodless victory within days. Manila tor May 19.
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Lake Lano
Mindanao
United States
Eral Chaffee
Davis
Dato Ruty
Chaffee
Manila
Plot to Kill King of Spain threatens royal procession
Madrid reports an anarchist plan to assassinate King Alfonso. Six arrests include Gabriel Loyan, an insurance employee, with dynamite cartridges found at Lopez premises. Authorities say nine cartridges seized and more arrests follow. detainees include six medical students, a printer, a carpenter and a mason.
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Madrid
Alfonso
Gabriel Loy
Lopez
Washington notes on war, canals, and Indian land
A sweeping Washington dispatch reports House actions on the Sternberg retirement, an amended naval funding bill for liquid fuel tests, and a late push for the irrigation measure. It notes Senate hearings, Panama or Nicaragua canal treaties, Fort Hall land rush, new office building plans in D.C., and Indian land concerns plus Cuban reciprocity and a Martinique disaster relief request.
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House Committee On Military Affairs
Sternberg
Naval
California
Texas
Bureau of Steam Engineering
House
Friends of the Irrigation Bill
Friends of
Senate Committee On
Philippines
Clemencia Lopez
Sixto Lopez
Boston
Washington
Lodge
Hale
Burrows
Hay
Colombia
Nicaragua
Costa Rica
United States
Panama
Secretary of State
Senate
General Land Office
Fort Hall Indian Reservation
Pocatello
Thomas F. Walsh
Colorado
Fourteenth and
G Streets
Foundry Church
G Street
Fourteenth Street
Warren
Hat Creek
Wyoming
Congress
Roosevelt
Arvella D. Meeker
Greeley
Uintah Reservation
Spokane
Friends of the Indians
Toss
Naval Committee
Foss
Spain
False Prophecy by Scientists Posts No More Eruption Danger
St Thomas May 16 The Valkyrie reports brutal scenes from St Pierre Martinique where a mother and child perished beneath a fire blast near Sarbet and a cart of corpses lay by a ruined cathedral. A government commission claimed no further danger, but the fallen officials and others who sought safety died after the report.
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St. Thomas
Danish West Indies
Valkyrie
Martinique
St. Pierre
Sarbet
Mont Pelee
Pelee
Fort de France
Rich criminals arrested in Canada flee to Montreal
John F. Gaynor and B. D. Greene, fugitives from Savannah bail, were arrested by United States secret service and Montreal detectives. They were quickly put aboard the tug Spray toward Montreal, with no chance to consult counsel. Quebec authorities mistook the arrest as kidnapping, while US counsel Donald McMast defended the action as extradition.
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Quebec
John F. Gaynor
B. D. Greene
Savannah
Georgia
Canada
United States Secret Service
Carter
Montreal
Wilkie
Greene
Gaynor
Spr
St. Lawrence
Spray
Donald McMast
United States
Est
Marion Erwin
Desney
John. IP. Gaynor
Erwin
Carpenter
High School Graduates Wanted for Santa Fe Railroad
Chicago UL May 16 High school education will hereafter be of advantage to young men who desire to enter the service of the Santa Fe railroad The management of that company has instructed heads of departments that where positions are to be filled high school graduates shall be given the preference.
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Chicago
Santa Ve
Meat Prices Reach New High at Chicago Stock Yards
May 16 Chicago reports cattle at Union Stock Yards topped $7.60 per hundredweight, 10 cents above last week’s peak, with all offerings sold. Hogs and sheep also posted record prices for the year as demand stayed strong.
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Chicago
Ill
Union
Great Coal Strike Push Serious Disruption Across Nation
Hazleton Pa May 17 miners meeting unanimously backed a plan to mobilize all bituminous and anthracite workers in a nationwide shutdown. A special United Mine Workers convention may be called to press for broader action, potentially straining coal supply and rail traffic across the United States.
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Hazleton
United States
United Mine Workers of America
John Mitchell
Indianapolis
Wilson
Virginia
West Virginia
Pennsylvania
United Mine Workers
Mine Workers’ Organization
Fire destroys Armour lard refinery in Chicago stockyards
A massive blaze last night at Armour & Co lard refinery in Chicago’s Union Stock Yards injured twenty nine workers, with seven believed fatally hurt. The five story plant, 250 feet long, housed two thousand staff, and the explosion of three boiling lard tanks sparked the fire, which spread through most of the building within an hour. Firefighters focused on rescuing trapped crowds, while victims were treated at a temporary hospital set up in nearby German American Provision Co. plant.
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Chicago
Armour & Co
Union
United States
Forty Third Street
Center Avenue
Cnt
Forty-fourth Street
Carnegie Would Buy Philippines
London May 17. Andrew Carnegie was asked if he offered to pay 300,000 for the Philippines and to announce to the Filipinos that independence would be acknowledged by the United States. He responded simply Your independence would be acknowledged ultimately by the United States and I meant it.
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London
Philippines
United States
Andrew Carnegie
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