The Register Satirical Snippets On War Wealth And Fashion
A collage of witty observations on Europe’s revolutions rulers and battleships. fashion price tags. socialites and royalty. education and marriage. and humorous quips about spring fever doctors and vaudeville jokes. Notable lines reference King Edward cigars Vanderbilt diamonds and Sir Thomas Lipton.
Carnegie may play angel in national theater plan
Andrew Carnegie is said to be set to portray an angel with box office to a national theater, a move seen as advancing his long held aim to aid the poor. J. C. Barclay, formerly a messenger boy, is named assistant general manager at Western Union Telegraph, with a note on the limited chances for former messengers.
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Andrew Carnegie
Angel
J. C. Barclay
Western Union Telegraph Company
Paragraphs on marriage advice and speakers at Mothers Congress
A reader notes irony in marriage guidance coming from the unmarried and observes that Mothers Congress speeches are often given by a speaker who is likened to a flower unplucked from the parent stem. The writer expresses curiosity about the source of such advice and the selection of keynote presenters.
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Mothers’ Congress
State Dedication Exercises Mark Final Day at St Louis Exposition
At St Louis on May 3 the Exposition dedication concluded with a large civic parade and state building dedications. About 30 000 marched past the reviewing stand where governors and dignitaries sat. The Indian Territory and Oklahoma division led by cowboys and Indians drew strong praise, with pieces of the pageant ending in the Liberal Arts building for formal exercises.
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St. Louis
Lindel Boulevard
Grand Avenue
Lindell Boulevard
Governors Dockery
Missouri
Peabody
Colorado
Odell
New York
van Sant
Minnesota
Mickey
Nebraska
Heard
Louisiana
Fairbanks
Hanna
Thomas N. Carter
John H. Thurston
Indian Territory
Oklahoma
Liberal Arts Building
Colorado National Guard to undergo regular army inspection
Denver May 3 Inspectors from regular army will assess Colorado National Guard under the new law bringing the militia into regular service. Col W H Sweeney assistant adjutant general issued the order for this week’s inspection to judge readiness for active service. Lieut Col W B Wheeler Capt A S Brookes and Capt S P Adams will conduct the review.
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Denver
National Guard of
Colorado
W. H. Sweeney
W. B. Wheeler
Tenth Infantry
A. S. Brookes
Twenty-ninth Infantry
Twenty-ninth Infantry and Capt
S. P. Adams
Fourteenth Cavalry
Volcano's Work Wipes Out Guatemalan City in Year
In Guatemala Quesaltenango, once the second city with 60 000 residents, was erased by two earthquakes and a Santa Maria eruption. The city lies in ruins six feet deep in ash. Tapachula nearby bears collapsed cathedral remains as tremors threaten more damage. The Guatemalan government hid some figures amid celebrations in Guatemala City.
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Tapachula
Mexico
Martinique
Quesaltenango
Santa Maria
Guatemala
Washington Star
Guatemala City
Finca
Death of Bishop Hurst in Washington
Bishop John Fletcher Hurst of the Methodist Episcopal church died at 12 40 yesterday morning in Washington. His daughter Ellen and son Lieut Paul Hirst of the Third United States infantry were with him, arriving just hours before his death.
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Washington
John Fletcher Hurst
Methodist Episcopal Church
Ellen
Lieut- Paul Hirst
Third United States Infantry
Death of Bishop Hurst Marks Long Health Decline
The Rev. Bishop Hurst had been in failing health for about two years and paralysis in London last September preceded a decline after the news of President McKinley’s assassination. His son John L. Hurst traveled from Denver while another son Carl Bailey Hurst, at Vienna, serves as United States consul general.
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John L. Hurst
Denver
Carl Bailey Hurst
Vienna
United States
Bishop Hurst
London
McKinley
Flood Devastates Klondike Mining District Amid Bonanza Creek Surge
Tacoma reports the Klondike area facing its most destructive flood as Bonanza Creek floods roads, sluices, and mining camps. Main Street in Grand Forks floods, stores and homes inundated, and $2,000,000 in gold stored on ice bottoms washed away. Miners fear ongoing destruction as water continues to rise and carry away winter’s work.
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Tacoma
Wash
Klondike
Grand Forks
Beet Fields Damaged by Late Freeze in Colorado
A Greeley Sugar Company report notes a hard freeze Wednesday injuring beet fields more than expected. About five sixths of the crop had been planted and is two inches above ground. 600 acres must be reseeded. Highest elevation areas hit hardest. Peckham and Fort Lupton frost damage noted. Alfalfa on high ground also injured requiring replanting.
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Denver
Greeley
Denver Republican
Timothy
Greeley Sugar Company
Sugar Company
Peckham
Fort Lupton
Kaiser Meets the Pope in Rome Audience at Vatican
Emperor William met the Pope in Rome for a forty minute conference and was greeted with military honors by the Palatine guard and gendarmes. He presented Prince Frederick William and Prince Ejital to the pontiff and was enthusiastically acclaimed as his procession passed the city.
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Rome
William
Holy See
Frederick William
Prince Ejital
Vatican
Pontifical Court
School Investigation Ordered at Fort Lewis
Washington May 3 The Indian Office sent Special Agent Mc Nichol to the Fort Lewis Colorado Indian school to investigate charges of immorality against Dr Breen superintendent of the institution The office believes the charges will not be substantiated and notes Breen as one of the best officers in the service, with current accusations likely revived from a year ago found unfounded.
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Washington
Indian Office
McNichol
Fort Lewis
Colorado
Breen
Haggett
D. M. Conway
West Side
Denver
Conway
Wyoming
Signal Corps
Boulder
Greeley
Fort Morgan
Cripple Creek
Canon City
Pueblo
Colorado Springs
John W. Springer
Kansas
State Veterinary Sanitary Board
F. M. Irish
R. M. Golder
State Home and Industrial School For Girls
Irish
Golder
Belgo American plans Wyoming oil railroad project
The Belgo American drilling trust announced plans for a rail line into the Lander oil fields from Sweetwater country or Casper or Guernsey, with about 250 miles of track. Backed by French capital, the group highlights strong oil holdings and will conduct a preliminary survey this summer.
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Cheyenne
Wyo
Belgo- American Drilling Trust
Lander Oil Fields
Union Pacific
Sweetwater Country
Casper
Guernsey
Burlington
King Edward in Paris After Quiet Day
King Edward enjoyed a brief church visit and mingled with the crowd in Paris. The monarch walked with the British ambassador as crowds gathered at the British embassy showing mild demonstrations of Anglo French goodwill.
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Paris
Edward
Santa Maria Volcano Erupts Amid Ash Storms
News from Champerico says the Santa Maria volcano in Guatemala erupted again. The steamer San Juan carried word arriving in San Francisco on May 4, reporting ashes falling andpanic among surrounding inhabitants as couriers described a thick atmosphere near the volcano.
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San Francisco
Cal
Santa Maria
Guatemala
San Juan
Champerico
Wage exemption act prompt and state car valuations
The secretary of state reports inquiries about the wage exemption act, which becomes effective in June. Exemptions are 60 percent of a head of family's wages. if pay is 5 dollars weekly or less, it is fully exempt. The State Board of Equalization sets foreign freight car valuations near 235,779 dollars, with refrigerator cars at 450 dollars, meat cars at 500, and other cars at 300, based on mileage.
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Secretary of State
State Board of Equalization
State Agencies Face Sharp Cut in Incidentals Budget
Each department will receive far less for incidental expenses under the new appropriation. The auditing board apportions 41 percent reductions and assigns specific sums totaling 50 000 for all agencies. No extra clerks may be funded from incidental accounts. departments must seek transfers to add staff.
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Governor’s Department
Secretary of State
Superintendent of Public Instruction
Supreme Court
Court of Appeals
Land Board
Coal mi
Veterinary Board
Bureau of Mines
Board of Charities
Historical Society
Board of Equalization
Fish and Game Department
Horticultural
Stock Inspection Board
Board of Health
War Relic Department
Humane Society
National Guard Officers May 6 Resignations Expected
Adj Gen Sherman Bell and Col James Brown likely to resign from the National Guard on May 6. The governor may accept Brown’s resignation but urge Bell to stay, though Bell may retire to pursue mining offers. The two officers cited May 6 as effective date to avoid disrupting St Louis trip and Roosevelt visit.
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Adj
Sherman Bell
James Brown
National Guard
Colonel Brown
General Bell
Guard
St. Louis
Roosevelt
Denver Republican
Kansas and Colorado Tighten Cattle Quarantine Cooperation
Topeka dispatch reports Kansas State Live Stock Sanitary Commission approves the Colorado established quarantine on Kansas cattle. Officials praise Colorado, pledge joint action including dipping vats along the line and strict enforcement to stamp out disease. State engineer to rigorously enforce reservoir dam laws to prevent floods.
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Topeka
Kansas State Live Stock Sanitary Commission
Kansas
Colorado
M. C. Campbell
Kansas Commission
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