Parlor of Headlines Sparks a World of Uproar
A collage of satirical briefs from The Register lampoons figures from Cuba to Spain, William II to Morgan and Hetty Green. It mocks inventors, monarchs, and moguls, noting social quirks and modern obsessions with wealth, politics, and fashion. The piece riffs on recent events and eccentricities with pointed humor and sharp turns of phrase.
Fatal Runaway Accident Kills West Denver Graduates
A hay rack carrying eleven West Denver High School graduates driven by Frank French plunged down a Tur key Creek road precipice near Morrison, killing Edith Withers and Mazie Pumphrey and injuring eighteen others. A special Denver train delivered doctors and supplies, and the injured were moved to a makeshift hospital as survivors received care. Fred Lawrence aided victims and helped organize the response.
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Denver
West
Morrison
Frank French
I, L, Luce
Hr. Haxby
Clit House
Morrison Wing
Esther Smith
Irene Wheelock
Harry Ge Marvin Klew
Luella Corbin
Alice Barton
Taura Kilgore
Bessie Quay
Wellsburg
W. Va
Whitgore
Herr
Joseph Garst
Red Burr
Fred Lawrence
West Denver High School
Opposition to Denver soldiers' home plan delays act
Capt. Charles Ft Miller reports a letter from Speaker Henderson stating the House committee and leaders deem the Denver soldiers' home unwise. He notes capacity for five thousand more soldiers and cites the Hot Springs sanitarium as reducing need. He concludes the Shafroth bill cannot be considered.
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Denver
Charles FT. Miller
D. B. Henderson
House of Representatives
Hlenderson
Committee On Rules
South Dakota
Chicago Butchers Win Settlement at Union Stock Yards
Chicago June 18 The threatened strike of all allied unions at meat packing plants was averted tonight as the stock yards company agreed to every union demand. Cattle drivers who had been discharged after organizing will return to work tomorrow. Michael Donnelly, president of the union, led conferences with company officers and warned that a general walkout would occur if reinstatement was not granted.
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Chicago
Michael Donnelly
Union Stock Yards
Washington Yearly: Cuban policy and canal route debate
The piece surveys Senate and House actions including a $50,000 appropriation for a Baron Steuben statue, transfer of forest reserves to agriculture, and President McKinley’s Cuba policy. It covers opposition to the Panama route, the Isthmian canal, and celebrity figures in diplomacy while noting New Mexico and Arizona statehood talks and insular affairs.
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Martinique
House Committee On Library
Baron Steuben
Washington
Lacey
Interior
Agricultural Department
House
Cuba
Presie McKinley
United States
Clark
Wyoming
Public Lands Committee
Utah
Uintah
Secretary of the Interior
Dietrich
Nebraska
Senate Committee On
Senate
Mitchell
Oregon
Panama
Spooner
Cong
Morgan
Alabama
Nicaragua
Colombia
Congress
John Hay
McKinley
DeArmond
Missouri
Hay
Hooker
Mississippi
Representative Richardson
Ten
Clouse
Democratic Congressional Committee
Fifty Die By Own Action In May In Chicago Telegrams
May saw fifty deaths by self destruction in Chicago records. Other items report President Barrows of Oberlin College dying at Oberlin on June 3 and plans for a world class New York hotel costing ten million dollars. Also noted are ocean liner vaudeville ambitions, anger at peace terms, Oregon governor Pennoyer’s Memorial Day death, Northern Steamship expansion, Botha’s peace note, church temperance stand, Queen Wilhelmina convalescence, borax health concerns, Moslem conversion of Rev James Rodgers, Boer roundup efforts, Little Rock church split from Gov Davis, Cummings’ will details, transit mishaps, mule camp moves to Toronto, Molineaux murder trial date, Transvaal camp peace joy, NYU honoraries, John Goodnow Shanghai decoration, Deming case bankruptcy ruling, Widow Craven payout, early wheat cutting, Hawaii delegate prospects, Andrews cremation, Ford dispute and Memphis rate case.
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Chicago
John Henry Barrows
Oberlin College
Oberlin
Ohio
New York City
England
Sylvester Pennoyer
Oregon
Great Northern Steamship Company
Seattle
China
Louis Botha
Brussels
Europe
General Assembly of the
United Presbyterian Church
Pittsburg
Loo Castle
Wilhelmina
Castle Schaumberg
the Lahn
Imperial Health Office of
Berlin
James L. Rodgers
California
Second Baptist Church
Little Rock
Arkansas
Jeff Davis
Amos J. Cummings
M Cummings
Charleston Navy
Boston
Berthelot
Rochambeau
South Africa
Toronto
Canada
Scott
New York Supreme Court
Roland B. Molineaux
Kate Adams
Transvaal
New York University
Helen Miller Gould
Emily Ogden Butler
Henry Draper
Climb Mont Pelee Daring Expedition Victorious
George Kennan and companions Jaccaci and Varian recount their perilous ascent of Mont Pelee in late May and early June. They reached the crater edge, observed fumaroles and a vast steam-covered crater, and faced ash, sulfur clouds, and volcanic blasts while retreating from Vive plantation to Aciro amid mounting eruptions. Professor Heilprin and Ledbetter later joined the party, with others falling ill or unable to reach the crater.
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Foré de France
Martinique
George Kennan
Messrs
Jaccaci
Varian
Professor Heilprin
Kennan
Mr. Varian
Mont Pelee
Heilprin
St. Pierre
Crater
Lake Palmiste
Lake Miste
Basse Pointe
Morne Bonge
Aciro
Vive
Cale Basse
Fallaise Vaile
Heleilprin
Mr. Ledbetter
Thater
Ian
Iaceaci
Ledbetter
Bloody Work in Chicago strike escalates at stockyards
In Chicago thirty six meat wagons returned to the Union Stock Yards after a brutal day of packinghouse strikes. Police guarded the wagons as crowds hurled stones and bottles. Mayor Harrison questioned reports of innocent people being clubbed but warned of dangerous times ahead.
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Chicago
Union Stock Yards
Harrison
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