Quaint Philosophy Snippets From Chicago News
A collection of aphorisms on life, change, optimism, and social quirks. The quips cover topics from musicians overplaying to pessimists and changing desires, ending with a note on theatergoing loneliness and the folly of relying on philosophy to part with possessions.
Fragmented Aphorisms on Life and Culture
A collection of pithy maxims on duty, ambition, truth, and gender roles. The speaker muses on resilience, judgments of others, and social decorum, noting the weight of self image and the paradoxes of happiness and power. The tone is reflective, with wry observations about Indians, modesty, beauty, and human endeavor.
Pointed Paragraphs and Provoking Parables in Print
The Chicago News reflects on aphorisms about crime, faith, affluence, and labor. It notes sharp sayings about criminals and sure-thing men, then contrasts a railed rhetoric with historic images of Lincoln and Washington, suggesting wit over blunt force in public discourse.
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Boers Bill of Fare List of Sweet Cookies and Dried Meats
The article catalogs Boer culinary terms with translations and descriptions including sweet cookies termed tamelett jes and koesisters, biltong as dried meat, swartzuir from mutton rib bones, honey cake honing koek, dried apricots mebos, an old timey pastel chicken pie, sasities or kabobs of Malay origin, blatjang hot condiment, and bobette an Iméian curry with Krauts and spice notes.
Homemade Philosophy From Finnuken in Pennsylvania Grit
A satirical verse from Finnicky Finnuken in the Pennsylvanian Grit critiques politics religion and society. It ridicules self interest and hypocrisy, warning against hollow rhetoric and the theft of wartime faith.
Trite Trifles From a Bygone Era
A collection of short curiosities on counterfeiting copper cents railway danger and injury rates meat smoked with tobacco damp housing improved by laurel and sunflower plants electric fountains in English amusement parks plus a comic note on Senator Tillman hair and Dr Conan Doyle on a child’s greeting after a defeat.
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Secret of Longevity Says Sir James Sawyer
Medical brief outlines life extension commandments including eight hours sleep, limited ambition, right side sleeping, morning exercise, outdoor activity, frequent holidays, temperance, and country living. Advises on bedroom setup, diet, water and drains, fat intake, bathing, pets, and avoiding milk for adults.
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James Sawyer
England
Don’ts for the Eyes Guidance on safe eye care and lighting
Instructions warn against exposing eyes to cold wind direct light from electric sources and lighting errors. Advises avoiding underwater or sunlit windows at awakening and to give eyes fair treatment to preserve vision rather than seek new ones.
Antidotes for Poisons and Household Lab Tips
Poison antidotes listed include Tin Milk Oxalic acid Chalk Arsenic White of eggs Copper Mercury Zinc Milk white of eggs Lime Vinegar or lemon juice Lead Epsom salt plaster of Paris Antimony strong tea Acids Magnesia chalk soap water Alkalies Vinegar vegetable acids Phosphorus Magnesia and carbonate of soda Do not give oil or milk Warm milk for vegetable irritants Strong coffee Keep bottles plainly labeled and out of reach of children.
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American Journal of Health
Opinions on Religion and Local Business Notices
A collage of quotes on religion from 19th century thinkers pairs with a string of local advertisements and notices. The snippet advertises wagon covers, fire insurance, millinery, a physician, cash prices for poultry, and references to The Family Counsellor sold by Dr. S. W. Billingslea with Irwin building offices on East Main Street.
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Na Ta Fe Excursion Rates to Hot Springs and Trips
The notice advertises an all year tourist rate to Hot Springs New Mexico at 14.70 round trip with a 60 day limit. Side trips from Limia include Pueblo 2.60, Colorado Springs 3.4, Denver 3.7 round trips respectively, with go and return options and stopovers north of Pueblo. Inquiries may be directed to G. J. Garvin Avent.
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Doesnt pay to buy cheap remedy warnings
Cheap cough and cold remedies are warned against as insufficient for dangerous lung troubles. The text promotes Boschee's German Syrup as the effective treatment that heals tissues, relieves inflammation, and eases expectoration, with claims of global doctor endorsement and nightly rest. It notes availability through I. H. Myers.
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Notice for Publication of Land Claim
Notice is hereby given that the named settler has filed notice of intention to make final proof and claim residence and cultivation on the SW section in Lamar Colorado on December 7 1924. Witnesses are W Golly HL Wilson Jones Albert Rampenthaijul Lat Doh W A Menninn.
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Notice for Publication in Orrick Lamar District
Public notice records an individual filing for final proof of settler residence, naming Samuel Lawrence Colorado and John Wrinek as witnesses. It cites W Sec 1 Twp 228 of West 6th principal meridian and a February 1 hearing date. The fragmented text mentions the applicant and witnesses but lacks full legal details.
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Notice for publication land entry at Lamar Colorado
Notice is given that settler George I Perdue seeks to prove his claim for Lot Two, 21 S., Range 16 W., 6th P.M. in Colorado. The hearing will be held January 17, 1901, at Lamar Registry and Receiver. Witnesses Thurston Tra Swadley George Bishop Jason Jammer, all of Lamar, Colorado.
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The Globe-Democrat Promises World News and Family Honors
The St Louis Globe-Democrat claims worldwide reputation with semi weekly issues priced at one dollar yearly. It touts telegraphic world news published Tuesdays and Fridays and ongoing stories across sections plus Home and Family features and complete market reports for readers in all walks of life.
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Settler files final proof in Lamar Colorado claim
LaMar Colorado December 1 1800 notice lists U S Land Office settler Gottlieb Hf Glock filing intent to prove claim with witnesses John Bernestenod Nils Nyman WT McClare and Charles Rampenthall all from Lamar Colorado before W A Merninn Register on Chore lay Ja Gottlieb Hf Glock Not. 20 Two 22 Ang 5 W. aM. It notes the proof is to support the land claim and names witnesses.
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Charles Rampenthall
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Food safety notes on storage and decay habits
The American Journal of Health warns that nuts fruits and nuts spoil when flavor deteriorates. Flour and meat should be eaten soon after grinding as they lose life elements quickly. All foods deteriorate after cooking and uncovering invites atmospheric germs. Milk and water absorb injurious gases and germs if left unsealed, especially in warm weather.
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American Journal of Health
Stops the Cough and Works off the Cold
An old advertisement claims Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets stop a cough and cure a cold in one day with No Cure, No Pay. It also advertises a sale of a store in Granada, Colorado, by W. H. Morus, citing good location and stock at a bargain due to old age.
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Colo
Gingerly Grist on Household Wits and Myths
A playful column notes paradoxes about gas and dumb waiters and jokes about married life. It observes that many wives think their husbands are the smartest men they know and that many husbands have been reported missing, urging wives to treat their spouses wisely.
Jag Cure Offered by Maxwell Farm Co Lamar Colo
The Maxwell Farm Co of Lamar Colorado advertises a jag cure for 25 dollars in December with a bold claim it is as effective as any cure known. They note 300 head of well graded cows and heifers in pastures near Lamar and invite viewing at any time. Dr. 5 W Billingslea endorsed.
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Lamar
Maxwell Farm CO
Colo
Cure a Cold in One Day Adverts Laxative Bromo Quinine
Vintage ad claims a one day cure for a cold using Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. It notes money back from all druggists if it fails and includes E. W. Grove's signature on each box, price listed as 20 cents.
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E. W. Grove
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