Quips and Quotables from The Register’s Fun Page
A whimsical review of public figures and events, noting royalties, university pranks, political critique, and social quirks. Highlights include Wagner royalties, Miss Roosevelt gowns, Marconi, Poldhu telegraph link, and the Boston beans anecdote, all in a light editorial tone.
Divorces and satire mingle in late editorial note
A cautious editorial denounces rapid divorces as a national issue while joking about get-married-quick schemes. It cites a dubious discovery about plants blooming out of season from intoxication and recalls Mrs. Eddy’s response to Mark Twain on his Adam tomb tale, noting the critic’s humor absence.
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Union
Mrs. Eddy
Mark Twain
Adam
Kansas Legislature Considers Hefty Tax on Old Maids
A Kansas bill proposes heavy taxation on unmarried individuals with a potential exemption for those who declare they never had a chance to marry. The measure reflects arguments about fairness and social policy in the state legislature.
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Kansas
Extradition Bill Signed and Other Early 1903 Items
President Roosevelt signs the Philippine extradition bill while Hawaii tax appeals win in circuit court. Reports note rising anti Caucasian tension in San Francisco, plague fears eased, and the Illinois Senate backs direct senatorial election. Hobson resignation set for February 6 1903. Germany China expedition costs total 56.25 million with 5.5 million more expected. Kansas miner earnings cited as 350 yearly. Confederate Veterans support Hanna pension for ex slaves. Dalny port opened to foreign consuls near Port Arthur rivaling Vladivostok. Kansas legislatures endorse Cuban reciprocity and canal bills. Vienna hints at partial mobilization amid Balkans tensions. Plague serum aids Mazatlan patients quickly. Montana Supreme Court blocks franchise tax on Northern Pacific Express. Copenhagen papers discuss sale of Danish West Indies. Rear Admiral Frank Wildes dies aboard the China in San Francisco. New York Presbytery delays reformed faith statement. Germany agriculture backs large representation at St Louis fair. Prince Henry ends service October 1903 to Kiel command. English athletes to challenge American pedestrians. MARCON says IMMC ships get wireless gear. Manila Filipino Labor Union protests Chinese immigration. Cuba’s Merchan acted within rights over flag hoisting in Madrid. Phipps funds India lab and Pasteur institute plans funded. James Bryce warns of Macedonian danger and urges reforms in Turkey. Largest life-loss suit before White Plains court seeks 250000. John L. Sullivan bankrupt in New York. Minnesota governor insists on a conditional pardon for Cole Younger. Kiev reports a Russian seditious movement and possible martial law. Ex Senator Dawes dies at 86. pioneers Indian education system.
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Roosevelt
Hawaii
United States Circuit Court of Appeals
San Francisco
China
Illinois State Senate
United States
Richmond P. Hobson
Navy Department
Germany
Topeka
Kansas
R. E. Lee
Fort Worth
Texas
Hanna
Russia
Dalny
Port Arthur
Vladivostock
Vienna
Austria
Balkans
Mazatlan
Mexico
Supreme Court
Northern Pacific Express Company
Montana
Copenhagen
Danish West Indies
Frank Wildes
United States Navy
New York
Conference of Representatives of Agriculture
St. Louis
Prince Henry of
Prussia
Kiel
Admiral Koerster
New York Tribune
London
Marcon Wireless Telegraph Company
International Mercantile Marine Company
Manila
Senor Merchan
Madrid
Henry Phipps
Lord Curzon
India
Cashmere
Pasteur Institute
James Bryce
M. P
Aberdeen
Turkey
White Plains
New York Central Railroad Company
Alfred E. Perrin
Park Avenue
John L. Sullivan
Sullivan
Cole Younger
van Sant
Minnesota
Kieff
London Times
Henry L. Dawes
Pittsfield
Massachusetts
Congress
House
Senate
Arickaree County Bid and Water Plan Debate
The Colorado General Assembly discusses creating Arickaree county from eastern Adams county with Idalia as seat, while an annexation plan to Yu ma county is considered. A Denver meeting of Clear Creek ditch owners unveils a $1,000,000 canal project and state water reforms, including many proposed reservoirs and a constitutional amendment push.
State Appointments List of Appointees Across Agencies
Senate the following appointments detailing new roles. John D. Jones of Arapahoe becomes state inspector. Mrs. Louisa L. Arkins of Arapahoe named to the Board of Control of the State Home for Depend ent Children. John A. Martin of Denver Charles H. Wells of Pueblo and A. W. Scott of Fort Collins join the State Board of Pharmacy. Charles F. Andrew of Longmont to the State Lunacy Commission. Thomas M. Bowen of Pueblo to the State Penitentiary Commission. Wellington Finch of Teller county named state geologist. John P. Kelly of Jefferson James J. Cone of Fremont and Joseph S. Jaffa of Arapahoe named trustees of the State School of Mines. Leo R. Gottlieb of Las Animas and Joseph F. Humphreys of El Paso county named trustees of the Colorado School for the Deaf and Blind.
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Peabody
Senate
John D. Jones
Arapahoe County
State Home For Dependent Children
Louisa L. Arkins
State Board of Pharmacy
John A. Martin
Denver
Charles H. Wells
Pueblo
A. W. Scott
Fort Collins
Charles F. Andrew
Longmont
State Penitentiary Commission
Thomas M. Bowen
Wellington Finch
Teller County
State School of Mines
John P. Kelly
Jefferson
James J. Cone
Fremont
Joseph S. Jaffa
Arapahoe
Colorado School For the Deaf and Blind
Leo R. Gottlieb
Las Animas
Joseph F. Humphreys
el Paso County
Colorado briefs on development projects and officials
Amity seeks a beet sugar plant and faces a hard fight. Colorado Springs capitalists plan a sanitarium costing 300000 to 3100000. La Junta proposes road grading aid. Las Animas Light Power expands Trinidad plant. Senate confirms Downer and Hamill. Grand Junction to issue 28000 bonds for electric plant. San Juan County traders organize at Silverton. Denver crematory planned at 12000. Denver company forms to build Rio Grande dams. Overland Cotton Mills fined for underage labor. Chin Poo named Chinese interpreter in U S. Cattle and Horse Growers hold first convention in Denver. Denver post office site bid estimated 2120000 to 2420000. Leadville court sentences for race war shooting. Denver court sentences for mails swindle case. Bible teaching in public schools debated at Chamber of Commerce. Two mill managers fined for underage labor. Jerome acquitted. Mrs. Cranston dies in Mexico. Rev Clark visits Denver for youth convention. Gypsum deposit found near Portland Cement Plant. Fenneman to University of Wisconsin. Denver Fat Stock Show opens Feb 23. Dean abducted by masked men. beaten. Teller county bar backs Judge Leeds against impeachment.
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Amity
Colorado Springs
la Junta
Denver
H. T. Hamill
Georgetown
Grand Junction
Silverton
San Juan County Board of Trade
Fairmount Cemetery Association
Colorado
Rio Grande
Rio Grande County
Overland Cotton Mills Company
District Court
Chin Poo
United States
San Francisco
Colorado Cattle and Horse Growers’ Association
Assistant Secretary of the Treasury
Leadville
Herman Anderson
John Raab
Peter Johnson
Canon City
W. K. Burchinell
Chamber of Commerce
Methodist Church
Earl M. Cranston
Silao
Mexico
Pekin
China
Francis E. Clark
Young People’s Society of Christian Endeavor
A. N. Moore
Portland Cement Company
Florence
N. M. Fenneman
University of Colorado
Arapahoe
Boulder County
University of Wisconsin
The
State University
Madison
100Th Meridian
John T. Dean
Overland Cotton Mills
Dean
Doan’s Kidney Pills Ad Highlights Back Pain Relief
An old advertisement promoting Doan’s Kidney Pills claims backache stems from kidney issues and offers a free trial. It cites Case No. 40 321 Mr W H Hammer a Washington D C builder endorsing the remedy for bladder inflammation and urges readers to order from Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY, 50 cents per box.
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Dean
Bright
W. H. Hammer
N. Hinde Street
Washington
D. H
Ohio
Doan
Mr. Hammer
United States
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
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