Witty miscellany puffs and jests from The Register
A collage of satirical notes and observations on politicians, inventions, and society. It mocks Dewey, Kaiser funeral parody, Krupp, Morrocan sultan, Marconi, and a mix of urban curiosities. References to Tom Reed, Mark Twain, Alfred Bell, and various oddities appear in quick vignettes.
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Tom” Reed
Mark Twain
Colorado bill to revolutionize primaries in Fourteenth Assembly
A proposal by Senator Taylor of Glenwood Springs seeks to overhaul primary elections for nominations by extending safeguards from general elections. It sets week seven primaries, party definitions, candidate filings, separate party ballots, and integrated registration and canvassing processes with detailed procedures and fees.
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General Assembly
Colorado
Taylor
Glenwood Springs
Secretary of State
Board of Registration
General Registration
Colorado Senate and House Push Irrigation and Liquor Bills
The Colorado General Assembly advances a $15,000 appropriation to send the First regiment to the St. Louis exposition and move to regulate liquor sales with town or county licenses. Senate actions favor a $25,000 suit against Kansas over water rights and a De Long bill to curb western slope water diversion. Postmaster Mark G. Woodruff is named State Land Board register with Anna Brandt as deputy. The Torrens land registration proposal gains committee support. Forty four Senate bills and forty seven House bills are introduced on subjects from labor, education, and civil service to liquor, automobiles, land, and irrigation.
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National Guardsmen
Shireman
St. Louis
Drake
State Senate
Kansas- Colorado
Finance Committee
Kansas
United States Supreme Court
Colorado
Rio Grande
Platte
Yampa
Little Snake
Las Animas
Mancos
de Long
Mesa County
Front Range
Mark G. Woodruff
Creede
State Land Board
John T. Joyce
Anna Brandt
Cripple Creek
Peabody
Cowie
Miller
Helen Grenfell
State Land Office
Josephine Marion
Lucille Jermy
Franc J. Emperor
F. A. Currie
Aspen
J. C. Roberts
Central City
L. R. Smith
Ouray
William Cowdrey
Boulder
Berdie Adams
Pueblo
Eliza Gunn
Denver
Senate Judiciary Committee
Taylor
Senate
Ballinger
Jefferson
Lewis
Civil Service Commission
Moore
Rush
Secretary of State
Stock Inspection Board
Buckley
San Miguel County
Ammons
Colorado Eight-Hour Bill Regulates Mine Work Hours
The Colorado General Assembly considers S B No 1 to limit work at underground mines and related facilities to eight hours per day with exceptions for emergencies. Violations carry misdemeanor penalties of 150 to 250 dollars or up to ninety days in jail, with each day a separate offense. Justices of the peace hold jurisdiction and appeal rights apply.
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Senate
Moore
General Assembly of
Colorado
Justices of the Peace
Senate Bills Introduced February 3rd in Colorado Senate
Twenty nine bills were introduced on February 3. Notable measures include S B No 202 creating a wagon road in La Plata county from Debeque to near Colbran with a 5000 dollar appropriation. Other proposals address entomology, local option voting, county fee class changes, mine inspection, direct Senate election by people, bridge funding near La Junta, World’s Fair funding, county boundary shifts, usury limits, a state dairy commissioner, and irrigation season definitions.
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de Long
la Plata
Debeque
Colbran
Drake
Hill
Denver
Morgan County
Jefferson
Summit County
Blue River
S. B
Kennedy
Rush
General Assembly
Judiciary
Farwell
Arkansas River
la Junta
Ways
Buckley
St. Louis
Cornforth
Clayton
Wood
Sotta
Colorado Briefs From Denver and Beyond
Denver incor forms a cane maker firm. Dog Show at Coliseum Feb 19 20 21. Railroads back to normal in Silverton after snow. New reservoir near Colorado Springs costs 300000 with 17500000 gallon capacity. Meyer Friedman elected Denver Chamber president. Arthur Williams secretary. Hardware dealers meeting in Pueblo Feb 16 17 to form state association. Bee Inspector James Mitchell dies. Colorado Springs aims to host International Union of Bookbinders. Gen Merrill promotion bill moves in Senate. Ticknor Hall donor revealed as Elizabeth Cady of Wellesley. Moffat road camps to get electric light and telephones. Cushing agitates bishop Matz case in Denver. Holmes escapes Canon City prison with guard aid. bloodhounds fail to find him.
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Denver
Colorado Kennel Club
Coliseum Hall
Silverton
Colorado Springs
Meyer Friedman
Denver Chamber of Commerce
Arthur
H. C. Merriam
Colorado
United States Senate
E. M. Prior
Rocky Mountain
Cheyenne
Boulder Chautauqua Board
Richmond P. Hobson
Santiago Harbor
Slocum
Chesapeake Beach Railway
Calvert County
Maryland
Teller
Grand Junction
St. James’ Church
Charles J. Fowler
Boston
Mass
Pueblo
Alfred Chavez
State Agricultural College
Anthological Society of London
Department of History
Good & Co
Moffat Road
Orman & Crook
Marshall
John H. Cushing
Matz
Father Cushing
St. Joseph’s Hospital
George L. Holmes
State Penitentiary
Canon City
Holmes
West
Soda Springs
Senator Platt Opposed to Southern Territory Statehood
A Western senator debates admission of three southwestern territories, while Senator Platt of Connecticut pushes back. A Western tale about St Joseph and Peter on heaven’s gate parries the issue, warning against cutting favors in the hereafter.
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Platt
Connecticut
St. Peterson
Mr. Platt
Heaven
St. Joseph
St. Joe
Peter
Gravely
Chicago Chronicle
Method of Drying Potatoes From South Carolina Study
A new product called dried potatoes is developed by the South Carolina experiment station. Potatoes are boiled peeled and evaporated in a cannery to keep years. soaking in warm water an hour restores edibility. An acre yielded 357 bushels making 105 bushels of dried product about a pound to 314 pounds of raw potato.
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South Carolina
Many School Children Are Sickly Powders
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children, used by a nurse at a New York Children's Home, claim to break up colds in 24 hours and cure feverishness headaches stomach troubles teething disorders and worms. Sold at druggists 25c sample free by mail from Allen S. Olmsted Le Roy New York. Knickerbocker author quotes death as “great leveler” in a fragmented aside.
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Mother Gray
New York
Allen S. Olmsted
le Roy
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