Humorous Excerpts and Jests from The Register
A collection of satirical quips and commentary reflecting social norms and politics. It mocks talkative people, peering couples, class differences, and international affairs with light humor and pointed asides about Germany Spain and China. The tone resembles a column of wry observations from a 19th century paper.
Preference for good looking nurses in hospital hiring
Labouchere argues that attractive women should not be discriminated against in nursing recruitment. He claims patients benefit from their soothing presence and urges hospital authorities to stop denying such work to those who are pretty or good-looking.
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Labouchere
Ancient Egypt cartoon papyrus shows animals in human roles
Brugsch Pasha uncovers an ancient papyrus with comic colored pictures. It depicts animals dressed as people, including a cat as a fashionable lady and a rat as a slave, a cat barber shaving a rat. The piece echoes modern humor and Kipling’s quip about old stories.
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Brugsch Pasha
Egypt
Mr. Kipling
Enkote en LIGHT and unenlightened rulers in India note
The Pioneer of Lucknow argues that true progress requires virtue before political rights, saying English rule rests on high moral virtues Indians say they lack. It contends enlightened governance would ease control of a tributary state, with moral conduct as justification and success.
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India
Pioneer
Lucknow
National Currency Convention Attracts Wide Debate
The Transtississippi Exposition hosts the National Currency Convention under the National Sound Money League. Gold Day features J Sterling Morton Horace White and Leslie Shaw with talks on the gold standard while Silver Day includes Towne and Jones advocating free silver and bimetallic ideas. A government paper money debate closes the program with diverse speakers from major parties and regions.
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Omaha
National Sound Money League
J. Sterling Morton
Nebraska City
Nebraska
Horace White
New York Evening Post
Leslie M. Shaw
Iowa
H. P. Robinson
Chicago
Railway Age
Gold Standard
Louis R. Ehrich
Colorado Springs
Colorado
Charles A. Towne
Duluth
Towne
Gok
James K. Jones
Arkansas
S. Hartman
Montana
H. F. Bartine
Washington, D.C
National Bimetallist
Horace , Boles
C. N. Fowler
M. C
New Jersey
C. A. Towne
A. J. Warner
Ohio
J. H. Walker
Massachusetts
House of Representatives Committee On Banking and Currency
L. D. Reynolds
William Dodsworth
New York Journal of Commerce
George H. Shibley
The
American Institute of Money and Prices
Reform Press Association of Chicago
J. H. McCleary
Minnesota
McCleary
House
Congress
Committee On Banking and Currency
George Francis Peabody
New York City
M. BE. Ingallx
Cincinnati
H. W. Peabody
Boston
Evacuation Commissions Ready to Sail for Cuba and Porto Rico
Washington announces speedy departure of Cuban and Porto Rican evacuation commissions. The Cuban group led by General Wade and Admiral Sampson will sail September 3 aboard the Resolute from Montauk Point to Portsmouth. Brooke and Schley lead the Porto Rican commission with Gordon due to arrive Monday. The Seneca will transport the in-country members to Porto Rico.
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Washington
Cuba
Porto Rico
Wade
Admiral Sampson
General Butler
Resolute
Montauk Point
Portsmouth
Virginia
General Brooke
Admiral Schley
General Gordon
Admiral Schrey
Seneca
Promotion for Hobson to naval constructor urged
Washington reports that Assistant Naval Constructor Hobson was to be examined for promotion but could not attend the board due to duties. The board recommends promotion to naval constructor, commending Hobson's skill and gallant conduct in the Merrimac action and noting submitted papers in his record.
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Hobson
Washington
Richmond P. Hobson
North Atlantic
Czar Urges Disarmament and Calls for Peace Conference
The Russian foreign minister Count Muravief handed a note to diplomats in St. Petersburg urging international talks to reduce armaments and secure lasting peace. The czar backs the plan, inviting powers to participate, with expectations of German and French support and debate across European papers. A Kremlin monument unveiling coincides with the disclosure. Separately, a hospital train brings 211 Pennsylvania and other soldiers from Chickamauga to Pittsburgh under Governor Hastings oversight.
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Ceral
St. Petersburg
Czar
London
Count Muravietf
Europe
Russia
Germany
France
Times
Count Murevicf
Kremlin
Alexander II
Berlin
Far East
Paris
Ari
Poland
Aurore
le Journal
Galliots
Faure
Alsace- Lorraine
Petersburg
Colonel Hale Promoted to Brigadier General
Washington August 27 reports Colonel Hale of the First Colorado volunteers receives promotion to brigadier general of volunteers following his unit’s role in the Manila campaign. The move elevates Lt Colonel McCoy to command, while Major Moses becomes lieutenant colonel and Major Anderson ascends to first major.
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Washington, D. C
Manila
T. M. Anderson
Greene
John B. Babcock
5S. Overshine
Twentythird
United States Infantry
Irving Hale
Colorado Volunteer Infantry
C. A. Whittier
United States Volunteers
Hale
Colorado
San Francisco
Adams
War Department
McCoy
Moses
Anderson
Pennsylvania in Earnest Sends a Train to Aid Soldiers
In Philadelphia Governor Hastings led a rapid fundraiser raising 5000 dollars in thirty minutes to equip home sick soldiers, part of a campaign to support troops. The effort drew broad public backing as financial support surged in the city.
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Cincinnati
Hastings of
Pennylvania
Philadelphia
Hungry Soldiers Seventh Infantry Return to Camp
The transport Yucatan brought seven companies of the Seventh United States Infantry from Santiago to Camp Wikof August 27. Reports say seven soldiers died en route and three more died while awaiting discharge. 200 sick aboard and shortages of food and rations alleged. General Wheeler arranged supplies. 10,000 men marched the deck with many collapsing but aided by comrades. Rough Riders to depart camp in about ten days and may be mustered out in New York at Madison or Maze Square.
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Wheeler
Massachusetts
Rough Riders
New York
Madison Square
Maze Square
Welhurst Fete Raises Funds for Spanish-American War Soldiers
Denver August 27 The Welhurst fete proved a unique and successful Western fundraiser for soldiers who went to war. Music dancing lake shows and refreshments drew crowds until midnight with receipts totaling over 8 000 from tickets ice cream cake lemonade soda water dancing pavilion and other attractions.
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Denver
Welhurst Fem
Soliers
Spain
West
Pape
Laska, Palmist
Ellis
Robin Hood
SRR
Eacenth Sakes Etiteh
Lupeh
Dairy Booth
Britain China relations near rupture over Pekin railways
London reports an authoritative Pekin confirmation that Teu-Li-Yawen and Sir Claude MacDonald are quarrelling over China’s adherence to British syndicate engagements and the Pekin Hankow railway. Britain threatens casus belli if demands are not met as Wel-Hal-Wel squadron stands ready. Negotiations by Sir Charles Scott with Russia move forward in a friendly spirit.
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Britain
China
London
Pekin
Daily Mail
Teu-Li-Yawen
Claude MacDonald
Claude
Great Britain
Wel-Hal-Wel
Foreign Office
Charles Scott
St. Pe
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