Census In Cactus Center Poem
A Western humorous poem by Arthur Chapman sketches a cattle town census scene in Cactus Center. It praises sturdy brand books and efficient census takers, noting stubborn residents on Boot Hill and promising a flawless count this year.
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Luck of Kitchen Mechanics and Sunday Wins
A brief notes a colorful saying about luck and local contests. It mentions George as the rider of two winners on Saturday, a gamecock victory Sunday morning, and a raffle win at their church in the evening.
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Pretty Maid Asks About Age and Home in Suite Sixteen
A Cleveland Leader line features a playful exchange where a man asks the pretty maid her age and where she lives. She responds with the hint Suite sixteen, suggesting a hidden or humorous context in a local society frame.
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Indignant response to critic’s steamboat siren remark
An aggrieved remark quotes a Washington Star line accusing a singer of sounding like a siren. The reply clarifies the only siren the artist knows is the steamboat whistle, signaling a spat over criticism and public tone.
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Washington Star
Divorce Granted Over Beliefs in Cook and Peary
A Kansas City Journal humor column notes a judge granting a divorce after a dispute over opposing beliefs. The husband supports Peary, the wife supports Cook, highlighting a personal clash over a trivial disagreement.
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Good Advice. Oey Here of You ’twill Not Be Said
A Spokesman-Review item presents a terse verse excerpt about a life judged by others. The line contrasts a claimed fierce reputation with the finality of death, leaving readers with a wry contemplation of memory and legacy.
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Spokane Spokesman-Review
The Reason in a Baltimore American Quip
A Baltimore American line muses on an odd romantic trait contrast. A speaker suggests her dove eyed look pairs with his pigeon toed stance, framing a witty personal affinity.
Shorthanded Bargain at Courtroom Palmistry Joke
A quip features a comic exchange in court where Gunbusta haggles for palmistry reading from Gypsy Palmist. The palmist offers a $1 reading, the gunfighter protests a 90 cent price due to a missing finger. The judge overhears the exchange.
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Radish Theme Stirs Faddish Philadelphia Bulletin
A playful note from the Philadelphia Bulletin muses on trends and taste, linking faddish themes to a simple radish and a city’s appetite for novelty. The piece reflects period voice and light cultural observation.
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Realized the Danger He Now That We Are Married
A Boston Transcript fragment shows a humorous exchange between spouses about love and daily care including cooking and affection, illustrating domestic tone from the era.
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The New Don't Worries And Odd Animals Poem
A quirky verse lists mislocated pets and playful phrases. It features a dog in the pantry a cat in the lake and a cow in a hammock style, ending with a self aware note of fear and worry.
Neighborly Motive Sparks Morning Mowing Critique
A Washington Star quip highlights Mr. Biggins trimming his lawn not for praise but to rouse neighbors at dawn. The exchange frames a light satire on selfish pride and social signaling through yard care.
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Bargains on Farm and Orchard Lands Near Summerville
80 acres improved with 66 under cultivation priced at 3000. 10 acres all improved near Summerville at 6500. 40 acres all improved 212 miles from Summerville at 3000. 100 acres with 40 under cultivation 0 acres bearing orchard 30 acres new orchard all apples and 100 acres pasture. Terms on application.
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Summerville
Arithmetic Humor From a School Room
Tenacher and a pupil debate age based on a bizarre birth year 18767 Pup. l Pup asks if the person is male or female and the teacher answers a gentlewoman. This light exchange highlights classroom banter and curiosity about numbers and gender.
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