Roosevelts and Kaisers English Speech Jokes
A fragment from a 1910s style column jokes about Colonel Roosevelt and the Kaiser. It notes their English and German speaking abilities and imagines a meeting with playful signs and humor. It mocks wartime rhetoric and public figures while sketching a society for suppressing oaths and the idea of large armies.
Parish Receptis 0 a A parle reception
The text describes a formal reception under the direction of St Power's Gaild for new confimed maui with Mrs. Co Co Conkey and Washington Pallatt Dr Richantoon hosting. Invitations go to friends and partial cordielly invited to a new event. A special squadron of cruisers sails to represent the United States at a central celebration with Major General Leonard Wood and Rear Admiral Staces in command, with other slips Wilton at Havana.
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Conkey
Washington and Pallatt
Richantoon
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Hampton
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Genarel Leonard Wood
United States
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Stacestén
Wilton
Havana
Oil Picture Neproduced by Glover Scheme
A seven year old Portland paper snapshot shows Gen H Williams with A A Roberts of La Grande and Capt F W Crichton trying to secure Mr Williams before the camera. The photo reporter and the men recall futile attempts to obtain the image. Roberts values the picture highly as a wart friends.
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Portland
Right of Way and Land Purchases Amid Road Realignment
An appropriations dispute over a right of way through Omatifla county farms as a new road route would cut through Smith farmland. The survey outlines 1590 per acre bids and a 40 acre tract, with additional pipe line placement and orchard impact noted.
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Omatifla
Heey
Smith
N.eimayany
Oneriga Ie
Bisane
Fue Smith Alfatia Félds
Aadigie
Lund
Miss Harland Preaches to High School Girls Tonight
The note mentions Miss Harland meeting high school girls at 7 o'clock this evening. Mr. Johnson is slated to preach a popular topic considered his strongest message. Attendees last week were disappointed but seek tonight's opportunity. a prayer service follows the general event at Panties church for all who wish to attend.
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Harland
Johnson
RESERVOIRS CHOOSE DELEGATES IN FRANKLIN COUNTY
Reports from Kansas City dated April 6 reveal investigations into treasurer William Dachr TM allegedly diverting $2.60 through a suspected fraud scheme. The loss is attributed to poor cash handling and possible accounting errors identified by inspectors.
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Kansas City
Intecits
William Dachr
Carsioas
Cleaning and repair services and stockholders meeting notice
Odd OCR text mentions house cleaning services and estimates for upholstery and furniture repair at a local business with a phone contact. It also notes an annual stockholders meeting for a Grande Bordo Rever company with date and venue details unreadable.
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Breset
Bowlsby
Auanal Stockhelter
Arneel
Grande
Borde ‘Rever
Arid
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