Weekend Chuckles and Short Jokes Gathered for Readers
A series of light anecdotes with punchlines about a boastful gunman, a black crayon child, a humorist moment with Longfellow, and two businessmen named Joe and Harry. The items showcase classic newspaper humor from the era with quick setups and tidy conclusions.
Rolls Royce phone prank and willpower in paint tale
A humorous exchange ends with Harry bragging about calling Joe from a Rolls Royce while Joe jokes he is busy with another line. A quip on willpower notes closing a paint can after three quarters used. Two society matrons in a cannibal tribe discuss marital troubles with a recipe gift as reassurance.
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Harry
Joe
Youth and Space Seminars and Arts and Music Wins
ACLU and Recording Industry ask FCC to withdraw a push to halt songs glorifying illegal drug use, arguing Congress lacks censorship power. Also, 58 Explorer Scouts from all states plan a paid week at Kennedy Space Center for a Space Seminar after winning an essay contest on humanity's future in space, tied to NASA and Pepsi. Gladys Knight's rise to fame, 18 year old Robert Thomason wins Great Books Scholarship, and Tea Time contest offers $10,000 prizes for young musicians.
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American Civil Liberties Union
The
Recording Industry of America
FCC
ACLU
Union
Congress
Explorer Scouts
Kennedy Space Center
Florida
NASA
Space
Pepsi Cola People
Robert W. Thomason
Will Rogers High School
Tulsa
Okla
Robert
Tea Council
New York
Ampeg
Aliee Lansing
Big band sounds fuel late night music scene
The note highlights new big band units Chase led by Bill Chase and LSU’s Tribe plus Today’s Tomorrow sharing stages with them in Eau Claire and Kansas City. Rick Kildow reports Seattle gigs from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. with his group Fiddler. A Woodstock drive in night was marred by rain and a dramatic storm timing.
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Chicago
Blood, Sweat & Tears
Doc Severinsen
Chase
Woody Herman
Bill Chase
LSU
Tribe
Kansas City
la Crosse
Barr
Eau Claire
Rock clubs close and bizarre acts shock audiences
The piece notes violence on stage with a live chicken and animal cruelty at a rock show. It mentions Bill Graham closing Fillmore East and West, and Sly and the Family Stone demanding high fees. The author questions how such acts relate to music and the difficulty of matching the sensational finale by Alice Cooper.
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Bill Graham
Fillmore
Sly and the
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