The Reason. Dead men tell no tales and widows wed again
A witty quotation from Smart Set noting that many widows remarry for comfort after loss. The line reflects lighthearted attitudes toward marriage and mortality.
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Newspaper
La Crosse Tribune
Location
La Crosse, Wisconsin, United States of America
Date
Jun 07, 1913
Page
4
A witty quotation from Smart Set noting that many widows remarry for comfort after loss. The line reflects lighthearted attitudes toward marriage and mortality.
Madison Wisconsin June 7 The Western Intercollegiate Conference faculty board took no action on Michigan’s potential return. It cited May 29 regents’ rejection of athletic control and held current rules prevent action. Nebraska’s membership bid was considered.
Yesterday morning the commercial geography class from the high school visited Segelke and Kohlhaus factory on Second Street. Thirty students and Mrs. Margaret Cavanaugh toured with Mr. Kohlhaus and two assistants, learning hand and machine work in detail during two hours.
Governor McGovern will address the audience at the opening of Racine Wisconsin's Made in Racine exposition next Monday in Madison. The event highlights local industry and products with officials scheduled to attend.
A clergy man left a pulpit notice for the visiting preacher. The replacement preacher reads a private postscript inviting himself to dine at the parsonage after service, shocking the congregation.
Fred Harris of LaFarge and John R. Truesdale of Richland Center visit relatives in Viroqua. Louis J. Johnson and Agnes of Richland Center enjoy Decoration day program. Memorial day exercises draw William Lake of Caledonia. Gus Van Wagner of San Diego returns to see friends. Various locals travel to Madison Minneapolis and Chicago for events and visits.
A printing error at a meat preserving company labeled tins as without bone for beef and mutton. After kidney soup was added to the line, the item was mis- tagged as Kidney soup without bone, causing confusion in product labeling.
The narrator recalls Helen saying she has many grandfathers. Her father researches lineage through genealogical trees and society papers while Helen plays with friends and settles a dispute over looks and dress with a humorous claim.
An irate caller demands an apology after being called a reformed drunkard in yesterday's issue. The editor agrees to retract but keeps a sharp edge, saying the caller has not truly reformed.
An interested reader advises that stems stay fresh longer by trimming about a quarter inch after placing in water. Use sharp scissors and ensure the cut end never exposes to air.
A humorous exchange recalls Mr Subly boasting of his cultivated mind. A young lady counters that conversing with an uncultivated person harms peace of mind and quips that only those with a shred of sense should ask for it.
The Atlantic spans 24,536,000 square miles, the Pacific 50,309,000, the Indian 17,084,000, the Arctic 4,781,000, and the Southern 20,592,000 square miles. These figures list each ocean by surface area.
Alfred Yeager of Savanna Illinois a Burlington railroad night switchman was killed at 1 30 am while coupling in the Burlington yards He signaled the engineer then slipped and fell a fellow worker ordered stop but Yeager was found dead The coroner s jury ruled the death accidental He was married and had worked for Burlington for several years.
Three train cars carrying bananas derailed on the Milwaukee railroad Duu buque division a few miles south of Lansing Iowa. The right of way was strewn with fruit and the wreck was cleared after a substantial delay with little damage reported.
An informal reception was hosted last night at 1411 Avon Street by Miss Lucile Yehle in honor of Miss Helen Hart of Miles City Montana. Ten guests attended with ferns and wildflowers decorating the dining table. Music and games followed, and Miss Hart, in the city for a week, plans to return home.
Mrs Carl Hammes of Sykeston N C and Mrs John Elsen and Mrs Nick Elsen of Bangor attended the funeral of Mrs Elizabeth Webber at St John s Church yesterday morning They were guests at Mrs John M Webber s home 732 Berlin Street Mrs James Harris of Portland Ore was detained and could not arrive
The President's Special of the Burlington railroad arrived in Chicago this morning after traveling from St Paul. Railroad officials who accompanied the train remained in St Paul.
A sanitary screen helps shield patients from drafts and light, hide medicines, and keep the bed private. An oilcloth panel stretched on a frame with a painted scene such as birds or butterflies provides a washable, attractive barrier.
If funds are tight and a wedding present is needed for a friend, create a memory book or set of blank books with stiff backs and white satin or silk covers. Inside, index topics such as books, business addresses, Christmas lists, garden lists, invitations, and new dishes. add a companion book with personal recipes from friends.
A reflective note on people staying close to their tasks and finding themselves slightly behind in their own work as they pursue steady labor and routine commitments.
Senator Lee S. Overman of North Carolina leads a senate inquiry into the alleged insidious lobby in Washington seeking to influence senators on the tariff bill. The panel will extend beyond ten days as more time is deemed necessary to uncover real facts.
The Epworth League of Caledonia Street Methodist Church hosted a reception for Miss Ruth Warren and Miss Rena Timmings, future brides. Mrs. Earl Wheaton became league president, and gifts were presented after a program by Mildred Eberhart, Russell Cone, Myrtle Oleson, and Mrs. F. A. Betsinger. Seventy attendees, decorations of red and white carnations hearts and cupids.
North Side briefs report a Sunday baseball game versus the Elks at Copeland park and local updates. Residents move, visit, heal, or return home across streets including Wood Kane George Caledonia Loomis Charles Cass St Paul Kane and Duluth.
London reports May Etheridge, a charming te nette, saw her engagement with Lord Edn Fitzgerald not culminate in a marriage as the family objected. Etheridge had appeared at the Gaiety in The New Aladdin with the lord’s engagement noted weeks earlier.
Ble Rock returns home after a visit with Mr and Mrs O Sagen at 822 Berlin Street. Adolph Emerson of Madison Wisconsin visits north side relatives. Mrs P Molstal of West Salem returns home after a short visit with friends. Edith Weiner of 1545 Kam Street visits relatives in Stodholm for a few days. Edith Hanson of 1202 Charl Street hosts the Merry Waters. Mrs Julius Johnson of Onalaska Avenue, recently released from hospital, returns home. C Kretchner of 1407 Loomis Street still visiting Tracy Wisconsin.
A short aphorism notes that true happiness arises from sharing joy with others. It presents a playful idea that joy multiplies when passed between people, suggesting a bond between companions and the value of generosity.
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