Quips and Cranks and Wanton Wiles
A reflective verse-laden lament from a country editor about financial pressures and dwindling readers. The speaker bemoans rent, dues, and the approaching end of income as money worries mount and presses threaten, while still vowing to persevere until funds fail.
Rail arbitration luncheon tales on frail passes and Vanderbilt
Counsel for a railroad recalls a Vanderbilt anecdote about passes to alleviate the pass issue. A man asked for a pass to Albany, claiming sensitivity as passengers teased him for traveling free while others paid. The exchange underscores debates over free travel in old rail era norms.
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Cornelius Vanderbilt
Vanderbilt
New York Central
Albany
Mr. Vanderbilt
Weill
Dickins
Reading Own Writing Gains High Praise
A small boy boasts he can read his own writing, remarking that the age of specialists prompts such claims. The line underlines pride in a simple personal skill amid broader discourse on expertise.
Dropped Anchor Causes Nonsense on Sea Voyage
A cautious aunt on a sea trip with her niece scares a steward by crying out at docking that the ship has splashed. The steward calmly explains they have simply dropped the anchor, a fact the aunt insists has been obvious all morning.
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Aunty
Wise Algy and Reginald Exchange Mock Card Case Line
In a humorous exchange, Wise Algy asks Reginald for his card case but is told not to worry as lending would involve different names. The banter ends with playful jabs about Algy’s head.
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Algy
Reginald
Doncher
Money Germs Debate Sparks Quick Health Talk
A brief dialogue questions whether currency carries germs. A quick reply notes money would need an unusually active germ to transfer during the brief time money is held, suggesting little immediate danger.
Parson and Pat clash over rights and boots
In a humorous exchange the Parson and Pat debate being right. Pat asserts the Parson is wrong and the Parson defends his stance. Pat triumphantly argues that two rights make a wrong when they're boots.
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Parson
Pat
Darkies Caught In Quiet Seven Up Game At Baltimore Shop
In a Baltimore shop rear workers presumed the boss was at the front. A pair of darkies playing seven up with a barrel were startled by the sudden appearance of their employer. He asked how it happened and the incident led to a confrontation.
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Hicky
Mr. Turtle
Mr. Mole
Turtle & Mole Bros
Daddy
Cards Cause Tension Among Laborers
A dialogue excerpt shows a worker being questioned by a boss about fellow laborers playing cards. One reply hints at tension and implied group dynamics, referencing rubber heels as a potential insult or sign. The passage captures workplace strain and social attitudes within a tense moment.
British Custm of Locking Passengers Sparks Amusing Dispute
An American railway man notes the British custom of locking passengers into compartments leads to comical scenes. A lorgnette observer and two women clash over an open window as the porter hesitates. One man implies letting one woman freeze to death before closing it, then departs at his stop.
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Lippincott’s Magazine
Pardon Christmas Present for Longtime WV Prisoner
Wilbur Slaughter, 35, who has spent 17 years in Moundsville prison after a 1895 life sentence for a coal mine killing, received Governor Hatfield’s Christmas pardon and left for Ohio to share dinner with his mother. He is praised as a model inmate who educated himself and learned a trade. He plans to assist the victim’s family if in need.
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Moundsville
W. Va
Wilbur Slaughter
Ohio
Slaughter
West Virginia
Hatfield
Moundsville Penitentiary
South States Organize Boys Pig Club To Grow Pork
The department of agriculture launches a boys pig club in the south to boost pork supply and hog breeding. Clubs already exist in Alabama Louisiana and Georgia with plans to expand to every southern state. The pig club will operate with the corn club to align pig production with corn yields.
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Washington
Department of Agriculture
South
Alabama
Louisiana
Georgia
Man Caught Stealing Coat Is Identified by Officer Brother
A man using the name Richard Bird was jailed for a month of hard labor at East Ham police court for stealing a coat from a tailor’s shop. The theft was witnessed by Policeman Hank, who testified. He then revealed the prisoner’s true name and that Hank is his brother.
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London
Richard Bird
East Ham
Hank
Baldpate Inn residents face old ambitions and new departures
In a dim inn suite, Magee helps a woman and her chaperon while Quimby recalls eight years lost seeking a rail joint that would serve the public. Professor Bolton, Mr. Bland, and the hermit discuss dreams, betrayals, and a looming farewell as women arrive at Baldpate.
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Renton
New York
Baldpate
Mr. Bland
Mr. Magee
Geoffrey
Hermit of Baldpate
Scientists Report Blushing Fish if Bathing Beaches Arouse
Scientists have identified a fish that blushes when exposed to certain bathing beach conditions. Diggs notes the idea of blushes on fishes along beaches matches common beachside chatter.
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Biggs
Diggs
Notice to Creditors in the Estate of Walter Bell
State of Wisconsin La Crosse County notices creditors to present claims against Walter D Bell late of Shelby town deceased. LeRoy M Bell is named administrator. Six months after December 16 1913 are allowed for filing claims. A June 25 1914 at 10 AM the court will examine all claims in La Crosse Court House. By the Court County Judge John Brindley.
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Wisconsin
la Crosse County
Walter D. Bell
Shelby
Leroy M. Bell
la Crosse
John Brindley
Hogs’ Tuberculosis Rates Stunned Wisconsin Study
Madison reports reveal up to 30 percent of slaughter hogs may be tuberculous. Dr. M. P. Ravenel of the University of Wisconsin cites two infection pathways from dairy byproducts and tuberculous cattle. Some diseased parts condemned, others trimmed, with only non-edible grease remaining for soap.
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Madison
M. P. Ravenel
University of Wisconsin
Real Staff of Life Bread and daily consumption
Bread regarded as the Spanish workingman’s staff of life with an estimated average daily consumption of about a pound per person.
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Real Staff of Life
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