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Newspaper

La Crosse Tribune

Location

La Crosse, Wisconsin, United States of America

Date

Dec 14, 1912

Page

2

Yeomen Elect Officers in Regular Meeting

The Brotherhood of American Yeomen re elected all standing officers including Foreman Dr. E. E. Burritt Master of Ceremonies io Roth Master of Accounts C. W. Willey Correspondent Georgina Fritz Chaplain Della Denison. New members joined with full degree work. Christmas festival plans announced for December 23 with a children’s program.

Yeomen Brotherhood of American Yeomen E. E. Burritt Io Roth C. W. Willey Georgina Fritz Della Denison

Puppies For Sale Sign Appears in London Joke

A playful London quip notes a sign reading Puppies For Sale as a child begs a mother to buy one. The mother replies to wait until the child is older, joking that the puppies will become dogs.

London

Bald Confrontation at Dublin Theatre Reveals Hair Joke

The deputy stage manager Linders at Theater Royal Dublin disliked ballet ladies and wore a wig. An enraged coryphee grabbed his hair, ripping off the wig to reveal a bald head. Linders protested his hair loosened by horror to Mrs Harris.

Theater Royal Dublin Linders Ballet Coryphee

Kepple Sentenced for Eloping with Teen in Cambridge

Robert W. Kepple, 235, once a Cincinnati church figure, was jailed to begin a six to eight year term after eloping with 13 year old Stella Turner of Cincinnati. The couple lived in Cambridge as husband and wife, Kepple connected with a Boston religious society in the south end.

Cambridge Mass Robert W. Kepple Cincinnati Charlestown State Stella Turner Kepple South End Boston

American woman shoots Frenchman in Paris intrigue

Walter De Mumm a wealthy aero naut and wine kin was said to be shot by New York socialite Mrs. Marie Van Rensimer Barnes alias Mrs. Cole. Hospitals denied any record of his injury while secrecy surrounded DeMumm’s status and the couple’s tumultuous split.

Paris Walter DeMumm New York Marie van Rensimer Barnes Cole Neuilly Hospital H. DeMumm W. DeMumm DeMumm Barnes

Fireman Killed in Twin Engine Collision at Minneapolis Crossing

Emil Blum, fireman on a Great Northern locomotive, died after two heavy engines crashed at a crossing on the Great Northern and Northern Pacific lines shortly after noon. Four other trainmen sustained injuries.

Minneapolis Great Northern Northern Pacific Emil Blum

Quotable Exchange on Love and Doubt

A witty exchange notes that a man may love two women but should have more sense. It claims a girl feigns doubt when she senses a young man’s affection, highlighting playful gender dynamics in social courtship.

Macaulay’s Humorous Take on Charles II Death

The passage notes Macaulay’s History of England is not seen as humorous yet he makes a dry remark about Charles II. death. It cites a preserved prescription signed by fourteen doctors and mentions the king recovering his senses amid danger.

Macaulay England Charles II

Like Her Money Hidden Beneath Her Smile

A quip from the Birmingham Age-Herald compares a woman’s aging to her wealth, noting she conceals both with care. The dialogue frames age and money as guarded traits reflected in a sly exchange.

Birmingham Age-Herald

Brave Old Warrior Remarries Four Times

The Springfield Union notes a colonel famed for wartime service has endured four marriages, a fact highlighted amid stories of his many engagements. The anecdote paints a portrait of a veteran with a life marked by conflict and companionship.

Springfield

Singular Chin Sparks Mock Debate In Boston Transcript

A witty exchange in the Boston Transcript blazes with remarks about Mrs. Flat Leigh and a playful quip on singular versus plural. The lighthearted exchange showcases period humor and social banter in print.

Idea as Complete Performance Meaning

The term idea historically signified a completed performance whether mental or physical, indicating a finished execution rather than a mere notion. This sense contrasts with today’s more common usage of idea as a thought or plan.

Not Bare Hubby Salad Quip Sparks Language Note

A humorous exchange frames a joke about dressing a salad with a wife replying she dressed it herself. The quip contrasts a steady drinker with one who is not steady, reflecting light language commentary.

Houston Post

Necessary Limitations

A dialogue suggests a physician recommending a diet and a patient replying it must suit the cook. The exchange centers on compatibility of diet with culinary preferences and personal constraints.

Strengthening Glass by Boiling in Salt Water

The strength of glass is greatly increased by boiling in a salt water solution and allowing it to cool gradually. England Likes Lobsters reports about 80 000 lobsters eaten daily in Great Britain, with most coming from Norway and Nova Scotia.

England Great Britain Norway Nova Scotia

Re electing School Board Members and City Measures

The La Crosse Common Council re elected William Luening H K Holley A H Schubert and C L Lien to new terms on the school board. They also chose Frank G Roth as county supervisor. The body discussed brick paving on Cameron Avenue street car safety and water fountains, approved land gift inclusion for Hixon, and allocated funds to tax rolls and Red Cross.

William Luening H. K. Holley A. H. Schubert C. L. Lien Common Council Luening Joseph Houska Holley Tarbox Schubert Schneeberger Lien Mahoney Frank G. Roth Collins Committee On Health Hixon Land City of la Crosse North Third Street la Crosse Street la Crosse River E. H. Hoffman Committee On Finance Rybold Saf Martin Rybold Milwaukee Railroad Company South Twelfth Street Committee On Railroads J. J. Lynch Pearl Street Louis Halley Committee On Twentieth Century Club Red Cross

The Littlest Rebel shines in Cedar Rapids stage

Cedar Rapids Republican reports a strong Greene's showing of The Littlest Rebel starring Marshall Farnum with Viola Savoy as the littlest rebel. The performance drew praise for acting and staging with Farnum and Savoy singled out for especially moving turns. The play travels to La Crosse Theater for matinee and evening shows tomorrow.

Marshall Farnum Greene Virginia Lee Mr. Farnum Dustin Farnum Viola Savoy Miss Savoy Tear Marvin Reagan Judson Langill Colonel Morrison Cedar Rapids la Crosse Theater

Youthful Forbearance and a Naughty Little Boy

A mischievous child excuses bedtime by seeking forgiveness for parents after dinner. The reflection ends with a wry note on honesty and forgiveness. A second quip jokes that a man is too old for a girl when he is married.

Blessed Privilege Daughter Refuses Wealthy Suitor

The quote shows a daughter rejecting a marriage to Vir. Richhouse calling him an old fool while a mother urges candor after marriage. The dialogue reflects tensions in a family about arranged alliance and social status in a historical European feuilleton context.

Richhouse

Pearls of Great Price Quip Sparks Domestic Banter

A sharp exchange features a husband remarking on his wife’s teeth and a witty reply about paying for them. The brief exchange centers on cost and humor within a domestic setting.

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Europe America LA Crosse Theatre F. J. McWilliams Front St Thomas Phalon Hostetter Clleveland Plain Dealer Otto E. Seiler la Crosse High School Y. M. C. A. Hall Luening, Holley, Schubert Gift IS Incorporated Interstate Securities Co Majestic Mummy Daddy Gillette The GEM GEM, JR Our Gem, JR V. Tausche South Fourth Street
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