November 1916 Circulation and Notary Statement
The document lists monthly circulation figures with multiple stray numbers and a closing Notary Public oath dated the first day of November, 1916. It records total average circulation and mentions printed extra copies for the month of November.
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Lacrosse Tribune
French Alarm on Preparedness and German Ambition
A French journalist Joseph Reinach urges U S preparedness arguing Germany aims to absorb the United States and that timing matters more than sentiment. The piece notes French and English interests, questions Kaisers intentions, and casts conquest as unlikely but warns of coastal occupations if war occurs.
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M. Reinach
England
Kaiser
Germany
United States
New York
European belief on San Francisco as a New York suburb
The passage notes M. Reinach as part of a European group that views San Francisco as akin to a suburb of New York and reflects on the idea of preparedness before any army could overrun the Mississippi Valley.
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Pittsburgh
Mississippi Valley
Dirty Politics and La Follette Casting Shadows on Local Support
The local La Follette faction leader refused to attend a La Follette meeting across the street. Critics accuse the Sentinel of misrepresentation by citing unnamed sources and contrasting it with press reports claiming large farmer crowds and enthusiastic applause at St. Paul.
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Sentinel
The
the Sentinel
American Society of Equity
St. Paul
United Press
the Tribune
la Crosse
Webber
The Fable of Preparedness
A satirical tale portrays a slick dealer profiting from a tribe with a dangerous drug, selling a lucrative but damaging product. As the tribe suffers a severe backlash, the dealer senses trouble and shifts to advertising to protect his profits, leaving readers wary of predatory schemes.
Quips and Cranks and Wanton Wiles
Poem excerpt by Wilbur D Nesbit urging readers to pause at Christmas and imagine children in war torn hardship. It asks adults to share their goodwill and send prayers for the Christmas that never will be.
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Wilbur D. Nesbit
Adulterated Gasoline and Imitation Oil Demand Payment
The car owner confronts a roadside garage head alleging adulterated gasoline water and mud in the tank and cylinders with imitation oil. The owner asks the bill. the reply is four dollars and an apology for implying he is exempt from the rule.
Got the Wrong Foot A Soldier's Cold Front Report
An English soldier from the Second South Staffordshire regiment recalls a bitterly cold engagement. He describes conditions, strain and the rough terrain faced by his unit in a distant theater of operations.
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Second South Staffordshire Regiment
The Slick Old Guy's Home Market Vaccination Tale
A tale claims a traveling quack convinced neighbors that tribal colic was caused by blood circulation and that vaccines made from dope would cure it. Believers vaccinated, and the narrator points to easy marks among home folks, noting the moral that locals are easily duped.
Twice-Told Tale Confirms Doan’s Kidney Pills Efficacy
A La Crosse woman, Mrs. H Hermanson, confirms after two years that Doan’s Kidney Pills relieved her dizzy spells back pain and kidney troubles. She recommends the remedy and notes continued use when symptoms reappear. Sold 50c at all dealers. Foster Milburn Co Buffalo N Y.
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Dean
What Causes Colds and the Role of Scott's Emulsion
An explanation that colds stem from fever and blood health rather than weather alone. It recommends Scott's Emulsion as a daily preventive, claiming fat-rich nourishment enriches the blood to resist varying elements, and notes the product is free of drugs or alcohol and sold by Scott & Lowne in Bloomfield, New Jersey.
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Scott & Lowne
Bloomfield
N. J
Night in the Trenches and a Cold Barn Sleep
A springtime night finds a troop emerging from trenches and billeted in a crowded barn. The narrator recalls sleep disturbed by a comrade fumbling with boots, a humorous exchange revealing a misstep as one man tries to boot his own foot.
Animals Go To Heaven Debate In Children's Tale
A teacher warns Daisy not to love her cat too much and fears death. Daisy insists animals go to heaven citing a Bible image of a milk and honey Promised Land. The exchange turns into a cheerful theological quip about pets afterlife.
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Promised Land
Dinner guest and explorer spark curious exchange
Mrs. McGreevy hosted a dinner where a noted explorer drew attention. She ignored the talk until asked about the tiresome speaker. A guest mentions "Progressive Patagonia" and asks how it is played, prompting sudden interest.
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Mrs. McGreevy
Patagonia
Count I and Miss Monne Exchange Puzzling Line
A playful exchange quoted in the Philadelphia Evening Ledger centers on Count I declaring he cannot live without Miss Monne and her witty reply asking if he means he cannot live as he would like to without her.
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Miss Monne
Philadelphia Evening Ledger
Burglary Charge At Station Over $5 Theft
A complainant testifies at the Boston Transcript about burglary and asserts the thief stole five dollars at the station. The judge notes that burglary requires breaking, and the complainant concedes the act broke him.
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Boston Transcript
Jester Wisecracks About Chickens Leaving the Yard
A humorous fragment features Jester and Alack discussing chickens in a yard. The exchange centers on whether the birds will leave or return, with playful dialect and rural tone.
Butterfly Sues Flighhigh for Fifty Thousand
The judge hears that Miss Butterfly has filed a lawsuit seeking fifty thousand from Mr. Flighhigh. The exchange hints at a notable dispute between the two individuals.
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Binks
Mr. Flighhigh
Jinks
Miss Butterfly
Mayor to hand out 1600 pounds coal this Christmas
Plan Happy Christmas in Grand Rapids Wisconsin announces Mayor Cohen will play Santa for the poor this year offering 1600 pounds of coal to applicants. The Elks club pledges to outdo prior efforts with a mammoth tree in the square and gifts for local children.
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Cohen
Santa Claus
Elks’ Club
School Teacher and Willie Exchange Church Altar Joke
A light dialog features a school teacher asking why a church altar is named so and Willie replying that it is where people change their names. The quip frames a playful misunderstanding of sacred space with a pun about renaming.
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Willie
Tribune Recaps Five Key News Events of the Week
The Tribune highlights five major stories from the past week including the U S government’s refusal to reveal reasons behind Boy Ed and von Papen, the Austria Ancona ultimatum, Senator La Follette’s expected presidential bid, and notes the paper’s exclusive early reporting.
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la Crosse
United States
Germany
Boy-Ed
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Kaiser
Tribune
Austria
Ancona
la Follette
Minnesota
American Society of Equity
Middlemen Get Huge Lump Say Credit Experts
Nine billion dollars goes to middlemen as farmers receive about thirty five cents of every consumer dollar for crops, while consumers pay two seven billion dollars more, according to rural credit and marketing experts at the Southern Commercial Congress in Charleston. The event features discussions on rural credit, cotton, and commerce with many officials and dignitaries in attendance.
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Southern Commercial Congress
House of Southern Governors
Congress
John P. Grace
R. G. Rhett
Chamber of Commerce
Richard N. Manning
South Carolina
Duncan A. Fletcher
Florida
John Barrett
Pan-American Union
Louise G. Lindsley
Nashville
Woman's Auxiliary
Julia Heath
New York
National Housewives’ League
Kate Gordon
New Orleans
John Epperson
Rutledge Smith
Tennessee
D. A. McDougal
Oklahoma
Nicholas Murray Butler
Columbia University
Secretary of the Navy
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