Ad Subscribed and sworn to before me November 1 1916
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Experts Fail Citywide Pension Reform in Washington
In Washington DC a large campaign seeks a pension system for the fire department funded by local licenses. The current fund is said to be inadequate, cut fifty percent due to hot dogs and drunks, despite efforts by the Chamber of Commerce and other groups to rally congress to support reform.
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Tropics
Washington
District of Columbia
Chamber of Commerce
Board of Trade
Frankness and Folly in Weigle La Follette Debate
An analysis questions Senator La Follette for neglecting militant duties of his office, implying gloomy predictions if months more pass amid such conduct. The piece discusses accountability and public concern over leadership expectations.
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Mr. Weigle
Senator la Follette
Weigle Defends Pure Food Convictions In War Of Words
The article records a heated exchange with Senator La Follette over state pure food law enforcement. Weigle defends his record of 23 convictions while contrasting Emery's 225 in a prior year. The piece notes Weigle’s acerbic style and forecasts political repercussions for stalwarts come fall.
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la Follette
J. Q. Emery
German American Alliance Endorses Hexamer Views
Editorial endorses Dr. Charles J. Hexamer and criticizes anti German rhetoric as opportunistic. It argues against a universal arms embargo while urging patriotism among German Americans and suggests dropping the hyphen to reduce prejudice. It lauds German American contributions to American national character.
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Charles J. Hexamer
T. A
Hexamer
United States
Dr. Hexamer
Silo Investment as Safe Insurance for Farmers
A silo is a practical insurance against feed shortages at critical times. It keeps livestock in better condition and reduces costs in winter while supplementing pastures in drought. It can save a frost-damaged corn crop by preserving it for use rather than losing it all.
Quips and Cranks and Wanton Wiles Poem Critique
A poem appearing in Judge laments Noah's missed opportunity to end suffering by swatting a pair of flies. The verse mocks timing and calls for decisive action, framing the ark as a chance to benefit mankind and warning against dereliction.
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Noah
W. J. Lampton
Wanted Cow Hit by Auto Near Vicksburg
Advertiser requests the person who struck a cow on the state highway about seven miles from Vicksburg to write Miss Josephine Keller R F D No 2 Bovina Mississippi. The animal is badly injured and the owner seeks contact.
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Vicksburg
Josephine Keller
Bovina
Prominent Citizen Found After Storm Strikes Potlatch Oklahoma
Three days after a cyclone hit Potlatch Okla Jackrabbit Smith a well known local figure was found two counties away in a rumpled condition. He joked about outrunning the storm saying he was blown there by the cyclone.
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Potlatch
Okla
Jackrabbit Smith
Aes Ee
Argonaut
Local Cabby Incident Reflects on Courageous Youth
A young man recounts that Jack showed spunk by calling down a cabby last night. He adds that Jack is remorseful today, noting the cabby came down.
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Jack
Teacher Tests Past Tense With Class
A teacher begins a lesson on the verb to be. She asks Jimmy for the past of it. The class responds with a playful buzz as Jimmy answers the question in a comic way.
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Jimmy
Buzz
Jimmie
The Rabbit's Friend Willie Practices Kind Acts
In a brief exchange a boy named Willie explains he ties a tin can to the dog's tail as a daily kind act while the dog chases rabbits, illustrating a small scene of child mischief and affection.
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Willie
Eat Less Meat If Back Hurts and Kidney Woes
Health advice warns meat consumption strains kidneys causing backache and digestive distress. Recommends Jad Salts, four ounces in water before breakfast, to flush kidneys, neutralize urine acids, and prevent bladder irritation. claims safety and widespread use.
It’s Your Liver Promotes Health in Viral Campaign
An old public health blurb urges readers to improve liver and bowel function. The ad claims biliousness and headaches stem from liver issues and promises vitality by “Liven your Liver and bowels tonight.”
Cascarets Promised Gentle Liver and Bowel Cleansing
A promotional ad urges readers to take Cascarets at night to relieve biliousness and stomach discomfort. It claims quick, gentle cleansing with no next day griping and suggests giving Cascarets to children for mild illness.
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Cross
Rabbit warns with sound tied can scene
A speaker describes tying a can to a figure to create noise as a warning device for a rabbit. The quoted line suggests a deliberate action to alert a rabbit by sound. The source text presents a brief, single-sentence observation without broader context.
Message from de general Delibery in Navy Yard Joke
Rear Admiral William H. Emory at the New York navy yard shows a comic scene as a Barbados mess attendant brings a “general delivery” letter. The man asks for “the general,” and the attendant clarifies it is a delivery from “delibery,” sparking a light naval humor moment.
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William H. Emory
Navy Yard
New York
Preacher Claims Euphrates Among World’s Oldest Rivers
An Emporia audience heard a preacher describe the Euphrates as one of the oldest rivers. He asserted it has long been in the prime of life while the Missouri is merely a babbling brook, according to the Kansas City Star.
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Emporia
Euphrates
Missouri
Kansas City
Philanthropist Visits Michigan Infirmary Shocks by Insight
A lady visitor at a Michigan infirmary learns an elderly man she suspects is a patient is actually the medical superintendent. After a brief exchange and a candid smile she apologizes, vowing never to judge by appearances again. A separate remark counsels using statistics over personal wealth.
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Michigan
Parker Plan for Permanent Peace Drives Wisconsin League
Former Senator John M. White heads Wisconsin of the League to Enforce Peace under Taft. The league, formed June 17 in Philadelphia, aims nonpartisan organization modeled on party lines to push a peace platform through lawmakers and national conventions. Proposals favor arbitration, boycotts, potential joint military action, and an international code of law.
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John M. Whitehead
Janesville
Wisconsin
United States
William Howard Taft
League
Independence Hall
Philadelphia
Begin
Whitehead
Congress
Council of Conviliation
China
Thompson Duxbury Scrape Settled In Circuit Court
The dispute between James Thompson and W R Duxbury over the Nelson estate in Onalaska moves to circuit court next Saturday at 2 PM before Judge E C Higbee. Higbee condemned ambulance chasers and vowed the lien award for Mrs Thompson would be substantial.
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James Thompson
W. R. Duxbury
Minneapolis
E. C. Higbee
Nelson
Onalaska
Higbee
Thompson
Duxbury
Middleton and Clan Mac Leod Sunk by Submarines
British steamers Middleton and Clan Mac Leod were sunk by submarines. Four crew members aboard the Middleton were killed.
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London
Middleton
Clan MacLeod
Curiosity Seeker Love in a Witty Gargoyle Exchange
In a brisk exchange from a Michigan Gargoyle, Curious asks why Love is called blind. Love replies that long days in darkness would blind anyone, signaling a wry reflection on insight and perception.
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Michigan
Impressive Rites Mark Last Day of the Exposition
San Francisco witnesses a perfect closing day with 300000 expected visitors to reach nineteen million total. Auld Lang Syne ceremonies begin at sunrise with a 21 gun salute and bay forts booming farewell. President C C Moore will extinguish lights at midnight and order demolition of some buildings. Formal farewell services were held at noon. President Wilson’s toast commends world peace and George Sterfing’s poem The Builders was read.
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San Francisco
Bay
C. C. Moore
Wilson
World Service
George Sterfing
Moore
Tower of Jewels closes as crowd bids farewell
The exposition ends with a big good bye as crowds sing Auld Lang Syne and hundreds of rockets and air bombs finalize the closing ceremony.
Veteran of Civil War Ellis P Walcott laid to rest
Funeral services for Ellis P Walcott a Civil War veteran were held Friday at 2 30 pm from Mrs James Vincents residence with Rev Carlos C Rowlison of the First Congregational church officiating Mrs Percy Cilley sang and burial was in the Walcott lot at Oak Grove cemetery Walcott a Norwich University graduate served in the Eighth New York horse artillery and was a longtime member of Wilson Colwell grand army post pallbearers named J H Lightbody Mills Tourtellotte G Van Steenwyk N C Josten Frank Pierce and W M Colleran
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Ellis P. Walcott
James Vincent
Carlos C. Rowlison
First Congregational Church
Percy Cilley
Walcott
Oak Grove Cemetery
Norwich University
Eighth New York Horse Artillery
Wilson Colwell
Messrs
J. H. Lightbody
Mills Tourtellotte
G. van Steenwyk
N. C. Josten
Frank Pierce
W. M. Colleran
Men and Drinking: Varied Inclinations in Human Behavior
The note observes that some men turn to drink naturally while others are easily drawn into drinking. It presents a general reflection on temperaments and tolerances toward alcohol without naming individuals or events.
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