The Jolly Fae of Tub and the Wish to Be Thin
Fragmented humorous tale about Tub also called Tuy who longs to be thin after reading an ad promising rapid weight loss. His mother finds the booklet and reflects on his longing, while a misfit cast and odd clippings hint at later columns and a daily puzzle prompt.
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Tub
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Harold Jonas
Famous Anecdotes About Phillips Braves and a Playful Exchange
A whimsical tale recalls Phillips Beocks sharing a playful moment with a child. A large fork, a grown up claim, and a gentler joke prompt the child to respond with a humorous riddle about nuts and a dog. The piece showcases light anecdotal humor from a bygone era.
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Obedience to Directions Across a Strange Riddle Page
A garbled text presents a set of puzzling, archaic rules about counting units, words, and numbers. It resembles a wartime or instructional card with the aim to test mental agility through sequence tasks and measurement comparisons.
Cherry Sisters draw applause with parlor organ solos
The text praises the Cherry Sisters as classics and notes audiences, old and young, will continue to laugh at their routines. It suggests the sisters’ humor appeals to the traditional American theatrical palate and comments that Rogers was right about being “crazy like a fox.”
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Rogers
Tea Party Gaffe Ends in Engagement Surprise
Mrs. Bradley Bradley hatches a social tea in Burton's apartments to introduce her daughter Alice to eligible bachelors Morton Gray and Tom Greene. A last minute scoop shocks guests when Alice announces her engagement to Morton, overturning plans and stirring a storm of reactions. The scene unfolds amid tea mishaps and social maneuvering.
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Burton's
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Pagley Bradsey
Alice
Cauir Giher
Mrs. Bradley
Tre Bedly
Steele
Tom Greene
Harry Bain
Marning
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Couripe
Tarde
Storlo Gray
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Tom One
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Mather
Warren Gray
Denies Readley
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Mrs. Readley
Morton Gray
Morton
Mrs. Tradley
Roger
Tom
Hary
Rosa
Bradley
Aller
Bendjey
Fragmentary biblical verse appears in broken text
A fragmentary OCR line contains a garbled biblical reference about entering heaven and children, with unclear quotation marks and corrupted words. No coherent event or names are readable to anchor a full news item or proper summary.
Modern catechism Qs spark church quiz spoof
A derisive column notes a new form of catechism inspired by Edison and Maxim. It reproduces a list of mock questions targeting church practices and notable figures, suggesting the author suspects it is a joke. The piece invites readers to provide answers for publication.
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Thomas Edison
Hiram Maxim
Howard A. Pridéman
Congregationalist
Edison
Bridaman
New York
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Medden Names Constitutional Amendment For Partial Veto
New House Appropriations Chair Medden introduces a resolution calling for a constitutional amendment to allow the president to veto parts of an appropriation bill without vetoing the entire measure. Supporters say current limits cost taxpayers millions and hinder expenditure control.
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Medden
House
Cherry Sisters Return Promising More Applause
A Cedar Rapids vaudeville piece notes the Cherry Sisters Effie and Aggie plan a comeback after their famed awkward humor drew both cheers and derision. The piece reflects on public perception of the sisters and compares them to Will Rogers on the same bill.
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Cherry Sisters
Cedar Rapids
Jows
Userelo Sell
Effie
Agsie
Frre
Aggie
Will Rogers
la Crosse
Cray
Shipping shock after the war stalls world trade
The Chamber of Shipping of Great Britain reports idle ships exceeding five million tons as ocean-going vessels run at a loss. World trade fell unexpectedly while global tonnage rose, despite wartime losses and a net increase of over eight million tons from 1914 to 1920.
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Chamber of Shipping of Great Britain
Commonplaces Grow With Everyday Marvels
The piece notes how everyday scenes become ordinary as new wonders arrive. It recalls past amusements such as race track airplanes and contrasts them with present feats of dangerous acrobatics to draw attention. The observer muses on shifting wonders and public appetite for novelty.
Safety versus speed in daily US accidents
The War Risk Insurance Department reports 30,000 people are killed or injured daily in the United States. At this rate, five people die every minute from accidents, surpassing war’s toll despite safety campaigns over ten years. The piece laments continued “safety fast” and “speed first” practices.
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War Risk Insurance Department
United States
Insanity FX Emperor Karl of Austria-Hungary at Lucerne
Swiss guards moved to keep Karl of Austria-Hungary from leaving his Lucerne retreat while speculation swirls about a potential bid for the Hungarian throne. The public questions why anyone would disrupt Lucerne’s peace for such ambitions.
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Austria-Hungary
Lucerne
Switzerland
Hungary
Ten Years Ago Today in La Crosse Europe to Detroit trek noted
A boy named Phillip John from Hungary traveled from Chicago toward Detroit, guided to Michigan Avenue by a Chicago policeman and reaching La Crosse. Funds are being raised to send him to Detroit. Attorney A H Sthubert returned from Detroit after attending the Knights of Columbus convention and visited Buffalo Hungary Felly and Canada.
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la Crosse
Chicago
Phillip John
Hungar
Detroit
Michigan
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Kent
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Anniversary of Swiss Guard martyrs in Paris memorial
Dr William Fe Bartan notes the 1792 Swiss Guard deaths at the Tuileries, commemorating Thorvaldsen’s La cerne monument. He honors courage while condemning the rulership that sent men to die for a bad cause, urging remembrance without overlooking political truth.
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Laeerne
Switherland
Om Irthy Thorwaldgen
Lacerne
Ssvnss Guard
Paris
Tuillerias
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Fragmented dialogue from 1911 McClure News excerpt
A garbled dialogue fragment recounts grocery and tea party chatter with names Norton Bradley and Roger amid a suburban setting. It mentions a taxi trip for wings and a steward stopping an order, hinting at personal relationships and emotional moments within a 1911 newspaper syndicate item.
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Bradley
Norton
Roger
Tom
Inbridge
Gayment
McClure
How the Egrets Were Saved in 1711
A fragmentary recount tells how Major S. S. Flower directed a protective effort around a nesting site of egrets in Deype. He deployed guards, planks, and village machinery to deter plume hunters. The tale cites 15 captive egrets hatched and now thriving, with the colony growing to 200 000, while the broader conflict with hunters reportedly cost $10 000 000 in past seas and spurred a global conservation impulse.
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Deype
S. S. Flower
Leyptian %Aotogien Society
Onglas
Zoological
Env
San
Tony
New Baby Shows Interest in Crub Codile Start of Life
The fragment notes a newborn’s gaze toward a curious creature, suggesting early development is keen when the infant’s eyes first rest on a strange animal. The passage mentions Egyptians and distant gazes, though the text is garbled and unclear.
Crowd Scene in Wartime Newsprint Chaos
A garbled wartime prose piece depicts a violent crowd disturbance with taunting shouts and rough coercion. The text features ethnic slurs and threatening commands as a crowd is pushed, piled, and struck. The narrative includes a mother questioning a child about a missing dime and a boy denying, with a sly, clipped dialogue.
Abe Martin Folklore About Sun Protection
Abe Martin ponders what happened to the man who once wore cabbage leaves under his hat to avoid sunstroke. Mr and Mrs Safe Bud are staying in their room with their car until building material arrives.
Unclear Text From Historical Page
Fragmentary OCR passage references illness cure, gaze, and figures but provides no identifiable people, places, organizations, dates, or events to summarize into a factual news item.
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