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Newspaper

Kansas Agitator

Location

Garnett, Kansas, United States of America

Date

Sep 11, 1896

Page

7

Auld Lang Syne and Midnight Burglars

A fiction fragment recalls a burglar’s caper as a householder fears a baby wakened by the intrusion. The comic scene pivots on a taunting bargain over money and the burglars’ retreat, leaving the householder to endure the aftermath of the failed raid.

Sheep and Bicycle Snafu Spark Devonshire Laughs

A Devonshire girl riding downhill meets a resting sheep in her path. She tries to jump it, the bike tips, the sheep is startled, the rider gets a black eye, and the bell fails to move the beast. The tale mocks sheep and bicycle mishaps with a punch line about editorial freshness.

Blackwood Devonshire

Wedding Notice Postponed Over Trousseau Misprint

A wedding notice appeared in the paper announcing a postponement for several days due to the bride’s trousseau arrival, which the printer misread as trousers. The judge notes the printer’s error and clarifies the intended word.

Trousseau

New Boarder Quips About Rain Prompting Farmer’s Grief

A rural exchange features a boarder praising rain for crops while a farmer responds by revealing he has just buried his third wife, highlighting dark humor in a weather discussion.

Fragmented dialogue hints at social tensions over free silver

A rural scene features Mabel and a man advocating free silver arguing about a young man returning home after midnight and a dismissive rural cynic commenting on a brick house and clerical sentiment. The passage conveys class and time pressures through terse exchanges and a disdainful tone.

Not Married Mrs Henpeck Learns Of Hermit In Quarrel

A comic exchange unfolds with Mrs Henpeck rebuking Mr Henpeck for neglecting a family member's question. The son asks what a hermit is and Mr Henpeck explains that a hermit is a man who loves peace and quiet.

Mr. H

The Difference Between a Pessimist and an Optimist

A small boy asks about the difference between a pessimist and an optimist. The father explains his daily discouragements mark him as a pessimist, while his youth held hope and brightness, labeling him an optimist then. The boy responds with a joke about marriage as the distinction.

Inbex and Mer Sugerstion Discuss Mortgage Relief

Mer Sugerstion voices quiet hope for relief from mortgage pressure. Inbex notes the country faces anned difficulties, and they acknowledge the value of shared information. A wish is expressed for swapping with someone to obtain a receipt freeing the farm from debt.

Church Choir Dispute Amid Slang Lingo In Local Speech

In a clipped exchange, Mr B. Asso confronts Mr Rapley about a church choir remark, with Rapley denying involvement and calling the other a skilled bass. The dialogue hints at a community misunderstanding and gossip within the church circle.

Mr. B. Asso Mr. Rapley

Could Not Stand the Strata and the Dead Beat Cyclist

A cyclist, told he is a dead beat, responds with a partial admission about traveling. He awakens after harsh words from a voiceman, then rises with effort and staggers to a drug store carrying the bike wheel fragments and his own injuries.

A Legitimate Kick

A humorous exchange features a tourist and Rubberneck Bill as they discuss a man raving over missing a train. The man claims he was ten hours late after the midnight departure, driven by the knowledge that the train carried bullion valued at more than 66,000 dollars.

Rubberneck Bill

They Were Saved. Flowery Fields at Squedunk Labor Demand

A fragmentary dialogue references farm labor needs between here and Squedunk. Farmer Jones says farmers hired all needed help by then, while others react to the situation and note the recurring chatter during the investigation of a tight road event.

Jones

Crowded moral fables and stray lines yield a fragmentary tale

A fragmentary text presents dialogue between Aunt Prue and Dicky about truth and punishment, then glimpses of scattered verses and stray names. The piece evokes a crowded moral scene and references to marbles and Sunday plays, ending with a tangle of quotes and garbled lines.

Aunt Prue Dicky

In Woman's Corner Notes on Wedding Gowns and Couture

The column outlines wedding gown styles and fashion sketches including a gown with a long round train trimmed in white silk, orange accents, and gauze, plus a belt of white satin and satin duchess sleeves. It also mentions Napoleonic anecdotes about love and tailored coats, and describes a dust cloak in gray wool with satin ribbon belt and basque following the belt line.

Tenement Howse and Co Operation in New York

A Washington Star excerpt laments national prosperity and political zeal. It notes wartime economic tweaks and unions pressuring wages while farmers face weeds and reduced milk, criticizing fall ballots and monetary factions as hollow echoes of prior enthusiasm. The piece reflects on wealth gains and public sentiment in Britain and America.

New York Great Britain Worgee Washington Star

Fashionable matchboxes and a bicycle girl craze from Paris

A Paris inspired craze elevates women and matchboxes as smaller daintier gadgets than men's. Jewelry style boxes with enamel, bicycle motifs, and hidden photograph springs emerge while gold tones lead the new accessory trend. A minister narrates a Columbus tale on nerve and marriage.

Columbus

Reader Trance Noted In Comedic Script Fragment

A fragmentary text shows a narrator and a doctor speaking in a dabbed trance scene. It references a caller doctor and a character named Berence, with notes about time, potential illness, and a request to bring headwear for the doctor. The language is inconsistent and lacks clear events or outcomes.

Berence Mr. Divine

Tenement House Cigarmaking In New York City Exposed

Extract of summary from the Bureau of Labor Statistics describes on site visits to tenement houses where cigar making is done by families. It notes cramped rooms, rents from nine to twelve dollars monthly, unsanitary conditions, and living spaces used as workshops. Workers report long hours and meager wages, with unorganized status versus better paid factory workers. Photographs will illustrate the findings.

Tenemont Clgar Makera New York City Noves Clare Bureau Bureau of Labor Statistica

Co operative Movement Targets Agriculture in Britain

In an inaugural address at the British Co-Operative Union annual congress the growth of co operation is noted with over a million members and 50 million pounds in capital. A plan proposes a large agricultural cooperative for growth collection and distribution with equal share for producers and consumers, profits shared in proportion to consumption. The English press views the scheme favorably.

Coroporation Great Britain British Co-Operative Union Co-Operative Society

Wealth, power and the call for regulation in America

The piece warns that concentrated wealth and private fortunes threaten democracy. It argues wealth through combinations controls essentials of life and demands regulation. It traces a cycle from poverty to wealth to luxury and decay, urging reflection on whether history repeats itself in the United States.

United States

Order of Free Mechanics Debated in San Francisco

A questionable anti union group named Independent Order of Free Mechanics is described as forming in San Francisco to defend nonunion workers. It aims to cover all trades nationwide, claiming protection during strikes. Observers doubt its practicality and see it as a misnomer and a potential separator from existing unions.

Im Tieauny San Francisco Chanica

The Wage Sense and the Labor Union

A historical argument asserts wages rose not from party policy but from unions and labor organization. It notes daily wages climbing from about 1.25 to 4.00 dollars by the late 19th century, linking wage growth to rising wealth and union strength while predicting continued purchasing power growth with unionism.

Uulontem

Wealth boom or bust: US wealth tops 61 billion in era of rapid growth

The article claims US wealth is estimated at 61.459 billion, enough to rival vast empires and continents. It notes that over half was created in the last twenty years, averaging over $200,000 per hour since 1870, including Sundays, equating to about $6 million per weekday.

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Arbitration sparks dispute over lithographers’ pay

Bishop Henry Potter acted as arbitrator between New York lithographers and their employer, ruling for the employer. Workers protest the decision, calling it unfair though the ruling is believed fair and equitable. protests arise from双方 feeling defeated as arbitration was agreed to by both sides.

Slebop Henry Potter New York

Naturalized Americans and allegiance to homeland

Reverend E Y Rogers of Springfield argues that naturalized citizens must be wholeheartedly loyal to the United States, placing duty to the country and flag above all, noting that anything less is treachery and disloyal.

E, Y, Rogers Baptiat Springfeld

Kellie Invents To Live For They Poopert Quote

A fragment quotes Rev J Fy Hartman of Lutheran Altoona Pa expressing a view that spending all life on worldly wealth is vanity. The garbled text appears as a stray biblical aphorism attribution without clear event or date.

Kellie Eell Rev J. Fy Hartman Lutheran Altoona

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