Quips and Quirks From a Fractured Times
A jumbled column of witty jabs and social quips from the era, mentioning whisky headlines, polo of war gossip, fashion notes, a donkey sighting in Florence, and musings on theater, advertising, and public figures. Notes on crime, fashion prices, and opinions mingle with tone of light satire and social commentary.
Electric light profits and theater prize offer
A fragment notes electric light income sources for U S plants with high shares from incandescents and arc lamps. It mentions a Viennese theater manager offering two prizes of 600 and 400 dollars for librettos for operettas. Also references a coal undersea area near Halifax and a claim about a patent hair restorer.
Easter Morning Vision of Immortality and Selflessness
A dreamlike Easter morning scene unfolds with two spirits passing from life into eternity. The woman’s life reveals unfulfilled desire and lack of love while the man’s life shows denial and hollow charity. A young girl with twenty roses embodies selfless giving, restoring hope and ushering souls toward the infinite light, culminating in a radiant Easter morning.
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Rtops the Cough and Works Off the Cold Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablow
A fragmented notice describes a product named Bromo Quinine Tablow and references growers trading for farm samples. The readable text mentions John A. Salter Seed Co of La Crosse Wisconsin and a canoe in exchange, with citations to fodder yields and agricultural terms.
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Victoria
ART Bend
John A. Salter Seed Co
la Crosse
Wis
Iw. N. UD
Baleer
Salzer
Balzer
E. Rappold
East Park
Farmer
John A. Balzer Seed Co
Milk Bath Trend Captivates Women in Major Cities
Milk baths surge in popularity among women in London Rogland and Paris. Two quarts of milk used for a sponge bath. Habitual use promises skin softness and freshness per contemporary fashion notes.
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London
Rogland
Paris
Prince of Wales Keeps Royal Auto Registered in England
In England royal cars are exempt from numbering rules yet the Prince of Wales has his own vehicle registered and numbered to avoid drawing attention. He believes the registration makes the car less conspicuous on public roads.
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England
Prince of Wales Haa
James Solved Problem with Apples and 90
James and Henry share ninety dollars to end with even numbers each. James, labeled the Digger, keeps one apple aside and hides it, then tells Henry to respond with requests. The approach centers on distributing funds so both obtain even totals.
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James
Henry
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Belief in Trees Having Souls Explored in Japan
The piece notes a Japanese belief that trees possess souls and discusses how this idea colors views of environmental devastation and land healing efforts, reflecting cultural attitudes toward nature and reverence for forests.
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Japan
Thuber Land
Fine Bell Ringers in Bilboa Prohibited by Law
The republican municipality of Bil hoa in Spain has passed a law prohibiting bell ringing under a fee of four.
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Bil Hoa
Spain
London Population and worship attendance figures
Population of London listed as 6 240 000 with 1 262 435 attending places of divine worship on Sunday. Figures indicate a fifth of residents attend worship.
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London
Readin Ad Warns of Trouble at Your Doorstep
A fragment from a Readin notice cites caution against inviting trouble to drink, noting the old Piso's Card for Consumption saved lives years ago. Mentions Maple Street Norwich and a windle-proof man, dated February 17, 1000, with odd spellings suggesting OCR noise.
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Tos
Romnixe
Maple Street
Norwich
One way to dodge the divorce court is to stay single
A witty remark notes that avoiding divorce proceedings can be achieved by remaining unmarried. It contrasts legal routes with personal status, highlighting a humorous take on marriage and separation.
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Mall
W.t.wousins
Brockton
Mame
Vague 19th Century Patent Remedy Ad Invalids Precise Claim
An old newspaper fragment touts a $100 reward and cure claims for a dread disease with mentions of catarrh and a supposed medical remedy. The text cites Chaney & Co of Toledo and a reference to Lalla Family Pile remedy, but the handwriting is garbled and unclear.
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Toledo
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Lalla
Palm Beach camping party debates inclusion of Flathedde
In Palm Beach a land er questions the camping party leader about bringing Flathedde aboard. The leader replies they need someone to rock the boat occasionally, a judge remarks on the exchange.
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Ampleton Flathedde
the Lander
Defiance Starch and butter color advertise in old ad
Sensible Housekeepers prefer Defiance Starch for value and quality. Dealers report customers stay loyal after trying Defiance Starch, usable cold or boiled. The ad also pushes June Tint butter color and oddly questions a slow boy’s fate after a joke about the seven year itch.
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