Jokes and dialogue fragments from a humorous newspaper page
A collection of light exchanges and quips among students, teachers, spouses, and townsfolk. The bits touch on sports, science, fashion, love, and daily life with playful miscommunications and brisk punchlines.
Hadley man credits tobacco can with saving life
E. C. Grimes of Hadley Minnesota credits a tobacco can in his shirt pocket with saving his life after a traffic accident as a splinter from the steering wheel struck his chest. The remark ends with a Cotton quote about earning versus inheriting fortune.
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E. C. Grimes
Hadley, Minn
Striking truck drivers picket plant in Pittsburg in skates
Striking truck drivers at a soft drink plant in Pittsburg march with roller skates, while a 90 year old Indiana man Charles Nickel is buried in a suit he tailored in Chicago decades ago. A prologue notes that all men are born free and equal yet some marry.
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Pittsburg
Chesterton
Ind
Chicago
Texas Health Officer predicts quieter era as population ages
Dr Geo W Cox state health officer says birth rate decline and longer life spans will shift Texas and America toward a larger but older population by 1975 and beyond. He notes fewer youths, more middle aged workers, and lifestyle changes such as less schooling and more leisure.
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Texas
Geo. W. Cox
America
Rising composer Fiorillo wins Pulitzer music scholarship
Dante Fiorillo born in New York slums and son of Italian immigrants receives the Pulitzer scholarship for music after a symphony based prize piece. He has Guggenheim fellowships and earlier prizes, studied at Greenwich House, and trained under Enrique Coroselli. The award includes 1500 dollars for study in Europe.
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I Slums
Dante Fiorillo
Fiorillo
Greenwich House
Mary Simkhovitch
Fiiorillo
Enrique Coroselli
Uruguary
Europe
Experts Often Wrong In History And Technology
The piece cites 19th and early 20th century examples where experts dismissed steamships, photography, and air travel. It argues that progress beats cautious skepticism, noting that new ideas are often rejected by authorities who later prove wrong.
Installation of Grand Master of England
The Duke of Kent will be installed as Grand Master of the United Grand Lodge of England after King George VI returns. The ceremony is at Olympia Hall Kensington London at 4 p m on Wednesday July 19 1939. Admission to the installation and related events July 18–21 will be by ticket only, obtainable through the Lodges.
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Duke of Kent
United Grand Lodge of England
George VI
Olympia
Kensington
London
United Grand Lodge
Paducah man convicted for false pretenses
J. C Campbell of Paducah Kentucky was found guilty of obtaining five cents under false pretenses and sentenced to two years in the state's prison. The note about a Rotary vehicle and its four wheels seems unrelated to the court ruling.
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J. C Campbell
Paducah
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