Humorous Bits From a Local Gossip Page
A jumble of dated jokes and vignettes unfolds from a Southern town to a sea voyage, with punchlines about cigars taxes kisses and misunderstandings. The snippets feature waiters merchants cadets couples and estate chatter in a breezy, light humor tone.
Jobs for Undertak and the risky road habit statistics
A Safety Council summary shows four of five fatal crashes occur on dry roads and straight highways. It lists seven leading driver errors, led by speeding, wrong side driving, and disregarding signals. Each accident is a human error that could be prevented by basic caution. At 20 mph one in 61 crashes is fatal. at 50 mph or more one in 11 becomes fatal.
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National Safety Council
Strong Case for Savings and Old Age Security
A stark look at retirements shows only five in a hundred men can retire comfortably at sixty five. Most must work or rely on charity or relatives. The piece argues for systematic saving and investment plans to secure old age and notes the pitiful fate of those who fail. It also mentions J C Leger piloting his own airplane to cover Alaska sales territory.
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Alaska
J.C. Leger
Aunt Hulda Hunters Visit San Antonio and Local Guests
County notes detail Aunt Hulda Hunter and Aunt Hulda Burt in San Antonio with health and travel updates. Local visitors include Myrtle McKinney and family from Corona California, Rush Goodman and family, Tom Hardesty and family from Los Angeles, plus Minnie the Swenson postmistress and family. Other visitors from Eden Melvin Lubbock Paducah and Brady are mentioned with light social recollections and a note on Opal Pearl’s successful operation and a Baptist Revival result and call for yearlong revival.
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London
Hulda Hunter
San Antonio
Hulda Burt
Myrtle McKinney
Ferrell
Mona Killday
Texas
Corona
California
Rush Goodman
Tom Hardesty
Los Angeles
Jack Berry
Swenson
Minnie
Oregon
Congress
Ralph Tidwell
Eden
Emma. McGarrigle
Melvin
Tidwell
McGarrigle
J. H
JC. Goodman
J. L. Goodman
E. A. McCollum
Lubbock
Ed Hageman
Paducah
Mr. Hageman
Josie Summe
Joe Fritz
Weaver
E. 1
French Cummins
Edwin Ellebracht
Melba Lee
Lake Victor
H. C. Pearl
Daugh
Ters
Rankin
Mrs. Ray
Brady
Floyd Capps
Jones Ranch
Opal Pearl
Opal
License to wed hinges on witness to housekeeper plan
John Hahn, 80, of Plaines, Ill, secured a license to wed Liliian Snyder, 72, as the couple reflected on effort and caution. The remarks touched on avoiding mistakes, borrowing ideas, and the notion that money cannot buy all needs.
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John Hahn
Plaines
Ill
Liliian Snyder
Health letter urges diphtheria toxoid immunization for children
Texas Health Officer Geo W Cox cites over 300 child deaths yearly from diphtheria and urges immediate immunization. Tests show 75 to 90 percent of under 12 are susceptible, but toxoid vaccination with follow up Shick test confirms immunity. Parents advised to vaccinate before school starts, as toxoid is safe and proven.
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Texas
Geo. W. Cox
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