Christmas stock talk and ads mix cheeky quips
A playful column mocks holiday themes and ads with wry humor. It notes Christmas wine and berry jokes, consumer gifts, and a skeptical take on Wall Street advertising. It also references a packing-house industry claim, a dentist’s food-tree idea, and a political menu with applesauce and pork.
Accident Leaves Clomah Murrah Injured In Hit And Run
Murrah suffered a four inch forehead cut and facial lacerations after being thrown through a car windshield when the vehicle driven by Alton Mason struck a hidden stump during a hunting trip. Mason, who did not see the stump, escaped with minor injuries as the car sustained windshield damage requiring two stitches.
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Cloma Murrah
Alton Mason
Mason
Murrah
George Cavaness Visit Noted in Sonora
George Cavaness employed in Sonora visited Mrs Cavaness and Mildred Wednesday in a brief family call.
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George Cavaness
Sonora
Mrs. Cavaness
Mildred
C C Wood Buried in Mason After Nine Month Illness
Kit Wood known as C C Wood died at his Mason home Tuesday after a nine month illness. Funeral services were held December 7 at his residence with burial in Gooch Cemetery. Born October 11 1855 in Travis County he moved to Mason at age four and lived there 73 years. Survived by wife Cordelia and five children two brothers and six grandchildren. A lifelong frontiersman and Christian Church member, he died at 77 years 1 month and 25 days.
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Kit Wood
Hugh Wilson
Mason County News
C. C
Kit) Wood
Mason
Gooch
J. J. Ray
The
Christian Church
Wood
Mason County
Travis County
Austin
Cordelia Cornett
Boon
al Wood
San Antonio
Jim Beck Wood
M. T. Dees
T. J. Wood
Brady
Dick Wood
Perrin
Mr. Wood
Expression Class Program Postponed and Play at Texan Theatre
Illness postpones Mrs H O Patterson’s expression class program with one act titled Farewell Cruel World at the Texan Theatre. Cast includes Sallie Lou Smith Mae Dellie Lowry Anabelle Withers Mabel Hodges Charlie Hunt Chester Brown. House of Representatives blocks impeachment motion against President Hoover by 361 to 8. Mr and Mrs Walter Cavanesg and son Harold return from California visit. Mayor Emil A Loeffler visits San Antonio for business.
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H. O. Patterson
Texan Theatre
Sallie Lou Smith
Mae Dellie Lowry
Anabelle Withers
Mabel Hodges
Charlie Hunt
Chester Brown
Hoover
House of Representatives
McFadden
Pennsylvania
Flanton
Patman
Texas
Big Mason Junction Grid Clash Promises Star Cameos
Undefeated Mason Mavericks travel to meet Junction All-Stars on the high school gridiron with a 2:30 kickoff. Junction fans expect star turns from Sohn Hilliard Fred Beasley Lawrence of Texas University and Frank Hubbell of Schreiner along with past Junction players. Proceeds go to the high school athletic fund with 40 cent adult and 20 cent child admission.
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Mason Mavericks
Mason
Junction
Sohn Hilliard
Fred Beasley
Lawrence
Texas University
Frank Hubbell
Schreiner
Gay Munn
Bill Wright
Louie Ragland
Pat Beasley
Murr Hodges
Jack King
Leonard Dunbar
L. E. Dunbar
Red Garrett
Junction High School
Pat Hatch
Jack Brown
Homer Lemberg
Leroy Lange
Clayton Schmidt
Ben Pluenneke
Howard Blackburn
All Churches Join In Christmas Service
A union Christmas service will be held at the Methodist Church Sunday evening December 25. The Rev. R Neal Greer of the Baptist Church will preach the sermon. Every church organization in Junction is invited to join in this service with music from city choirs. The pastors hope it becomes the best Christmas service yet in Junction.
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Methodist Church
R. Neal Greer
Baptist Church
Junction
Barn Dance in Rob Turner Barn Honors Rocksprings Team
A barn dance held in the Rob Turner barn on December 21 honors the Rocksprings football team. Music will entertain all ages and everyone is invited.
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Rob Turner
Rocksprings
Younge
Old
Bowman Farms Kills Seven Point Buck at S S Bundy Ranch
J S Farmer used a 75 pound Osage Arm Bow to bring down a seven point buck at 45 yards. The deer is on display at the Borden Ice Company as Kimble county reports its first bow and arrow deer. Farmer, long active in archery, earns eligibility for clubs after this first deer success.
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Osage
S. S. Bundy Ranch
J. S. Farmer
L. E. Standifer
Milton Hill
Archer
Mr. Farmer
Borden Ice Company
Farmer
Kimble
Texas
Teachers Institute To Convene At Kimble County Courthouse
Judge R R King announces a two day county teachers institute at the Kimble County courthouse on Friday and Saturday December 16 and 17. All rural and London teachers will attend and the program aims to be interesting and profitable. An invitation extends to all interested in schools to visit during the session.
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R. R. King
Kimble County Courthouse
London
Judge King
Changes of Address Prompt for Eagle Subscribers
Eagle subscribers must promptly notify the paper of address changes under new postal laws. Send a postal card or letter directly to ensure prompt updates and save postage costs.
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Eagle
Firemen Sponsor Big Turkey Shoot in Junction
Junction Fire Department hosts a turkey shoot Saturday December 17 near the courthouse. Expert shooters with 22 rifles will use 50 yard shots at 10 cents a shot, 25 cents for a guaranteed turkey on the first hit, with other shots at 10 cents each.
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Junction Fire Department
Junction
Rainfall in Kimble County Surpasses Annual Average
E Kimb le County records show higher rainfall than the yearly average. September brought 7.80 inches, with July at 6.25 inches, and total year rainfall exceeding the 26.38 inch county average despite a dry last quarter. E Holekamp provides figures.
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Kimble
Neta
Cape
Seuwadevica
Mate Eee E. Holekamp
Christmas Musical Play The Toyshop at High School
Mrs. McCarroll's music class presents a three act Christmas musical The Toyshop at the High School Auditorium on Wednesday evening December 21 at 7 30 pm. The public is cordially invited to attend.
Post Office Notice: Closed December 25 and 26
Uncle Sam announces no mail delivery at the Junction post office on Christmas Day and the following day. Mail service stops from Saturday evening December 24 until Tuesday morning December 27, urging residents to collect Saturday mail or wait until December 27.
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Uncle Sam
Junction
Weather Report Cloudy to Sunny With Cold NE Wind
Following days of cold cloudy weather the sun shone on Wednesday morning though a north east wind kept it cold. Light mists fell but not enough moisture to help small grain. mists aided grain against the cold. E Holekamp reports 22 degrees the coldest this week and several weeks ago the thermometer dropped to 18. Rain is needed on ranges and grain.
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E. Holekamp
Texas and California Hit by Ice Yields Fatal Crashes
A rash of highway accidents swept Texas on Wednesday due to treacherous conditions from ice and snow. In Los Angeles California icy pavements caused thirteen deaths in traffic crashes on Tuesday the most fatalities in a single day there.
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Texas
Los Angeles
Cal
Junction High School Readsmitted to Southern Association
Superintendent George 4H. Mitchell announced Junction High School has been readmitted to the Southern Association of Secondary Schools and Colleges. The recognition marks the second year in a row the school earned this status, reflecting strong work and a capable teaching staff.
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George
Mitchell
Junction High School
Southern Association of Secondary Schools and Colleges
New Chevrolet Model to be Shown Next Saturday
N K Farmer of the Highland Chevrolet Co announces the display of the New Chevrolet in the sales room on December 17 morning. He says the car is radically different from previous models with many new features. The public is invited to inspect the automobile and receive a free demonstration by Highland staff.
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N. K. Farmer
Highland Chevrolet Co
Chevrolet
Farmer
Highland Chevrolet Company
Cookie Shower at Baptist Church Friday Afternoon
The W M S of the Baptist Church invites all interested in orphan children to join a cookie packing event at the church Friday at three o clock. A social hour will follow the shower.
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W. M. S. of the Baptist Church
Bodarc Christmas Tree at Bodare School Program
Everyone is invited to attend a Bodare school Christmas tree program on Thursday night December 22 at 7 30. The event features two short Christmas plays songs readings and a drill.
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Bodare
Veterans Bureau officials visit San Antonio and Sonora
Dr. S. A. Miriam chief medical doctor of the Veterans Bureau in San Antonio and H. A. Heaton contact man hosted by Mr. and Mrs. Wynne. District Attorney Weaver H. Baker was a professional visitor in San Antonio this week. Mesdames Cowsert Bissett Loeffler Pepper and Smith attended a State Parent Teachers Association meeting in Sonora Monday.
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S. A. Miriam
Veteran’s Bureau
San Antonio
H. A. Heaton
Guy FE. Wynne
Weaver H. Baker
Frank Cowsert
Lanan Bissett
R. H. Loeffler
George Pepper
B. L. Smith
State
Parent-Teacher’s Association
Sonora
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