The Grip Germs and Uncle Hank’s Cold Cure Comedy
Henry Hobart writes about a bad cold labeled the grip and its imagined dominion over the body. He details a comic barrage of doctors, relatives, and bizarre remedies that flood his room as he endures sneezes and a feverish, chaotic household.
Return Envelope Stamp Impresses Donor With Charity Appeal
A donor notes the effectiveness of charity circulars that include a stamped return envelope. He observes the tactic eases reply and may prompt a small contribution, admiring the institution for risking a two cent stamp to gain a potential larger return.
Brass Band Restores Cataleptic Patient in Naples Ward
An Italian hospital reports Francesco Messina, in a seven month coma, waking after a brass band played loudly at his bedside. Countess Celi arranged the music, doctors doubted then he sat up and was discharged. Messina has had prior cataleptic episodes, the first triggered by his sweetheart.
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Collar Button Fix Eases Dress Wear by New Rochelle Inventor
Charles Formage of New Rochelle N Y invents a collar button with a center screw hole and a tapering peg. The peg screws through the collar buttonhole and when the collar is on the peg is unscrewed, leaving the button in place and avoiding nail breakage or swearing.
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Answer to a Correspondent on Bellona and Bologna
A correspondent is told not to confuse bellona with bologna. The bellona belongs to mythic times and is likened to the sausage of war. The bologna is dismissed with a wink as a mere confections, urging the reader to focus on the idea that both are made of small pieces, with one being different in origin.
Approaching a Reform in Crimson Gulch
Broncho Bob says Crimson Gulch will move toward prohibition gradually under a judge’s rule that any man who draws a gun must quit drinking. The plan aims to make the town orderly as reform progresses.
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Broncho
Washington Star
Street Car Etiquette Dialog Highlights Courtesy
A crowded streetcar scene captures a witty exchange between a ruddy-faced man and a young woman. The man jokes he cannot yield his seat due to age, while the woman retorts with a quip about maturity, reflecting urban daily life.
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Boston Transcript
Fat Job Winded by Bid for Office
Gibbs argues the office should seek the man while noting the job is fat and could be winded before chosen. The exchange shows tension over who pursues political advancement and the effort required to secure the position.
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Gibbs
Boston
Proposal Club Twist Turns Embarrassed Visitor Into Stoic Suitor
A man arrives to propose to a suburban woman but is drawn into a staged club ceremony. The woman, president of a local club, explains the hour long engagement ritual as a plan to entertain attendees and win approval. The audience applauds as the faux drama escalates.
Dagomert the woolly Scotty outsmarts fashion joke
A man recalls his smart woolly Scotch terrier Dagomert who, when told woolly dogs were out of fashion, allegedly snuck a few tuppence to buy a haircut at the barber. The dog’s behavior amuses the grocer and the narrator as the wife nears death.
Horse With a Wooden Leg From Pownal Farm
Farmer Fred Harris of Pownal reports a horse with a wooden leg after infection in a leg led to amputation. A local carpenter fashioned a wooden replacement with a thick pad, restoring the animal to work despite a lumbering gait.
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New York World
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Pennsylvania girl wins thrift prize definition
A Pennsylvania girl won the prize offered by the American Society for Thrift for the best definition of thrift as reported by Youth's Companion. Her definition says thrift is managing affairs to steadily increase the value of possessions, with a reminder that saving in one area while wasting in another is not thrift.
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Remembering a Kiss and a Political Vote
A caller recalls meeting Miss Jesse as a six year old, noting the kiss from a twenty-one year old candidate. He reflects that her father voted for him then and still votes now, asking if he is running again this year.
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Eddie Roush Seen as Fed League Sensation
Eddie Roush, young outfielder for the Indianapolis Federal league club, is hailed by critics as a coming baseball sensation. Born May 8, 1893 in Oakland City, Indiana, he began with Evansville in 1912, moved to Chicago, then Lincoln, and joined Indianapolis where he blossomed midseason. He stands 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 175 pounds.
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Baseball notes on players and managers amid league gossip
McGraw shapes Robertson into a strong outfielder while Reds criticize umpiring. Morton causes league-wide chatter with controversial tactics. Johnson earns about 16 thousand dollars yearly. Various stars like Bunny Brief and Babe Barton show up in form for the season. Umpires rule the emery ball extinct. Several ex-Red Sox and Giants move through the Federal ranks. Kopf fills in for the Mackmen and drives the ball far. Tesreau and others stay active as Callia and Rudolph adapt deliveries. A Detroit man strikes his wife after Cobb’s strikeout. pondering bases loaded.
Passing of Great Athlete Thorpe and Baseball Career Fate
The article reviews Jim Thorpe’s release from the Jersey City club of the International League after two seasons with the New York Giants. It contrasts Thorpe’s legendary athletic prowess with his failure to establish himself as a regular baseball player under coach John McGraw, noting his speed strength wrestling and leaping while acknowledging inconsistent hitting and frequent strikeouts.
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New York Giants
Jersey City
International League
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America
Sweden
Hans Lobert
Twirled a Long Game Former Pitcher Earns Historic Pitching Record
The piece honors Jack Coombs of the Athletics for pitching the longest major league game, a 24 inning 4 to 1 win over Beaton on September 1, 1906. It notes his 1910 season with 31 wins in 40 starts, 46 consecutive scoreless innings, an 16 inning 0 0 game vs Chicago, and three World Series wins in six days against the Cubs. It mentions a comeback with the Brooklyn Nationals and continued fan interest.
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Athletics
Chicago
Ed Walsh
White Sox
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Cleveland
Naps
Chicago Cubs
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Brooklyn Nationals
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Brooklyns
Popular as Manager Rowland Leads Improved White Sox
Manager Rowland is widely admired by players and the public for reshaping the White Sox into a better ball club. He is credited with instilling a quieter but strict leadership style since taking charge.
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Rowland
White Sox
King Cole’s Diamond Career Ended
Pitcher Leonard Cole’s baseball career appears over after a groin tumor. an operation failed and manager Donovan confirms doctors say he can never pitch again for the New Yorks.
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Cole
Leonard Cole
Donovan
New Yorks
Great Fielding Recruit McNally Seen As Top Ameri can League Third Baseman
Mike McNally, a rookie understudy to Larry Gardner at third for the Boston Red Sox, is hailed as the greatest fielding recruit at that position in the American League this season, but he cannot hit like Gardner.
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Mike McNally
Larry Gardner
Boston Red Sox
Mike
Larry
Red Sox Owner Says No Interest in Frank Baker
Frank Lannin, principal owner of the Boston Red Sox, states he will not pursue Frank Baker from the Athletics. He emphasizes he has all the high-salaried players he wants and seeks players who perform, willing to pay top salaries for results but not for warming up.</analysis>
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Boston Red Sox
Frank Baker
Athletics
Cubs Lodge Pro Test After Visiting Players Complain
Jimmy Archer was named Cubs representative to the baseball players fraternity and entered a pro test for visiting players in the clubhouse at the polo grounds center field bleachers. President Dave Fulz will present the issue to the National League executive for decision.
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Jimmy Archer
Cubs
Baseball Players’ Fraternity
Polo Grounds
Dave Fulz
National League
Donovan's Midgets Deemed Ban Johnson Circuit Undersized
Donovan's Band of Midgets earns the label by critics calling four regulars barely over five feet. Against taller six footers they appear schoolboyish, with gray uniforms that emphasize small stature on the court.
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Donovan
New Yorks
Ban Johnson
Elmira Notes Outfielders Charles Sisson and Gus Schmidt Released
Charles Sisson, who played the Elmira outfield for two seasons, has received an unconditional release. Gus Schmidt, on Elmira’s list for two years yet failing to report, has also been released.
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Elmira
Gus Schmidt
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