Peculiar Clippings and Witty Notes From The Jasper News
A collage of quirky observations and opinions spans topics from hats and gambling to labor, politics, and science. It notes jokes about Zeppelins, San Francisco graft, Bermuda onions, and a nurse of social mores, with jabs at lawmakers, surgeons, and a rising female workforce in hard labor roles. The piece blends satire and social commentary on recent affairs and cultural shifts.
Uncle William on Dark Horses in Political Parody
A humorous fable about old political horses and a reform push ahead of a party convention. An Old Sorrel negotiates with a Dark Horse to avoid scrutiny while a crowd seeks transparency, ending with a warning about labels and manipulation in politics.
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Uncle William
D. Nesbit
Sorrel
W. G. Chapman
Crow, crows and a balloonist in Crosscut tale
Judge Crosscut and Williams discuss a peculiar theory of trained crows delivering cold bottles to balloonists. Williams mocks reason while the judge recounts a past failed invention and a sale to tobacco and wooden Indian trusts, ending with a move to Philadelphia.
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Williams
Crosscut
Tobacco Trust
Wooden Indian Trust
Philadelphia
W. G. Chapman
Campions Punishment by Fred C Kelly
Campion hosts all night poker session with five companions leaving him tired and awake. Morning reveals a restless day as Campion battles fatigue while Mrs Campion calmly plans a bridge night with the Van Smythes, testing his endurance.
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Campion
Campton
Maters
Mra. Campion
van Smythes
MISSOURY STATE NEWS Rivalry over love leads to tragedy north of Caruthersville
A dispute between J W Head and Ottis Bush over Mrs Donie Kelley ends in a double tragedy on a country road ten miles north of Caruthersville. Head shoots Bush and then kills himself. The coroner's inquest reveals prior quarrels between the two men as they were driving with Mrs Kelley. Other items note a 12 year school record for Pauline Roach, a fatal lightning strike near Macon injuring two children, Spanish War Veterans elect officers, and a youth’s suicide in Springfield’s Frisco yards.
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J. W. Head
Ottis “Bush
Donie Kelley
Caruthers Ville
Bush
Pawling Roach
Con
Roach
Miss Roach
Carthage
Pauline Roach
Rensona
William Mattes
Macon
Armers
Springfield
Hin
Hannibal and Northern Missouri Railroad Chartered
The secretary of state grants a charter to Hannibal and Northern Missouri Railroad, a $2,000,000 capital corporation to build a 100 mile line from Hannibal to Kirksyne Mo through Marion Macon Shelby and Adair counties. Lightning kills farmer Slater Witherspoon ten miles NW of Springfield while plowing. clothing torn from his body.
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Missouri Railway
Secretary of State
Hannibal & Northern Missouri Railroad Company
Hannibal
Kirksyne
Marion
Macon
Shelby
Adair
Slater Witherspoon
Springfeld
Missouri music teachers elect at Columbia meeting
The Missouri Music Teachers Association, in its current session at St. Joseph, will convene in Columbia next year. W. Mueller Tarkle was elected president. Bolin Starshall secretary and treasurer. W. H. Pommer of Columbia chairs the executive committee. Miss Theresa Finn of Louis is chairman of the program committee.
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Missouri Department
G. A. Axelson
St. Joseph
Co. G. Otto
St. Louis
H. Grosse
Kansas City
George W. Woler
St Louis
W. J. Brewer
J. OC
Schindel
W. Searce
Missouri Music Teachers’association
Columbia
W. Mueller
Tarkle
Bolin Starshall
W. H. Pommer
Theresa Finn
Louis
Sunday Schools to Advertise in Local Papers
The First Baptist Church Sunday school at Sedalia led by Louis Hoff man plans advertisements in Sunday papers to boost attendance. W. W. Herrold, superintendent of the First Christian Church Sunday school, will take similar action.
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First Baptist Church
Sedalia
Louis Hoffman
Circcuit
W. W. Herrold
First Christian
Blinvar
Death of Poutmaster Olea at 60 in Morgam County
Morgam county reports the death of Olea aged 60 described as Poutmaster with partner Charlen Steinbich. The notice notes lengthy illness and lists Therboen as a contributing location. Details are sparse due to OCR errors but confirm death in Morgam county and age.
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Olea
Charlen Steinbich
Mierchint
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