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Newspaper

Jasper News

Location

Jasper, Missouri, United States of America

Date

Jul 22, 1909

Page

3

Peculiar Clippings and Witty Notes From The Jasper News

A collage of quirky observations and opinions spans topics from hats and gambling to labor, politics, and science. It notes jokes about Zeppelins, San Francisco graft, Bermuda onions, and a nurse of social mores, with jabs at lawmakers, surgeons, and a rising female workforce in hard labor roles. The piece blends satire and social commentary on recent affairs and cultural shifts.

Uncle William on Dark Horses in Political Parody

A humorous fable about old political horses and a reform push ahead of a party convention. An Old Sorrel negotiates with a Dark Horse to avoid scrutiny while a crowd seeks transparency, ending with a warning about labels and manipulation in politics.

Uncle William D. Nesbit Sorrel W. G. Chapman

Crow, crows and a balloonist in Crosscut tale

Judge Crosscut and Williams discuss a peculiar theory of trained crows delivering cold bottles to balloonists. Williams mocks reason while the judge recounts a past failed invention and a sale to tobacco and wooden Indian trusts, ending with a move to Philadelphia.

Williams Crosscut Tobacco Trust Wooden Indian Trust Philadelphia W. G. Chapman

Campions Punishment by Fred C Kelly

Campion hosts all night poker session with five companions leaving him tired and awake. Morning reveals a restless day as Campion battles fatigue while Mrs Campion calmly plans a bridge night with the Van Smythes, testing his endurance.

Campion Campton Maters Mra. Campion van Smythes

MISSOURY STATE NEWS Rivalry over love leads to tragedy north of Caruthersville

A dispute between J W Head and Ottis Bush over Mrs Donie Kelley ends in a double tragedy on a country road ten miles north of Caruthersville. Head shoots Bush and then kills himself. The coroner's inquest reveals prior quarrels between the two men as they were driving with Mrs Kelley. Other items note a 12 year school record for Pauline Roach, a fatal lightning strike near Macon injuring two children, Spanish War Veterans elect officers, and a youth’s suicide in Springfield’s Frisco yards.

J. W. Head Ottis “Bush Donie Kelley Caruthers Ville Bush Pawling Roach Con Roach Miss Roach Carthage Pauline Roach Rensona William Mattes Macon Armers Springfield Hin

Hannibal and Northern Missouri Railroad Chartered

The secretary of state grants a charter to Hannibal and Northern Missouri Railroad, a $2,000,000 capital corporation to build a 100 mile line from Hannibal to Kirksyne Mo through Marion Macon Shelby and Adair counties. Lightning kills farmer Slater Witherspoon ten miles NW of Springfield while plowing. clothing torn from his body.

Missouri Railway Secretary of State Hannibal & Northern Missouri Railroad Company Hannibal Kirksyne Marion Macon Shelby Adair Slater Witherspoon Springfeld

Missouri music teachers elect at Columbia meeting

The Missouri Music Teachers Association, in its current session at St. Joseph, will convene in Columbia next year. W. Mueller Tarkle was elected president. Bolin Starshall secretary and treasurer. W. H. Pommer of Columbia chairs the executive committee. Miss Theresa Finn of Louis is chairman of the program committee.

Missouri Department G. A. Axelson St. Joseph Co. G. Otto St. Louis H. Grosse Kansas City George W. Woler St Louis W. J. Brewer J. OC Schindel W. Searce Missouri Music Teachers’association Columbia W. Mueller Tarkle Bolin Starshall W. H. Pommer Theresa Finn Louis

Sunday Schools to Advertise in Local Papers

The First Baptist Church Sunday school at Sedalia led by Louis Hoff man plans advertisements in Sunday papers to boost attendance. W. W. Herrold, superintendent of the First Christian Church Sunday school, will take similar action.

First Baptist Church Sedalia Louis Hoffman Circcuit W. W. Herrold First Christian Blinvar

Death of Poutmaster Olea at 60 in Morgam County

Morgam county reports the death of Olea aged 60 described as Poutmaster with partner Charlen Steinbich. The notice notes lengthy illness and lists Therboen as a contributing location. Details are sparse due to OCR errors but confirm death in Morgam county and age.

Olea Charlen Steinbich Mierchint

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