Making it Unanimous. Minister jokes over perplexed husband
At a revival meeting a pastor teases a lone man seated near the door. The minister calls him one in a million for his reluctance then learns the man is paralyzed and cannot get up, drawing surprised reactions from the congregation.
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The Goft Answer and a Train Fare Scene
A garbled tale depicts a streetcar conductor insisting he cannot speed his ride. A sad woman weighs heavy, aids arrive but cannot lift her. A later bedroom scene erupts with laughter and cries from twin boys as a reader questions a book’s accuracy.
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Cronkite divorce tale hinges on five sisters kisses
In Denver Colorado Frank K Cronkite a Colorado and Southern passenger conductor was sued for divorce by his wife after testimony that he kissed her five sisters five times on each visit and allegedly beat her after she protested The couple had been married 28 years and Cronkite was awarded a decree in the end.
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Claim of desertion and infidelity in tense divorce claim
A woman alleges her husband deserted her five times and returned five times, and that she tried to poach him at least five times. She accuses him of attention to other women beyond kissing and of making them handsome presents, detailing repeated conflicts over the years.
Nations Move to Recognize Mexican Government
United States Secretary Lansing and diplomats from Brazil Chile Argentina Bolivia Uruguay and Guatemala agreed that formal recognition should extend to a Mexican government of sufficient capacity to protect lives and property. A Washington meeting in three weeks will decide criteria while assessing factions for stability rather than territory amid Villa Obregon clashes at Torreon.
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Mexican conflict pushes U S to tighten northern border
The report notes General Villa claims responsibility for lawless acts in his territory and warns of renewed fighting in Chihuahua and Sonora. The U S state department is reviewing its consular instructions to ensure Americans’ safety in northern Mexico amid rising tensions.
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Convicted by a Photograph Cucumbers Theft Case
Wichita court fined Mrs. Robert Williams ten dollars after a courtroom photograph showed her stealing two pounds of cucumbers valued at ten cents. Williams claimed the cucumbers were pecked and she carried them to prove to her husband the chickens were invading neighbors’ premises. She posted a bond and appealed to the district court.
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Put His Mules in Pants in Canvas Trousers
A farmer near Wanda, O. T. Kendell, says he dressed mules in canvas pants to shield them from insects amid rising insect harassment between Waals and East Abtoa. The strange tale includes ambushes, roaming mules, and references to Giles, Tupeles, and other scattered names.
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Shot Wife by Mistaken Hawk Hunter in Pangulteh
Richfeld Claude McGuire aged about 22 of Pangulteh shot and killed his wife aged about 41 while preparing to shoot a canyon hawk. The weapon discharged through a screen door as the man started to take aim. In London English farmers urged fair wages for rural women workers. Beott Durand dairy owner in Lake Brull, HI fights to save her $5 herd of Guernsey cattle from slaughter in a state supreme court bid. A Norfolk note mentions a sentence of three speeds at hard labor for an escape from detention camp.
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Will Fight Conscription In Britain And War Plans
London reports discuss conscription measures and statements about industrial revolutions tied to railway workers. Mentions Army positions, German moves toward Turkey, and overseas news agency dispatches describing global tensions and military plans.
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Resinol treatment praised for skin eruptions relief
A Bath doctor cites Resinol as exceptionally effective for burning eruptions on infants and adults. The advertisement claims instant soothing and near-healing results, recommending Resinol ointment and soap, with drugstores selling both at modest cost.
Louisville theater tale stars red faced cousin
A Louisville attorney and a railroad man noted a flashy red faced cousin in a theater box. The railroad man hurried to headquarters for information then smiled at the strange sight, recalling the odd encounter in the city’s newspaper, the Louisville Time.
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It Made Difference in a Rural Roadside Exchange
A motorist asks a farmer for directions to the next town. The farmer replies ten miles on the crow flies, noting the crew traveling with him today. The report from Joinham, Me, mentions boneless shad and a local name “the Burbank.”
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Getting Rid of Inventor at Camp Miles
General Miles faces persistent inventors who push martial devices. An eccentric, long haired man arrives with a sealed parcel claiming a bulletproof army coat. The general orders a test but the inventor hesitates and vanishes after a brief interruption.
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New Cure for Rheumatism by Lightning Strikes Farmhouse
Report from Washington Ridge describes a bolt that hit Charles A. Hardick's farmhouse in New Britain. The bolt caused heavy damage across eight rooms and allegedly cured Mrs. Burdick of rheumatism after years of sneers. She was knocked unconscious, burned a foot, and was revived by Dr. Thomas Mulligan. Mrs Hardick reportedly remains free of rheumatic pain despite burns while repairs strain the household finances.
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Incomplete sketch of constitutional history and nations
A fragmented summary cites the 1189 adoption of the United States Constitution and the French Revolution of 1789. It asserts Europe has been remade since then and highlights England Hyesia Denmark Spain as ancient powers. It contends US governance shows greater stability than those nations through recent centuries.
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The agitation of ehitdown in telling the truth
The governor Walsh speaking at a public building dedication addressed pupils in elementary grades about patriotic service. He pointed to his solitary aid in a gold uniform and asked who the man is. The responses and ensuing humor show a lively, unscripted moment with children uncoached.
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Wares of the Moneymoon in a Silly Exchange
A playful dialogue fragment shows a proposed marriage exchange where one asks if love remains steady. The answer affirms loving completely, even as the tone stays light and humorous.
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