Fragmentary Punchline Verse From Unknown Text
A garbled archival snippet shows a distressed voice and scattered phrases about bed, stomach, a dragglet hearth, and a belching food guarantee. The readable material is fragmentary with no clear event, date, or named entities to anchor a fuller report.
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Dora Eee
News of a Week Condensed Happenings Glimpse
A rapid-fire digest from Intermountain reports a car crash near Ogden with five injured as a vehicle rolled. Violet Mickie, 19, claims common law marriage to William Purvis, 51, and seeks a share of his estate. Legislative notes cover Washington land bills, Texas governor term limits, and Wisconsin marriage laws. Other items include a Denver streetcar accident, a Salt Lake Church leader death, and a coffee of reindeer meat at a mining convention in Portland.
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Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Sainte
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Nations Warned by Hughes Mediation Suggested in Central American Dispute
The State Department dispatched notes on March 6 to Panama and Costa Rica via Secretary Hughes, signaling readiness to enforce a peaceful solution to the canal zone dispute. The move, first under Harding, followed talks with Presidents and cabinet members, with Costa Rica’s response deemed unsatisfactory and Panama willing to accept US mediation in principle.
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League of Nations
Nevada Senator Henderson Shot in Senate Office Building
Senator Henderson of Nevada was shot in the right forearm by Charles A. Grock, an insane former Nevada resident, as he sat in the Senate office building preparing to vacate if his successor was ready. The assailant had long nursed a grudge and pursued him. Henderson rested at home, the wound deemed not serious.
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Militants Attack in Clontarf Amid Dublin Tension
A chaotic reported incident in Ireland notes hundreds of militia participants at a Saturday arrival in Clontunity. Two gates were fatally harmed with multiple injuries amid clashes near a Dublin pitch. Dispatches claim reinforcements reached the scene as the convoy encountered explosions and gunfire.
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Moyle Confirmed as Assistant Secretary in Treasury
Jim Moyle of Ottawa remains the sole confirmed assistant secretary in the treasury, with a Senate vote securing his position. The article notes Moyle will continue in the role until a successor is appointed and qualified, outlining future office processes.
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Hungary Extends Gratitude Amid US Relief Efforts
Budapest official greeting to President Harding marks Hungary’s gratitude for American aid. Messages from Uruguay’s ministers also arrive congratulating the U.S. on the presidency, reflecting international goodwill during relief work and diplomatic exchanges.
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Harding
United E States
Warifingtiih-t Oration and Week’s Key Events
Fragmentary OCR reads unclear names and events. The text mentions a weekly outline of notable items, with references to a person or group and a public affair. Specific places, dates, or outcomes are not discernible from the legible fragments.
Boy of Eighteen Survives Navy Losses On Queen Mary
Midshipping J L Storey, a boy of perhaps eighteen and the sole surviving officer of the Queen Mary, reported to his seniors on the loss of his ship. He bore a white fire at Jutland and was picked up unconscious after the vessel sank twice. He fought with Cradock at Coronel, escaped in the Glasgow after the flagship and the Monmouth were sunk, with Sturdee at the Falklands, and saw action in the Dardanelles.
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J. L. Storey
Queen Mary
Falklands
Dardanelles
London Saturday Review
Swamp-Root Endorsement Widely Circulated by Druggists
Drugstores tout Dr Kilmer’s Swamp Root as a trusted kidney liver and bladder medicine with claims of long standing favorable testimony. An offer for a sample bottle is extended via mail with a paper mention. Also contains a minstrel joke and brief notes on Cutcura products and whooping cough vaccine reports.
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Feader
Sears
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Ton, N. Y
Itmlian
Though Me's Probably Forgotten Alter I won
A Toledn Blade item describes a man being captured and moved away from an altar while a woman in a ute tries to fade out the line of the fraternity. The readable text hints at a chaotic scene with misread phrases and unclear names.
Not Kidding, Either Carl Igbe Faces Stranger Inquiry
Carl Igbe, longtime Awd newspapers dealer at Washington and Meridian streets, was approached by an out-of-town visitor who asked where Edison keeps his phonograph shop. The exchange, described by Tobe, adds a quirky moment to Indianapolis News notes.
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Awd
Washington
Meridian
Edison
Ether
Tobe
Indianapolis News
Diamond Dyes Promise Easy Home Dyeing
An advertisement touts Diamond Dyes as simple to use with clear directions for dyeing garments and draperies. It warns of potential poor results such as streaks fades and ruined material, advising buyers to specify fabric type wool silk cotton linen or mix and to choose from 16 rich colors.
Reprisal in Topeka Journal Puppy Bite Tale
A Topeka Journal excerpt recalls a Christmas gift a boy received a tiny puppy that began biting as it grew. After an incident, the boy explains he bit the puppy’s ear because the dog kept biting and would not learn to stop.
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Topeka Journal
Bly's Cream Balm Relief for Nasal Congestion Ad
An old advertisement promises instant relief from nasalStuffiness and cold symptoms with Bly's Cream Balm spelled as a healing antiseptic cream. It claims the product penetrates air passages to ease inflammation and restore breathing, urging readers to buy from their druggist.
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Bly
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