Humorous miscellany in the Jackson Herald humor column
A string of satirical notes and wry commentary covers politics, royalty, auto laws, sport, and society. The column jests about a Montana judge, King Alfonso, airship chauffeurs, counterfeit currency, a $150000 dinner service, folding beds, and a string of global happenings. Names include Thomas Lipton, Christy Mathewson, and the British royals, with light takes on Chilean riots and American temperance.
Republican Daily to Open in Birmingham Alabama
A new Republican daily newspaper is planned for Birmingham Alabama. The founder appears to share Carnegie’s view on the disgrace of dying rich, signaling a reformist stance in line with social critiques of wealth.
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Birmingham
Alg
Carnegie
Washington Post
Remarkable French Man Claims 800000 Cigs Smoked
A French man states that over thirty years he has smoked about 800000 cigarettes. He claims this habit has not prevented him from reaching the age of forty and still being alive.
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France
Railroad accidents leave many dead and thousands injured
During the year ending June 30, 1605, SSO reports indicate numerous fatalities and 13 783 injuries from railroad accidents in the country prompting questions about how many people attempted to board moving trains.
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Turing
SSO
Detroit Man Sues for Divorce Over Seashell Incident
A Detroit man seeks a divorce after his wife allegedly threw a seashell at him. The court examination indicates she is entitled to a divorce from him on grounds of cruelty. He must endure the ordeal of recitation aloud to her.
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Detroit
Enuelly
Lord Beresford Advocates Abstinence at Sea War
Lord Charles Beresford has taken a strong stand on water war policy and urges total abstinence as a key benefit. If he maintains his jovial stance and clear resolve, his influence may be valued as highly as naval triumphs.
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Charles Beresford
The Jerry Bullder and the Hammurah Code
A fragment notes a remarkable Hammurah code provision for a dishonest bullder whose work fails. If his actions cause the owner's son to die, the code prescribes death for the bullder's son.
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Jerry Bullder
Wage War on Organ Grinders Heats Up in Germany
From Germany comes news that the piano organ industry is not as prosperous as years ago. The decline is largely due to the unending war households wage upon organ grinders.
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Germany
Crippled by Kidney Disorder Heals With Noans Pills
John Fernsays of Webster New York recounts severe back pain and kidney trouble after lifting rats. He credits Noan's Kidney Pills with easing pain and clearing muddy urine. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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John Fernsays
Webster
N. Y
Noan
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo, N.Y
Modern Women Challenged by 19th Century House Debate
Quote from Mrs. Huth Jackson sparks critique of contemporary female domestic roles in an 1800s essay on home life and national well being. The piece contends that current English women are poor housekeepers compared with past bests, reflecting era anxiety over gender and society.
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Huth Jackson
Christmas In Scandinavia and Its Peaceful Traditions
Christmas in Scandinavia is celebrated in the literal sense of peace on earth and goodwill toward men. Courts are closed, quarrels are adjusted, and old feuds forgotten as the home of the famous Yule log.
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Scandinavia
Somerville girl cherishes old valentines despite bachelor status
A Somerville woman, age 43, laments she is not married yet while proudly keeping and reviewing the valentines she has received over the years. The hometown newspaper notes her sentiment and sense of humor about romance.
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Sommerville Journal
Canned Fruit Stored Ten Years in London Warehouses
In a London court trial, evidence showed imported canned fruit often remains in London warehouses for a decade. The revelation highlights storage durations and potential quality concerns amid ongoing proceedings.
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London
Scalp Itch Healed By Cuticura Ointment and Soap
Ada C. Smith of Jersey City Jersey City New Jersey reports a severe itchy scalp with pimples. She describes relief after using hot water Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment as a dressing. One box of Ointment and one cake of Soap cured her. Her scalp is clear and hair grows well now. She continues using Cuticura Soap.
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Ada C. Smith
Grand St
Jersey City, N. J
Soldier Fights Police in London Arrest
An obstreperous soldier resisted eight London policemen who halted the struggle as officers were barred from using clubs to arrest. They may only use force in self defense under local rules.
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London
Cures Rheumatism and Catarrh Free Medicine Offer
Free sample and home cure for rheumatism and catarrh promote Botanic Blood Balm. Claims poison in blood causes joint pain, poor sight, deafness, and bad breath with a 30 year test period. Advertises bottles at $8 with directions and free medical advice from Blood Balm Co. Atlanta, Ga.
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Raim Co
Atlanta
A Pretty Fancy Idea for Serving Oranges at Luncheon
A quaint plan suggests dividing oranges into small sections, packing them in fine ice, and passing them at a luncheon as if they were olives or salted nuts. The idea centers on presenting fruit as a refined, bite sized relish during social meals.
Australian-Leaf relief claim for women’s flu remedy
An old clipping touts Australian-Leaf as a cure for women’s flu and various ailments. It promotes Mother Gray 46 nurse as sponsor and mentions remedies for male weaknesses, backache, kidney and urinary troubles. Mail order and sample offers are listed with archaic contact details.
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Gray
New Yorks
Dle
Atoll Phendra
Lokoy
Cork House Built by Hairdresser in Leipsic Germany
A Leipsic hairdresser constructs an entire dwelling from cork, converting it into a storefront and workshop space. The unusual structure, praised for its novelty, showcases cork as a building material used creatively in urban settings.
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Cork
Leipsic
Germany
Banquet Evolving Meaning From Dessert to Main Meal
A quirky note traces how the term banquet shifted in usage from dessert to a full meal, highlighting historical language change. The item mentions The Kuss Company of South Penn, indicating a regional business reference tied to the discussion.
China to Rise as World Power Warned by Eagle
The Brooklyn Eagle argues that China may become a first power, rivaling Japan, if it leverages statecraft and modernization. It credits Chinese and Japanese arts for continuity with the past, notes pressures from European encroachment, and stresses that true strength comes from education and reform, not war alone.
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China
Japan
LA Hung Chang
Wu Ting Fang
England
America
Brooklyn Eagle
Diamond price rising as supply remains guarded
The Philadelphia Ledger notes a 5 percent diamond price rise as part of a series of annual increases and predicts further hikes. It argues the true diamond supply is secret, with public stones potentially only a small fraction of total production, implying diamonds could become more common if mines were fully unsealed.
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South Africa
Brazil
India
Borneo
Philadelphia Ledger
Scarcity of Naval Officers and Ship Readiness
The Omaha Bee notes progress in building the navy, now third in ships and tonnage with potential to reach second. It laments insufficient qualified officers and crew, warning that in wartime the fleet would be deficient and only part could be mobilized.
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Omaha Bee
Preserving Navy History by Keeping Ship Names
A retired naval officer urged that famous historic ship names be perpetuated in the U S Navy. He referenced Princes Louis of Battenberg s squadron and noted American ships like the Constitution and Lawrence deserve lasting titles, arguing nomenclature sustains naval history and fighting spirit.
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Prince Louis of Battenberg
Drake
Alabama
Perry
West Virginia
Nebraska
New York Press
Family Prestige in England and the Power of Ancestry
The piece argues that England's great nobles rule less by wealth and more by ancestral primacy. It compares their influence to the reverence once paid to the king, noting that lineages and family prestige shape public regard beyond money. It cites Mr. Astor as an exception to wealth's sway.
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Mr. Astor
England
North American Review
American Capital in Mexico Investment Trends
The article notes American capital in Mexico totals 70000 dollars, with Americans having invested there for less than 25 years and more than half of those investments in the last seven years. The push has been quiet, avoiding boom sensationalism, yet large business opportunities have attracted capitalists who forecast holdings could reach 2 million dollars in time.
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Mexico
St. Louis Globe Democrat
White Woman Weds Indian On Wyoming Reservation
Grace Wetherbee of New York becomes wife of Goolidee a Shoshone man. Now living near Fort Washakie Wyoming on the Soshone reservation with their papoose. Six years earlier she visited the post trader family in New York and met the man.
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Grace Wetherbee
New York
Fort Washakie
Wyo
Miss Wetherbee
Goolidee
The Romanov Myth In Russia Ends With Holstein-Gottorp
The article notes no Romanov has ruled since 1762 with the death of Elizabeth and the male line ending in 1730. It explains the throne passed to Holstein Gottorp with Peter II in 1727/28, and the present czar is German and not Russian, though styled as Romanov-Holstein.
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Etten
House of Romanov
Michael
Anne
Elizabeth
House of Holstein- Gottorp
Russia
Peter
Trouble Over Grand Duke Cyril Resignation Letter
Grand Duke Vladimir resigns as commander in chief of the St. Petersburg district in a letter to the emperor. He cites disgrace of his son Grand Duke Cyril and states he no longer has the heart to serve. The emperor contemplates stripping Cyril of the grand duke title, proposing he be known as M. Romanoff.
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Cyril
Vladimir
St. Petersburg
Grand Duke
M. Romanoff
Square Root Nickname Sticks to Elihu Root at College
When Elihu Root was a college student his German class protested and withdrew for two months. He kept studying through the dispute, and upon the return of the class they admitted their error and gave him the nickname Square Root. The trait of not deserting work stayed with him throughout life.
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Elihu Root
Root
Elihu
Square Root
Duel of Wit Between Two Cousin Bishops
Bishop Joseph Wilmer of Louisiana and Bishop Richard Wilmer of Alabama are cousins and friends. In Italy one summer they toured archit ectural beauties. The Alabama bishop preferred a plain field scented with hay while the Louisiana bishop quipped that not an ass in Italy would disagree.
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Joseph Wilmer
Louisiana
Richard Wilmer
Alabama
Italy
Louiseana
Joe
Life at Skibo: Carnegie Keeps Quiet Outdoor Routine
The article details Andrew Carnegie's private life at Skibo Castle. He never smokes or hunts, avoids cricket and riding, and does not shoot. He golfs in moderation and enjoys trout fishing, gardening, and outdoor work, often reshaping the grounds and building small projects.
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Carnegie
Mr. Carnegie
Skibo Caatle
Skibo Castle
Industries of Milan’s mills and workers
The province of Milan is an important Italian industrial center with 300 silk mills employing 40,000, 200 cotton mills employing 25,000, and twenty woolen mills employing 3,000 workers.
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Milan
Italy
The Opportunity Lacking in Graft Return
A Washington Post quotation recalls a man who never engaged in graft yet shows loud joy when another is caught, illustrating moral contrasts in political life and public accountability.
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Washington Post
Dr Williams Pink Pills Promised Cure For Rheumatism
An advertisement claims Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People cure rheumatism and many ailments. Testimony from Watertown New York resident T H Wagar describes relief after four boxes and his wife endorses the product's value for stomach trouble and other family uses. The ad notes cures for bloodlessness indigestion influenza headaches backaches neuralgia nervousness and female health issues and lists price 60 cents per box or six for 2.50 from Dr Williams Medicine Co Schenectady NY.
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Atwood
Gillatreet
Watertown
Dr. Williams
Dr. Williama Medicine Co
Schenectady
World of Women Divides Vanity Fair’s View on Dress
Vanity Fair divides the world of women into two halves the dressers and those who merely wear clothes. The remark frames gendered fashion roles in a witty editorial tone.
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Vanity Fair
Hall's Catarrh Cure Promises Cure for All Catarrh
The advertisement asserts catarrh is a constitutional disease not curable by local remedies. It promotes Hall's Hay Fever and Hall's Family Mice as complementary products and offers $100 for any cure failure. It attributes the remedy to F J Cheney & Co of Toledo Ohio and urges readers to request circulars and testimonials.
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Dottore
Locurabl Sciences
Mall
FJ Cheney & Co
Toledo
Diane
F. J. Cheney & GO
Ohio
Hall
London organ grinder proclaims whip-thong maker out of work
An organ grinder wanders London's streets with an organ and placard asserting that automobiles have driven him from work as a whip-thong maker. The scene reflects urban disruption from motor traffic and changing trades.
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London
Allen's Foot-Ease advertisement misread
Ask your dealer for Allen's Foot-Ease powder. It relieves sore feet, softens callouses and corns, calms sweating and itching, and improves foot comfort. Sold at druggists and shoe stores. Sample called FREE. Allen & Olmsted Lakoy NY.
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Allen
Allen & Olmsted
Lakoy
N.Y
There Are Some Lies Uhe Angel Wings Quote Analysis
A philosopher notes that some lies may be excusable and compares them to angel wings guiding souls toward Heaven. The remark frames truth and moral ambiguity as a metaphor for ascent, suggesting cautious justification for deception in pursuit of higher aims.
World Book Totals 4 Billion In All Books
The piece cites an estimate that the total number of books in the world reaches four billion. It also advertises Defiance Starch promising whiter clothes and markets items like tobacco crop data for Japan.
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