Why Is an Automobile Like a Woman Joke Set
A string of dated humor pieces from Chicago Daily News about marriage, class and cars. A teller jokes about why cars resemble women, referencing expenses attention and sudden danger, with lines about spouses and engagement.
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Chicago Daily News
Innkeeper Orders Thinner Meat After Complaints
In a note to the cook Zonzi the innkeeper directs the meat be cut thinner as customers complain the meat is tough. Meg Frendorfer Migoetter is referenced in the pastry line as part of the same exchange.
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Zonzi
Tragedian’s Family Curtain Call Recalled by Chicago Record Herald
An old theatrical family tale surfaces with lines about a father who played Hamlet for four decades and a grandmother who portrayed Little Eva in Teele Town’s Cabin for more than 40 seasons, cited by the Chicago Record-Herald.
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Chicago Hecord-Herald
Degrees of Importance in a Letter Debate
A Washington Star quip weighs a nation's postscript as crucial, with a witty exchange noting what a letter omits can matter more than what it includes. The exchange highlights the irony of emphasis in communication and memory.
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Miss Cayenne
Washington Star
Poem Fragment Reflects Marital Strife and Teasing
A fragmented verse portrays a tense exchange about a spouse and longing. The speaker mocks or laments a husband’s complaints as a regular moan while contrasting with a claim that he merely lies breathing, implying emotional distance and unresolved tension within a marriage.
Startling Proposition in a Cracked Interview
A scrambled dialogue reveals a character named Monages pitching original ideas to Orie and Applicatte. Monasere requests a sample while asserting the value of their concepts, insisting they are worth paying for. The fragment hints at a negotiation over intellectual property or creative worth.
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Orie
New York Weekly Fragment Reveals Confused Report
A garbled OCR fragment from New York Weekly shows fragmented phrases about a man and speed, with unclear subjects. The readable parts hint at a chaotic note or column tease rather than a coherent event or report. No concrete persons, places, or actions can be confirmed from the text.
Fragmented Local Notice From Historic Paper
OCR meets difficulty with garbled text showing a fragmentary line about color and a reference to a historic newspaper. No coherent event or clear entities can be identified from the readable portion.
Mrs Brown jokes husband’s job hunt in sharp reply
The exchange rails Mrs Brown’s quip about her husband seeking work. She counters with a wry no to a question about his employment, saying she’ll make him take any offer if there is one.
Caesar portrayed as writer, warrior, and statesman
A student notes Caesar was a voluminous writer and leader, while Mr. Stormington Karnes recalls a long admiration for Caesar. The dialogue hints at aiming to be the focus of attention, including the press, in a Washington Star style riff.
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Caesar
Stormington Karnes
Waorhington Star
Prohibition Jokes Echo Across Southern States
A Chicago Record-Herald excerpt notes Southern states like Georgia and Alabama moving toward dryness, provoking quips about temperance. The brief exchange suggests less need for jokes once laws take effect, highlighting ongoing debates over prohibition in the region.
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Georgia
Alabama
Terperance
Chicago
Herald
Mystery Letter in Parish Ledger Sparks Quiet Debate
In a garbled parish record a cryptic note prompts speculation about an unknown recipient. Two officials discuss a grave marker linked to a person unnamed, suggesting hidden meanings behind the inscription and the party’s intention remains unclear.
Childlike talk on Father's Day wishes in Chicago Daily News
A playful exchange imagines fathers and gifts in a 1930s Chicago Daily News snippet. Tommy asks about father days and possibilities, Dilly muses on wishes, and Tommy jokes about a giraffe neck as a whimsy fantasy.
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Tommy
Hilly
Dilly
Chicago Daily News
Curious Barbs About Mrs Green and a Cold Cure
A fragmented exchange jokes about Mrs Green's taste and a merry widow hut for social image. The dialogue shifts to a question on curing a cold noting advice depends on who is ill and whether others contribute funds.
New British Patent Law Signals Shift from Free Trade
The Liberal party shifts toward protection with a new patent rule requiring UK manufacture of patented articles when public need exists. Court verdicts may grant licenses or revoke patents, potentially limiting American made shoe machinery and other foreign products. The change, while favoring British industry, could provoke frank protectionist policy.
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Britain
America
United States
Board of Trade
United Kingdom
Laws Against Advocating Murder Stirs Free Speech Debate
The Chicago Tribune notes talk of making it a felony to advocate murder publicly or in writing in this state. Critics fear such a law would threaten free speech and a free press, arguing penalties should not chill rhetoric or deter persuasion of violence. They point out violent speech often targets others while speakers avoid personal risk.
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General Assembly
Withole
Chicago Tribune
Paterson
The Invisible Exchanges and Trade Balance Debate
The article cites Charles FP Speare on booming exports over imports in the Van Norden magazine. It argues the balance of trade hinges on expanding foreign markets and strict economy, noting the need to drain foreign money only if others lose purchasing power and warning against pinching domestic output.
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Charles FP. Speare
Interont
United Staties
A Grave and Studied Insult Declared By President
The president at a private dinner in the presence of foreign representatives and other dignitaries denied any candidacy for the presidency. He stated firmly that he would not accept a nomination if offered and insisted the question was not negotiable. The remarks were reported by the Washington Dispatch to the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
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Washington Dispatch
Philadelphian Public Ledger
Dictionary Debate Tangles With Filibuster Term
The article discusses Webster’s dictionary saving the term filibuster through motions and artifices. Mr Bryan and John Shinn Williams argue filibuster is a political weapon and has a strong impact on majority rule, while noting ongoing debate and misgivings about its meaning.
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Websters Dictionary
Mr Bryan
John Shinn Williames
Found the cause after years of mis treatment
John A Enders of Robertson Avenue Pen Argyl Pennsylvania suffered six years with back pain severe headaches and dizziness. Tests showed reddish brick dust in secretions though doctors claimed kidneys were fine. After using Dons Kidney Pills he passed gravel stones and soon felt better with no kidney trouble. 60 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo New York.
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John A. Enders
Robertson Avenue
Pen Argyl
Mr. Enders
Don
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo, N. Y
Tourist and Dervish Exchange Frisky Verse
A playful exchange unfolds with a tourist asking why the Dervish jumps while the Howling Dervish yells Yeow and claims he is elevating his mind in a lighthearted scene.
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Dervish
Severe Hemorrhoids and Itching Eczema Cure Claims
A testimonial from an 1907 reader extols Cuticura products for piles and eczema, detailing relief after a month of ointment and suppositories and ongoing maintenance. The missive cites medical doubt, money spent, and a claim of successful treatment.
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J. Henderson
Hopkinton, N. Y
Immense Pig Iron Production Across Creatron Nations
In eight years the three creatron countries produced 10,100,000 tons of pig iron with the United States supplying over half.
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Creatron
United States
Mra Winslow's Soothing Syrup Promoted for Teething
An archaic advertisement lauds Mra Winslow's Soothing Syrup for teething children claiming quick relief and cost effectiveness. It touts a supposed cure describe by generic terms and urges purchases through Lewis' Factory in Peoria Illinois while implying reliability through a paternalist tone.
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Mra Winslow
Advertisement Persuasion Warns Readers to Demand Exact Goods
The notice advises readers who encounter a paid advertisement to trust its truth but resist being steered to inferior items. It urges insisting on getting exactly what was asked for and not accepting substitutes claimed to be “just as good.”
Rally Cries and Delivery At City Meeting
A Kansas City Times report notes the crowd's shouts of louder and order during a public meeting. The speaker faced interruptions that limited his ability to convey the message amid the volume.
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Rally
Kansas City Times
Our Pie dessert mixes from D-Zerta Co
If your grocer won’t supply you go to a vendor who will. The copy promotes Our Pie dessert mixes lemon chocolate and custard flavors, urging readers to order from a grocer or dealer in Hochester New York.
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D-Zerta Co
Hochester
N.Y
Woman Ranch Owner Runs Calgary Horse Ranch
Lady Ernestine Hunt, eldest daughter of the Marquis of Allesbury, owns and operates a vast Calgary Alberta horse ranch spanning about 40 000 acres.
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Ernestine Hunt
Marquis of Allesbury
Calgary
Alberta
Allen's Foot-Ease Cure Ad From Le Roy NY
A historic ad promotes Allen's Foot-Ease as a remedy for corns bunions and sore feet. It claims relief for bot sweat and swelling and lists sellers Dirtigaiste Trice Ube and a trial package. Address Allen Ulesated Le Roy New York.
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Allen
Trice Ube
Ulesated
le Roy
N.Y
Rodin invited to paint fressons for Luxembourg palace
Fr eulogies to M Rodin appear as the famed sculptor is asked to create fressons for the new art gallery at the Luxembourg palace Garfield Tea advertised for rheumation and gout claiming blood purification and cleansing effects. A longfellow quote about hope closes the ad while Lewis' Single Binder cigarettes are promoted through Peoria Illinois distributors urging readers to act while others explain.
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M. Rodin
Luxembourg Palace
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