The College Graduate and the Millionaire Bride
A humorous sequence contrasts a self confessed omniscient student with anxieties about practical living and love. It parodies a boastful college graduate who cannot manage breadwinning or food preparation, while a suitor jokes about dining invitations and social pretensions.
Unkind Exchange Over Housemaid and Billing Dispute
A New York Weekly excerpt depicts a quarrel where a husband is accused of rough conduct toward a housemaid. the wife counters calling out a long history of petty notices from Mill Collector and a household billing dispute. The dialogue mentions mistaken resemblance and recurring visits to collect a bill, underscoring domestic tensions.
Point of View From the Washington Star
A brief Washington Star line contrasts worries and serious matters with a touch of humor, urging restraint in worry and delirium while reflecting on perception and perspective. The note reads as a compact editorial quip about focus and concern.
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Ching
Washington Star
Up To Date Wedding Delays and Family Pride
A playful dialogue contrasts wedding delays with claims of old European lineage. A husband notes his daughter’s dot in a checkbook as proof of status, while an Irritating friend remarks on aristocratic ties. A humor piece blends domestic scenes with social vanity and light satire.
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Mr. Cumrox
Europe
Washington Star
Truthful Tramp Refuses Change For Five Dollar Bill
A tramp asks the bartender to change a five-dollar bill and declares, I don’t suppose you’d want to change this five-dollar bill. The bartender replies, No trouble about change. Here’s your medicine. The tramp confirms, I said you wouldn’t want to change it. The exchange ends with the revelation the bill is no good.
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Brinkly
New York Weekly
Phrase from Royal Magazine evokes destitute plea
A fragment from Royal Magazine presents a plea for mercy as a poor man asks for help, referring to a loaded bludgeon and his lack of belongings, illustrating hardship and desperation.
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Royal Magazine
Mystery on the Yard and the Hungry Goat
A quirky scene unfolds with a hungry goat peering into a yard on a Monday. A stray horse asks to take in washing as it breaks through the fence, while a puzzled judge watches.
His Usual Course at the Bridge Table
A Chicago Tribune humorous exchange features a bridge player asking what to do with a strong hand and the reply that the man behind her “generally swear.” The quip captures game night banter and sentiment about card room bravado.
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Chicago Tribune
Wit and Woes Echo in Curious Exchange
A fragmented exchange shows a speaker asking Perey what is wrong with his face, and Perey replying that nothing is amiss, insisting the expression was already there when they met him. The garbled text hints at imperfect OCR and a light humorous tone.
Funerals as Joyous Events in a Boy's Life
An humor essay recalls a boy's view of funerals as exciting social events. He describes rides in a hack to town, meals, and neighborhood chatter, noting how a death could unite a community and lift children’s spirits with unfamiliar attention and clothing.
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Ivrybody
F. P. Dunne
American Magazine
Severe skin itch relief after Cutleura use
George B. Farley of Concord New Hampshire describes a two month itchy rash on his limbs that swelled so it prevented wearing shoes for a week. After trying multiple remedies without relief a bit of Cutleura stopped the itching and reduced the swelling within two days, restoring normal footwear.
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George B. Farley
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Concord
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Eccentricities of Genius and a Texas land offer
A jumble of quotes includes a line about Dr Johnson and a prankish note from Louisville Courier Journal. It advertises buying 10 to 40 acres and 2 town lots in Texas for 210 dollars with 10 dollar monthly payments, addressed to Dr Chas F Simons in San Antonio. It also contains a quip about an imperial ruler and a bemused reply.
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Louisville CourierJourna
Chas. F. Simmons
Alamo Plaza
San Antonio
Telas
Western
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Ike
Attention Farmers Sell 10 to 640 Acre Texas Lands
Dr Chas F Simmons of San Antonio offers virgin South Texas lands from 10 to 640 acres plus two town lots for 210 dollars, with payments of 10 dollars monthly. Also cites Thebes historical detail about gates and forces.
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Chas, F. Simmons
San Antonio
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It Cures While You Walk Foot-Ease Ad Note
An old advertisement claims Allen's Foot-Ease cures bot sweating callous and aching feet. Sold by druggists for 25 cents with a trial package offered. Address line appears garbled but lists Jien 8 Olmated Roy N as possible contact.
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Allen
Paskage
Quoted Snippets Prompt Readers to Buy South Texas Lots
A clipped advertisement and quotes mix politics and humor. The notice urges readers to contact Dr. Chas Simmons in San Antonio for information on buying 10 to 64 sores and 2 town lots in South Texas for 210 dollars with 16 monthly payments. It features unrelated quips about life, courage, and cigars from Bodney Smith and Lewin Single Binder.
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Chas
Immons
San Antonio
Texas
Call to halt large campaign expense in election year
Indianapolis News argues against vast political spending and trusts money in campaigns. It notes GOP willingness to accept large contributions while urging reform to reduce waste, printing costs, and lack of accountability. The piece condemns venal sources and calls for publicity and honest funding limits.
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Indianapolis News
Wood
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Indianapolly News
On the Job in Panama Canal Construction
Secretary Taft lauds Col. Goethals for steady progress on the Panama canal. Only three years remain for earthworks, with Gatun dam and locks under way. Health and labor issues are controlled, and the canal zone shows orderly villages from end to end.
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Taft
Canal Zone
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Gatun
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Loowe
Wallace
Mere Ivere
Mikname
Panama Canal
Milwaukee Sentinel
Feigned Catarrh Cure Advertised by Toledo Druggists
A historical advertisement promotes a claimed catarrh cure by Foo Cheney & Co of Toledo Ohio. It touts a remedy called Mare Datarrh Cure, with testimonials of cures and assurances of purity and safety. The dense copy lists internal tonics and various patent medicines, urging readers to purchase for relief and promising no side effects.
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Cheney
Toledo
Chio
Owen EY & CO
Ohio
Wonders and Wealth Weigh on Inventor Couple
The Inventor proclaims an age of wonders while his discontented spouse wonders when money ran out and where it will come from as their fortunes and future balance in doubt.
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