Whisky Three Times a Day Story of Pat and the Doctor
A Philadelphia physician recalls calling on a patient named Pat and directing him to take an ounce of whisky three times daily. Pat’s wife insists the dose was misunderstood, believing an ounce equals sixteen drams, while the doctor counters that Pat drank far more, revealing a comic misunderstanding of quantities in Harper’s Weekly.
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Pat
Dochter
Harper's Weekly
Sweethearting Banned in Cornish Chapels
A visiting couple in a Cornish chapel was asked to sit apart as men and women sit on different sides. The chapel steward publicly urged the groom to move, saying they do not have sweethearting there. The incident reflects strict gender seating norms in local practice.
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Main
Punishment by Inches: Bergen Justice Seats Tall Thief
Genesee county justice of the peace Henry Moyer, seven feet two inches tall, sentenced a thief who stole four bags of oats to no days in fall, granting one day per inch of height and one per bag, in a case reported by the Nunda News of New York.
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Bergen
Genesee County
A Big Loser and a London Heir’s Bankruptcy
Mrs Myles notes a 24 year old son of a London dry goods man is bankrupt after shedding 2 100 000 dollars since coming of age Mrs Styles quips boys will be boys Mrs Myles adds the boy aims to be a bridge whist player
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London
Styles
Lawn Mower Return Dispute Spurs Tense Exchange
A man with side whiskers tells a dealer he has brought back a lawn mower and reminds the dealer promise to refund if unsatisfactory. The dealer replies the money was satisfactory in every respect, leading to a sharp exchange about the transaction.
Foreign Waterways Quadruple Due to Canal Neglect
France has quadrupled its waterways since neglecting canals while commercial figures show the British Isles possess 1000 miles of canal, with much not pre dating the railroad, highlighting a shift in inland navigation.
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France
Ficuresa
British Isles
Novel Excuse of No Avail A Lander Man Jury Claim
A Lander County man attempted to escape jury duty by arguing he was too large for the task. The note adds a moral line about beauty in action and stillness serving good, attributed to Coliyer.
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Mountain View
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F. Simmons
San Antonio
Texas
Oklahoma
Alashoma County
F. L. Heatty
Musgrove
Grape Nuts touted as nourishment in old health essay
The article extols Grape Nuts as a superior food claiming it yields more usable nourishment per pound than meat or bread. It notes claims from a farmer and worldwide testimony, mentions weight changes in various body types, and references a popular health tale and the book The Head to Wellville.
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Monan
Nead
Wellville
Government Opens War on Predatory Animals
The government appoints J. M. Moody as chief hunter to exterminate predators in Dixie national forest Utah to reduce losses to ranchers and farmers. The move follows a petition by Pine Valley citizens and aims to protect settlements and livestock while expanding federal efforts in western conservation.
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Big Kame
Uncle Sam
J. M. Moody
United States Forest Service
Nimrod
Dixie National Forest
Utah
Forest Service
Bulletin Inport
Pine Valley
Workingmen Prosperity Hope Tied to Rail Improvements
Union workers may share in prosperity if railroads secure anchor investments and capital improvements. John T. Marchand, Rock Island assistant to the president, cites rail efficiency gains, sturdy track conditions, and ample equipment as key to avoiding last winter’s troubles. Crop conditions boost tonnage prospects, delaying any predicted reductions.
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John T. Marchand
Rock Island System
Interstate Commerce Commission
Secretary Cortelyou Snubs Garfield in Account Reform
The article reports Cortelyou and Tracewell proposing a new government disbursement method that excludes the Garfield regulation and omits consultation with a top cabinet figure. It notes Garfield’s White House standing and suggests the president could appeal publicly to challenge the plan.
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Cortelyou
Garfield
Garfeld
White House
Foreign trade 1907 and the tariff question
The article argues 1907 foreign trade near 3.3 to 3.6 billion shows imports rising faster than exports. It notes exports around 3.0 billion, imports about 1.5 billion, and a shrinking trade balance from 1906 to 1907. It warns debt to foreigners and questions tariff policy, suggesting tariffs or trade tactics should be reconsidered to protect American labor and industry.
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Hawaii
Philippines
Bigineas
Consul Warns Manufacturer Over Undervalued Export Invoice
A dialog shows the US Consul chastising a manufacturer for using a German agreement undervaluation privilege. He notes exporters may invoice below market price by 2 to 5 cents per unit and urges cancellation and correction to comply with export price rules.
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United States
War on unionism via tariff shift sparks bold idea
The Crooklyn Standard-Union notes NAM plans to raise 1 million to wage war on organized labor and argues using that money to push a tariff cut could kill two birds. A tariff revision could lower unemployment and dissolve unions, while easing labor strife. The piece warns bold leaders may view this as an easy fix to a hard problem.
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Crooklyn Standard-Union
National Association of Manufacturers
A Step In the Wrong Direction
The letter criticizes Secretary Manning for exposing a $10,000,000 yearly loss from import undervaluation under President Cleveland. It argues domestic labor suffers far more than that amount and accuses the government of complicity in unfair competition.
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the Treasury
Cleveland
Treasury
Manning
American Economiat
Ten Years of Pain Ends for Margaret Emmerich
Margaret Emmerich of Clin ton Street Napoleon Ohio suffered fifteen years of kidney pain backache poor eyesight and dizzy spells. She could not do housework for ten years and stayed indoors two years. Doctors offered little help until Deans Kidney Pills provided fast relief and a complete cure, a claim tied to Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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Clinton St
Napoleon, O
Dean
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
Architect's vanity on women's closet demands sparks debate
An architect and writer laments that women demand more closet space, claiming liberty upends his designs. He asks why architects plan if not to secure conveniences and argues a house can be perfect yet fail without adequate closet room, noting the ridicule among peers.
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Tia
Milk Adulteration and Baldness Jokes In Town Notice
A man in a small western town finds milk adulterated and posts notices offering a second quart if the culprit brings one more. The next day three quart cans appear on his doorstep. A girl jokes about baldness and a man spends on a bald spot. An ad touts home laundering with Starch for shirt waists, promising proper stiffness and no sticking.
Bath Threat Turns Mockery From Philanthropist
A scene unfolds with the Philanthropist offering money if Redface Leary will bathe. Leary retorts boldly that a bath implies being mistaken for a mermaid, turning the offer into a snub and a display of pride.
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Hinself
Lis
London Punch links Rafsall hatred to Card Mclean over bagpipes
London Punch hints Rafsall dislikes Card Mclean because he introduced bagpipes in Morocco, framing a cultural clash as the motive. The remark reflects satirical context about personal animus and exotic music claims in a lighthearted way.
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London Punch
Rafsall
Card Mclean
Morocco
Wealth of France Cited in Prosperous Times
A quotation on France’s wealth places prosperity at forty two thousand millions and mirrors 19th century views on wisdom and action. Humphrey’s maxim emphasizes knowing and doing the best worthwhile things.
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France
Humphrey
Deafness as a Tactical Shield in a Quiet Mystery
In a Youth's Companion excerpt Capt Bascomb is described as nearly stone deaf to hide from a wife and others. Capt Somers confirms Bascomb’s strategic turn to feigned deafness, noting Miss Bascomb’s loudness and the town’s hush about his hearing. The scene blends humor with a sly comment on marital and social dynamics.
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Defiance Starch Solves Laundry Headaches at Home
The article argues that Defiance Starch provides superior stiffness with thinner application, avoiding the paste buildup that hides fabric beauty and harms wearing quality. It claims the product yields greater strength than rival brands, easing ironing and maintenance concerns.
Late Arrival Sparks Chase in School Hall
Five minutes after the tardy bell, a pudgy boy races toward first grade as the principal intercepts him in the lower hall. The boy protests he is late and hurries to his classroom, while the principal seeks an explanation in this brief scene from The Circle.
Quotations Between Mrs Tartleigh and Mrs Muchwedie
A brief humorous exchange from Young's Magazine features Mrs Tartleigh remarking about meeting husbands after death and Mrs Muchwedie retorting that heaven is her expectation. The dialogue showcases social wit and era tone in a serialized magazine fragment.
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Mra. Muchwedie
Young’s Magazine
Last Memorial Tale From Sandwich Islands Widows
Fragmentary note describes widows in the Sandwich Islands tattooing their husbands’ names on their tongues and references Lewis’ Single Binder strat and a factory at Poorta. The text is garbled, with stray phrases about nobleness of mind and a call to improvement attributed to Howard.
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Lewis’ Factory
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