Nonsensical Snippets From Missouri Themed Jumble
A collection of clipped quips and stray lines mentioning Missouri figures, war heroes, politicians, and foreign touches. The items blend oddball humor with misheard phrases about European leaders, royalty, and court cases, lacking a coherent narrative or clear news event.
Missouri University Opens New Horticultural Building
Columbia Missouri reports the completed and furnished horticultural building at the University. Two stories plus basement, east wing houses two hothouses for botany and entomology experiments while the first floor serves horticulture and zoology, second floor hosts botany library and portions of horticulture. Cost is about 40000 dollars funded by the Legislature with occupancy expected in September.
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Columbia
Missouri University
Mitt Street
Uwte
Himentone
Botany
Department of
Entomology
Department of Horticulture
Anil Om Lommology
Circe
Mystery Lobby Links to Grand Jury In Capitol Race Track Case
Long, fragmented report details a race track lobby at Jefferson City tied to state and federal figures. Names include Mr Fravikel, Paine, Senator William Bo Rin, and Wirt to Observe, amid claims of telegraphy company influence and wage demands. Weather and local farming notes follow in a packed column.
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Jefferson City
Grand Jury
Eeselom
St. Laws
Legielanire
Fravikel
Uitlan Telegmph
Change of Venue Sought in Murder Case in Claron County
A special term of Audrian County Circuit Court begins Monday August 29 to hear the defendant’s motion for a change of venue in State v. Clarnoer A Barnoe, charged with second degree murder for the death of Representative Rhodex Clay after a street battle. Judge Eliot M. Hughes is recused. Judge Rogers presides. Judge Sanguet Davie may preside. The judge’s history and related ties cloud proceedings. The case had been heard by Judge Hughes but was extended without a decision.
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Mexicog Moe T
Audrian County
Cirrcuit Court
Claroner
Barnoe
Rhodex Clay
Platols
Gite
Rodhers
Drictal
Tate
Eliot M. Hughes
Gal Moehodey
Han Heon
Wiiter
Redgers
al Atornes
Jenelore Hiehes
Missouri Treasury Report Details July Receipts and Transfers
Jefferson City Missourian reports the state treasury balance and July receipts including notarial commissions, domestic and foreign corporation fees, and recording charges. It notes transfer arrangements for a rail contract from the state bank to Palmington via Alton railroad, with a special train to Felton and Farmington, carrying patients who will not leave the train during transfer.
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Jeferson City
Mos
Rop. Witlintie
Cook
Porte
Treasury
Tornal Hsh
Jefferson City
Mas Gow Dockery
Bt. Louis
Thorn
Kole
Lraneferret
New Cambridge Tragedy On Railroad Tracks Involving Local Youth
The body of J. H. Sman, a farmer near New Cambridge, was found on the Amington railroad track Sunday morning after attending a party at Linge. Officials believe he was run over by a train, with a bullet wound suspected in his brain. In Dexter, Missouri, Dewey Mevers, son of J. Mewerg, remains hospitalized after a head wound near the brain, with doctors hopeful for recovery.
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New Cambri
Mos
J. H Sman
Heary Smith
Vieliity
Aumingtom
Young Smith
Linge
Dexter
Dewey Mevers
J. Mewerg
Hwpheieien
Jefferson District Men Named to State Band of Agriculture
Jefferson officials announced appointments to the Missouri State Band of Agriculture. Named were Piret district Charles F P Afflick of Maud fourth district H H Prather of Tarkio fifth district Wo 4 Bryant of Independence fifth district Woo Howell of Milman fourteenth district Jobert McNatt of McNatt Carthage Mo. In a separate incident Cal Freeman miner incarcerated at Webb City City Jail admitted serious wrongdoing after a chain attack. Charteston Belmont branch collision damaged tracks killing cows wrecking nine cars and injuring two men William Hrventa and Otin Mowers. Both men were taken to the company hospital at St. Louis.
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Jefferson
Ily
Mas
Dockery Haw
Mima State Band of Agriculture
Piret
Charles FP Afflick
Maud
H. Prather
Tarkio
Bryant
Charteston
Belmont
Cnano
Amiles
Chareeton
William Hrventa
Otin
Sr. Lows
Armtrong Fair Directors Plan September 4 and 5 Fair
At the meeting of the directors of the Armtrong Fair Association it was decided to hold the annual fair September 4 and 5, 1900. Big preparations will be made for this meeting, and many good horses will be there.
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Armatrong, Mo
Armatrong Fair Association
Accident injures prominent local merchant daughter
Armstrong Mo Miss Lou Boane daughter of J J Means a prominent bardwere merchant of this place accidentally injured her face with a rifle Saturday.
Lightning destroys wheat stack at Ham Jones farm
Heavy Friday rain and lightning struck Ham Jones’s wheat stack near Bailer Missouri, igniting a blaze that consumed about 1200 bushels of wheat. No injuries reported. Local fire crews battled the flames for hours.
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Bailer
Dorling
Ham Jones
Sear J
Kingman
Kan
Cheatum
Cleveland
Nine Indicted on Charge of Conspiracy
Washington reports reveal nine individuals indicted by the Federal Grand Jury on conspiracy to defraud the Post Office. Central figure August Machen and associates face bribery and graft allegations across mail delivery contracts and supplier equipment, with further indictments anticipated.
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Washington
Brite
Machen
Prt
Chal
Loren
Isa
Je McGregor
August W. Machen
General
Londen
Fre Delivers
John T. Capper
Lock Maven
William C Lone
Wiliam Gordon Cemfort
George B. Lorenk
Martha J. Lorenz
Toledo
Ohio
Maurice Uckel
New York City
Thomas W. McGregor
Oblet
First Iron Delivery Service
Lenpold J. Stern
Thalimmere
Indieimenin
Jocuure
Perview
Crawford
Stern
Carriere’ Enteriels Wedating
Conetuelve
Aimee
Etraps
Maurice Runkle
Peter Tristow
Corp Naw
WunWle
McGregor
Comet Develops Some More Tails In New Haven
In New Haven observers at Yale University report Borrelli's comet has grown four tails from the forked appendage as it nears the sun. Professors Elking and Chase observe nightly as the sky permits. A recent four-bourse exposure yielded a negative, showing the tail clearly. Washington notes continued fiscal matters but the main focus remains the comet’s evolving appearance.
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New Haven
Borrelli
Yale University Observatory
Horell
WL. Elking
F. W. Chase
The Oldest Bank President Dies in Lebanon Ky
Ramiel Spalding aged 116, oldest bank president in the United States, died in Lebanon Kentucky. Born in Calvary Kentucky in 1809 he led Marion National Bank of Lebanon for 80 years and was the oldest Catholic college graduate from St Marys College. He was a descendant of John Lancaster Spalding who founded the Catholic University in Washington. A separate fire in Hobart Kiowa reservation destroyed four blocks of homes and a bank, with losses estimated at 100,000 and insurance in place.
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Lebanon
Ramiel Spalding
United States
Spalding
Calvary
Hibe Hewth
Marion National Hank
Boen
St. Mary's College
St Mary's
Americen
Bighon John Lancsiter Spalding
Catholic University At
Washington
Anthracite Con Commseton
Olahaton City
Hobart
Givens
Hank
Springfield Seventh Seat maneuvers at hatile exercises
Springfield unit details describe a parade type drill with the Seventh Regiment ending camp on Saturday morning. The First Hatfation held a position on the north end of a rift range while Second and Third Battalions attacked and carried it. Weather was cool and fair with many witnesses.
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Springfield
Danny Lincoln
Rift Range
State capitol commission quo warranto ruling favors legislature
Judge B W Winfield of the Pulaski Circuit Court ruled in favor of the legislative capitol commission in the quo warranto proceedings against the Governor s commission. The decision avoids disclosure of pleadings details and the case will go to the Arkansas Supreme Court for final adjudication as stated in the report from Little Rock.
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Little Rock
Ark
B. W Winfield
Pulaski Circuit Court
State Capitol Commission
Legislative Commission
Governor's Commission
Supreme Court
Winfeld
Widow of Senator Cushman Davis Weds William Doll
Mrs Cushman K Davis widow of the late Senator Davis of Minnesota marries William Hunter Doll of Washington in a ceremony at a home near S Street. The wedding follows years of social life in Washington with Doll described as a longtime friend of Mrs Davis. The couple plan to reside in Washington.
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Bewutifel Wiiow
Minnesota
Foreign Relations Committee
Haw
Washington
William Hatter Dollafter
Don Abpeura
Spain
Mre
Cushman K. Davis
William Hunter Doll
Waehineton
Mra Cushman
Mre Davie Retvened
Whrond
Merle Tn Dishop Wurst
Methodist Episcopal Church
Senator Linvis
Paris
Mie Davie
Setreet
Davin
Tt S&s Street
Northwent
Dunlap
St. John's Church of
Hevating
Doll
Davie
Mer
Mrs. Teall
Ex Gov Gardeson of Maine Still Practices Medicine
At ninety years old ex Governor Gardeson of Maine remains active in medicine within a thirty mile radius. He travels by trolley automobile and horse, makes annual trips to South America or the Pacific coast and gulf states, and attends a Lewiston public meeting at his home, a pioneer native-born resident.
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Garde
Maine
Acorn
Lampe
South America
Gulf States
American Society of Medicine
New Orleans
Lewiston
Senator Bailey recalls young friend wedding tale
Senator Bailey of Texas recounts meeting a newlywed couple on a train. The groom, poor yet handsome, mutters about the marriage, calling it not a honeymoon but a harvest moon. The tale paints a wistful portrait of love and hardship.
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Senator Bailey
Texas
Bailey
Jacek
Women Well Fitted for Medicine by Sir John Cockburn
Sir John Cockburn, a noted English medical authority, stated that women are less nervous than men in surgical canes and are altogether better suited than men to become doctors. The remark supports women's capacity for medical professions.
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John Cockburn
Leaders Compare Traits of Siberian Tribes and North Americans
Mr Jovhelwon, chief of the Jenway north Pacific exploring expedition, wrote that the tribes he studied in Siberia shared common characteristics with the Indians of North America. The note suggests cross regional parallels in culture and social traits observed during the expedition.
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Jovhelwon
Jenway North Pacific
Siberia
North America
Westminster Duke to settle British families in South Africa
The Duke of Westminster plans establishing a Great estate in the Thabanetwa district near the Cringe River Colony. Families from Britain will settle there on farms with well stocked orchards and advanced farming methods taught. The British government backs the idea as a practical, promoted plan to boost colonial development and national resources.
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Nobsity
Saul
Duke of Westminster
Iin
Grace
HO Morgen
Lwid
Foe
Dieitiet
Cringe River
Klt Detute
Bngland
Chinese Beauty in America Arrives in New York With Husband
A Chinese couple Li Ching Hew and Sha Li arrive in New York. Sha Li, stated to be only five feet tall, wears vinehal adornments and black rings on her eyes. Li Ching Hew, praised for English, plans to visit the Chinese minister in Washington before returning home via Vancouver.
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America
New York
Li Ching Hew
Li Hone Chang
Sha Li
Althoggh
Ching Hau
Pak
Engbhak
Washington
Vaneuver
Red Hair to Be Fashionable in Stage Circles
Report notes that red hair is slated to become fashionable among stage performers next season after influence from two French Vaudense artists in New York. Hair trends foretell a torrid coiffure gaining favor with leading women preparing for theatrical ventures.
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New York
Ace
Choeen
Red Hale
President Eliot's Eulogy and Radcliffe College Choice
Dr Le Baron Briggs of Harvard's faculty of arts and sciences has been chosen president of Radcliffe College for women, supporting Mire Louis Agassiz who died recently. Briggs is praised by President Eliot as patient, discerning, candid, lively and convinced of the good in students.
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Eliot
le Baron
Briggs
Faculty of Arts and Sciences
Harvard University
Radcliffe College
Woren
Mire
Louis Agassiz
Mlot
Harvard
Judge Gray Accepts Position on Alabama Coal Strike Panel
Judge George Gray accepts appointment to the Alabama coal strike commission on a conditional basis. He will preside over a session of the U S Circuit Court of Appeals in September if needed, and forego his August vacation to attend to commission duties.
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Gray
George Gray
Alabama Coal Strike Commission
United States Circuit Court of Appeals
First Catholic Sunday School Opened in San Francisco Chinese District
Miss Ella May Clemmons opens St. Ann's school the first Catholic Sunday school for Chinese and Japanese in the Chinese district of San Francisco. A weekday Kindergarten will also run with twelve Chinese and Japanese children enrolled.
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Ella May Clemmons
Howard Gould
San Francisco
St. Ann's School
New Railroads Contracts Set for 16 316 Miles
Year to date contracts for constructing new railroads total 16 316 miles, compared with 026 miles built in 1903.
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Eiffel Tower
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Audrian County Circuit Court
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Missouri Treasury Report
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Cal Freeman
Miner
Armstrong
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