Potato Makes Proud Boast In Odd Doggerel
A quirky, rambling verse extols the potato noting its uses from gum base to vegetable ivory and potato spirit. It touches on smokeable leaves and a sweet syrup while joking about weather and daily work, ending with humorous exchanges about a fish dinner and home life.
Windy verse and domestic musings from a bygone column
A fragment from a period piece blending poetry on wind and womanly duty with humorous domestic vignettes. It sketches a chorus of views on weather, feeding children, social foibles, and curiosities from old English tableware to kitchen superstitions, ending with light aphorisms about domestic objects.
With the World's Great Humorists Selections from Writings
A compiled anthology excerpt from famed humorists presents witty pieces and quips from renowned authors. It surveys playful essays, satirical sketches, and comic observations, highlighting enduring charm and clever language across styles and eras.
Philanthropic Soul Gives Ten Thousand To Sunnyside Hospital
Caleb Pumpmpon, a millionaire, donates ten thousand dollars to Sunnyside Hospital. Trustees request a simple ceremony and Pumpmpon agrees to attend, while his wife reveals she ordered papers with hospital news to read about his gift. The scene ends with a light misunderstanding and a playful reconciliation as the papers arrive.
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Caleb Pumpoon
Sunnyside
Inmates at Asylum Impress Visitor With Rational Demeanor
A visitor at the institution notes that inmates appear calmer and more rational than expected. He suggests they could cope outside if aware of personal flaws, while the staff hints at a named gentleman by the duck quit and other patients observed moving about.
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At Asyluum
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Institution
Gore
Bite Egbert and the Doctor at the Institution
In a tense afternoon scene a doctor and his patient observe each other with wary glances. The visitor, referred to as Mr Zipfel, is introduced but the doctor warns him about a biting patient who might transfer a virus. The doctor laments a past act and expresses inability to forgive the chameleon who bit him.
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Itor
Zipfel
Chameleon
W. G. Chapman
Chameleon Belief Drives Professor to White Coat Delusion
A college professor, expert on color changes in reptiles, develops a delusion after a minor chameleon bite. He believes pigments transfer to him, claims white coat hides a bite, and refuses to be persuaded he cannot change color. A visitor notes the puzzling case.
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Vo Conta
Jim
Parental Precepts By Roy L. McCardell in Dearly Beloved
A reflective column discusses the costs and joys of raising children. It argues that parenting is a luxury even the poor indulge in, shaping a family’s life through love and worry. The piece extols children as sources of happiness despite ongoing sacrifices and complex family ties.
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Cindy
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