Poem Unearthed by a Cursed Typewriter Twist
A writer recalls composing a poem on a new typewriter that produced a misread line. The machine allegedly altered the line to say How like flour your face is causing terse humor about the writing tool.
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Newspaper
Ismay
Location
Ismay, Montana, United States of America
Date
Mar 23, 1910
Page
7
A writer recalls composing a poem on a new typewriter that produced a misread line. The machine allegedly altered the line to say How like flour your face is causing terse humor about the writing tool.
Dr John Robertson Birmingham medical health officer reports seven percent of spits in public places carry consumption germs. In contrast Adirondack Cottage sanitarium dust from cottages tested free of tuberculosis germs, suggesting careful consumptives pose no danger.
A reflection on how books guide youth and entertain the aged. They steady solitude, ease the burden of self, and soothe disappointments. When tired of the living, we may seek solace with the dead who offer calm conversation free of peevishness and design.
A Yonkers Statesman excerpt notes the boy hails from a martial family with a father who was a colonel and a mother who was a suffragette, highlighting notable parental backgrounds.
A nostalgic ad copy touts mil lions of white teeth chewing Wrigley's Spearmint to deliver a fragrant, fresh mouthfeel. The line evokes vivid imagery of confident smiles and lasting minty freshness.
A pragmatic guide to cake making outlines selecting high quality ingredients and careful preparation. It details butter and non butter cakes, mixing steps, oven temperatures, and techniques for folding in egg whites to preserve lightness. It also covers coffee and tea preparation and cocoa or chocolate recipes for rich drinks.
A motivational fragment urges self belief and faith in humanity. It promotes fearlessness, love of work, ongoing effort, hope, trust, staying connected to today, and practical sensible self teaching to avoid falling.
A discussion on a simple breakfast pattern includes fruits cereals salt fish salt meat chops eggs or omelets hot bread and coffee arranged as one dish from a group with coffee. It notes winter variety via dried fruits and urges water on rising and careful preparation of cereals and figs for a wholesome morning meal.
The piece extols coffee as the top hot beverage and describes brewing with a drip pot and a woven wire strainer. It notes a cloth bag used in some methods and emphasizes keeping grounds separate from the liquid.
A home crafts a noble culture by choosing pure elevating books magazines and guests. Fireside talks and carefully hung pictures educate and refine, shaping thoughtful visitors and daily life with learning value.
The text advises shopping in person when possible and going early for the widest choice and freshest foods. It stresses learning prices and quality through daily market visits to plan a varied economical table. It promotes thoughtful buying and preparation of simple wholesome foods.
A collection of motivational quotes from Robert Louis Stevenson and J F Clarke followed by a pork tenderloin recipe. The recipe advises splitting pork tenderloins lengthwise, lining a pan with apples and onions seasoned with sage salt and pepper, placing meat inside, dusting with flour adding boiling water, and roasting fifty minutes while basting. A sauce is made from the cooked apples and onions.
A dialogue snippet shows a niece asking about the fate of a kitten from a prior visit. The aunt and child discuss possible causes and speculate on the kitten growing up, with the answer implying she grew into an older cat rather than noting any harm.
A home remedy for cough combines glycerine virgin oil of pine and whisky to cure coughs quickly and cheaply though not proven. Also a 1908 letter from Dr George Washburn of Robert College extols Americans role in Turkey as honest and trusted, calling it a wonderful opportunity to spread Christ’s message.
Mr Dolan praises Jerry's grand voice and his plan for grand opera. Mr Rafferty notes Jerry aims to move crowds with unique expression. Another voice suggests he become an auctioneer, promising steadier earnings.
An 1886 Toledo area notice features Frank J. Cheney asserting his firm F J Carney & Co will pay $100 for any catarrh case not cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Notary A W Gleason witnesses the oath as a testimonial advertisement.
A humorous exchange about copying patterns and a fashionable cook. Mrs Housekeep notes advantages when a cook imitates attire. A corny warning about imitations of WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT appears, followed by a mutual jab between characters about diet and debt to a doctor.
Pettit's Eye Salve celebrates a century of relief for tired eyes and infections. Though the ad blurs with miscellaneous quotes and product slogans, the focus centers on Howard Bros Buffalo New York selling Pettit's Eye Salve for eye ailments.
The passage extols Salada Tea as soothing for tired or nervous women. It claims Salada tea is grown in Papland with buds providing a delicate flavor and aroma, marketed to grocers and consumers alike.
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