The Ismay Journal Satirizes Modern Manners and Money
A clipped Ismay Journal from Montana jokes about spring fashion, politics, and wartime tax talk. It quips on topics from aluminum hats to pig opinions, forges, marriage bets, and a New Zealand hazard before noting medicine’s guinea pig memorial.
Courts Value a Bean At Five Hundred Dollars
A New York court is asked to assign a value of 500 dollars to a single bean involved in an incident that caused a woman to fall. The note contrasts this with typical beanings where players hit by pitches receive smaller penalties.
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New York
Malakoff
MacMahon
Magenta
Solferino
Mincio
Mantua
Milan
Maximilian
Malmesbury
Sedan
Meuse
Metz
Moltke
New York Dentist Serves Insane Patients For Safest Departure
A joking remark notes New York has a female dentist who treats only insane patients to prevent impact from their anger. A quip questions who will track American war vessels if they search for icebergs next spring while traveling with American passenger ships.
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New York
New York Man Arrested for Theft Claims Human Mouse Excuse
A New York man arrested for theft offered unusual defenses claiming he was a human mouse and had a prenatal mark that compelled him to act. He argued the offense would be justifiable if only cheese had been stolen.
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New York
Mathewson Fined Ten Dollars For Speeding
Christy Mathewson, famed pitcher, was fined ten dollars for driving his automobile too fast. The incident stands out as an uncommon punishment for a sports star perceived as speedier on the mound than on the road.
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Christy Mathewson
Estate of Agassiz valued over two million dollars
It is announced that the late Prof. Agassiz left an estate of more than 2,000,000 dollars, and that not all of it came from teaching.
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Prof. Agassiz
Dimpled Faces Trend Among French Women
A fashion note observes French women adopting facial dimples as a cosmetic fad. It questions whether the creases are removable or will simply be filled if the trend fades.
Physician urges eating indigestible foods for health
A physician advocates consuming the most indigestible items as a path to health, yet notes that most people are not newly married men.
Expert Advice Urges Elocution Study for Salesmen
An expert urges salesmen to study elocution and strategy to effectively persuade. He notes talking may overwhelm, but convincing requires skill beyond mere words.
Hungarian editors duel over sabers leaves one cut
Two Hungarian editors fought with sabers for two hours and one was cut on the hand. His rival evidently took no chances of allowing him to come back with the pen.
Harlem Cigar Maker Defends Personal Financial System
A Harlem cigar maker who maintained a weekly $15 salary to support five wives asserts the right to keep his personal financial arrangements private, resisting public scrutiny of his money management.
Ankle Watch Woman Shows Time Devotion in New York
A New York woman who wears a watch on her ankle is noted for a distinctive habit of guarding time. The anecdote highlights her unusual approach to punctuality and daily routine.
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New York
Scientists claim skull may be missing link find
Scientists announce a skull discovery they call the missing link and acknowledge the possibility it could belong to a baseball player who was slain last summer.
Portraits of Healy at the Art Institute spark era portraits
A Chicago Art Institute exhibition of George Peter Alexander Healy portraits recalls his rise as a leading American portraitist. Anecdotes recount his early Boston roots, study in Europe, and friendship with George Loring Brown as both pursued Italian landscapes and royal likenesses.
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Art Institute In
Chicago
George Peter Alexander Healy
Boston
America
Gilbert Stuart
Art Institute
Boon
Healy
George Loring Brown
Italy
Brown
Mr. Healy
New England
Harrison Gray Otis
Society
Franklin School
Peter Parley
Parley
Isaac Rich
Europe
State Street
Long Wharf
Antwerp
London
Cheney
Rich
The Boaster and the American Artists rise in art
The narrative recounts an artist who seized inspiration after a damaged study of atmosphere by Claude Lorraine. He gained fame in Rome and America, with patrons like Mr Rich and Henry Ward Beecher. His works include Windsor castle commissions and portraits of notable figures, including presidents and European royals, shaping a remarkable career.
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Claude Lorraine
Rich
America
Rome
Hawthorne
Brownings
Italy
New York
Mount Washington
Crown of
New England
Henry Ward Beecher
Prince of Wales
Edward VII
Bay of New York
Windsor Castle
Healy
London
Lewis Cass
Louis Philippe
Versailles
Franklin
Louis XVI
Boston
Webster
Hayne
Faneuil Hall
William B. Ogden
Chicago
Paris
M. Thiers
Princes of
Clellan
Admiral Porter
William H. Seward
President Pierce
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Stephen A. Douglas
Archbishop McClosky
Lincoln
Boaster
Chicago Art Institute
Franz Liszt
Liszt
Letter M superstition links across Napoleons career
A compilation of references showing Napoleon I and III clinging to the letter M in names and events. It notes figures like Marengo, Murat, Moreau, Metternich, and Mazzini, plus battles such as Mont Saint Jean and Malakoff, and associates with family and friends.
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Napoleon I
Napoleon III
Marboeuf
Bonaparte
Marengo
Napoleon
Melas
Italy
Mortier
Moreau
Murat
Naples
Marie Louise
Moscow
Metternich
Millesimo
Mondor
Montmtrail
Montereau
Montmartre
M. de Montesquieu
France
Malmatston
Maitland
Bellerophon
St. Helena
Montholon
Marchand
Napoleon Iit
Countess of
Montijo
Duke of
Moray
Mazzini
Milk used for drinking not christening reminds judge
A humorous exchange shows Rev Mr Thirdly correcting a grocer about milk use. The judge chimes in noting the milk is for drinking, not christening, in a light bantering exchange.
Mind Reading Errand Boy Haunts Bank Tragedy
The bank treasurer’s death sparks a staff gathering as coworkers express shock and sorrow. The surprise twist comes when the errand boy, a mind reader, quips about who will get the job, ending with a chilling note of speculation.
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Puck
Cure for eczema claimed by Cuticura products
Mrs. Mary Taylor of Clair Missouri says a fifteen year eczema suffered with watery blisters cracking and bleeding left her hands disfigured and itching. After trying many remedies she used Cuticura Soap and Ointment on doctor advice and reports a complete cure. Ad appears for Cuticura with free samples and Skin Book.
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It. Clair
Mary Taylor
Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Ady
Exchange on Fathers Business And Graft
A humorous dialogue contrasts an American and an Englishman over parental work and graft. The American asks what his father does. the Englishman claims his father has no business and implies graft.
Principal activities of the official position debated
Senator Sorghum quotes peers on who holds the office and the main duties involved. The exchange frames the scope of the official role and who is responsible for its functions.
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Senator Sorghum
Constipation Remedies Ad By Dr Pierce Pellets
An advertising blurb promotes Dr Pierce's Purgative Pellets as a remedy for constipation. It touts tiny sugar coated granules and claims broad health benefits. The copy notes that many men talk more about plans than actions.
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Pierce
Bromosyn? Bromo Quinine Claim For Cold Cure
Ad repeats a patent medicine claim promising cure for a cold in one day and grip in two, noting a signature of B. W. Grove and the laxative bromides. The ad adds a wry line about men fooling themselves regarding their wives.
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B. W. Grove
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