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Newspaper
Ismay Journal
Location
Ismay, Montana, United States of America
Date
Feb 14, 1913
Page
2
The Ismay Journal notes a mix of light items from town life. It mentions rare book swindlers, a pause in swimming as a pastime, a shift to feeding men on electricity, football’s popularity lagging behind baseball, a new comedy titled Quack about human geese, and a quip about poets and West Point under a new ruling.
A humorous note from Berlin spurs speculation about a talking cat and the night tunes it might choose. The column blends whimsy with city life as readers ponder coincidence and luck.
A Chicagoan accidentally swallowed his false teeth while eating and will not complain about chewing meals again. The incident highlights dental prosthetic mishaps and the blunt lesson of thorough mastication.
A English aviator faced fines for a collision with a cow. The joke notes the cow would have been fined for disorderly conduct, framing the incident with a tongue in cheek tone.
A brief crime story alludes to a sharp irony as a case hinges on violations of ten commandments. The note frames moral law against contemporary wrongdoing, offering a concise contrast between ancient rules and modern acts.
Washington amateurs are slated for a minstrel performance tryout at the government hospital for the insane. The plan draws sharp criticism as a curious and controversial stunt by local participants.
The report states China plans to execute certain habitual opium smokers and fine others up to $2,000. It characterizes a smoker and implies a harsh approach to drug use without detailing implementation.
A La Crosse hen swallowed a $200 ruby. The tale suggests an ambitious butcher might buy the bird, mix it with many hens, and auction them off.
A humorous note on a new dress style with only two hooks receives light mockery from overworked husbands who wonder how many buttons are added for good measure. The playful commentary hints at fashion minimalism and domestic anecdotes.
Eye artistry resurges as a chic trend in London after years of practicality. The piece notes eye artists remain visible where injuries have left black eyes.
A Chicago school teacher set fire to a pupil by exploding matches in the boy’s back pocket during punishment. Authorities describe the act as a cruel classroom incident with serious safety concerns.
Report notes Nicholas II holds a $5,000,000 life insurance policy amid rising nihilist threats. Analysts assess protection for the czar, while officials consider security measures as unrest grows.
A male robber stops victims at gunpoint while a female accomplice searches pockets. Police report a possible connection between incidents and suggest the suspects may be married. Community warns to stay vigilant and secure belongings.
An eastern professor suggests red headed men seldom marry red headed women and may understand each other’s temper.
A Philadelphia man seeks a divorce citing his wife smokes ten cigars daily. He says if he lived in Pittsburgh it would be clearer.
Paris presents a designer who created a shoe appearing only half its size drawing praise from women. The innovation sparks curiosity about stylistic optics and fit.
It has been proved conclusively that a young woman can support life on seven dollars and twenty cents a week in Philadelphia. All that now remains to be proved is that life is worth supporting at that figure.
A light column invites readers to reclaim misplaced grievances with a playful nudge. The author mixes humor and everyday irritations, suggesting a mood of hopeful satire rather than a serious grievance list.
Department of Agriculture notes that lightning may strike twice in a single spot yet political bouts often see one decisive blow. The remark contrasts meteorology with political strategy, suggesting limited repeated impact.
A Student of the Times predicts hoopskirts will return indoors within five years as women become convinced of their fashion appeal.
Polly McGregor and Phil Brooks, both wounded by past loves, discuss marriage and ambition as Polly tries to light a box of safety matches that symbolize their rekindled romance. Polly reveals her past love, and Phil declares his love, choosing a future together.
In early colonial Australia a pioneer imported two pairs of rabbits. The article laments the rabbits as a destructive pest, noting villagers’ anger at the havoc on farms and graziers, and describes expedients like poison and suffocation to control the population.
An electrical shock guide notes rescuers should avoid touching the victim directly while the circuit remains live. Clothing, dry and of moderate thickness, can be used to haul the victim or as a barrier. Dr Morton warns that apparent death may occur first but resuscitation is often possible with artificial respiration.
Punch and frappe are served from a large bowl into small glasses. Do not shake hands with everyone, only with members of the receiving party. Several intimate friends should introduce strangers to at least two or three people to help them feel at ease. You may introduce yourself under certain conditions and express pleasure at attending, noting it is a charming affair.
Plan an evening hunt club gathering with a Dutch supper theme. Center a camp kettle with flowers, place small salt nuts at each plate, and serve plain camp style fare such as broiled bacon eggs baked potatoes flapjacks and coffee. Invite guests in huntsman garb and ladies in shirtwaist suits for an informal dinner featuring fish and game.
A junior class plans a February 14 reception for seniors and asks how soon invitations should go out and what simple two course refreshments to serve. They seek ideas for a pretty table decoration and an elegant yet uncomplicated presentation.
The writer suggests a Valentine themed gathering with square centerpieces and guests along the walls. Invitations should go out promptly as many young people have engagements. For refreshments order heart shaped patty shells with cream oysters, carrot heart decorations, heart sandwiches, pink heart shaped ice cream with a gilt arrow, and a pink heart table cover with a flower filled heart form. The tinsmith will craft the decorations.
The groom bears only the carriage ride costs to and from the church plus the wedding ring, bouquet for the bride and attendants, favors for his best man and ushers, and the marriage fee. The bride's family hosts the guests and covers the remaining expenses.
Martha advises that when a man announces his engagement his parents should send a welcome note to the prospective bride and extend a courtesy invitation to visit them.
Genevieve asks about a two oclock June wedding. Suggested menu mirrors evening weddings with chicken salad sandwiches coffee ice cream and wedding cake plus coffee. A bride should wear a veil as June is described as a month of roses and brides.
A handkerchief booth run by the church fair committee offers all white items. Volunteers display pristine white napkins squares and pocket squares for guests. Brightly lit tables showcase ruffles and lace accents while a simple donation box supports church projects.
Attendants wear handkerchief caps and aprons with centers strung to form hanging balls at the booth. Background uses white crepe paper dipped in mucilage and covered with diamond dust for a sparkling display.
The article describes imaginative carnival costumes for children, including a Folly dress with pale yellow, blue, and white, a demonish boys’ outfit with stockings and a skullcap, and a milkmaid look. It suggests home-made, inexpensive materials and simple accessories like a milk pail and three legged stool to create picturesque, festive attire.
Bluffers believes his anger was justified after ejecting a man from his home believing he courted his daughter. The truth reveals the visitor sought the mother in law, not the daughter, altering the perceived affront and sparking regret.
A Winnipeg based report notes post office overtime and 40 extra workers amid a surge in Western Canada during 1912. Massive immigration and settlement, new post offices, and enhanced infrastructure accompany a wave of arrivals nearing 400 000, half from the United States, with land policies aiding homesteaders.
A father explains to his son that patriotism changes with time. He recalls George Washington as a man who walked barefoot on snow to serve his country, then notes modern patriotism means earning a living to support the nation.
A brief exchange notes belief in faith cures with remarks on cures by faith. The dialogue hints at skepticism and affirmation about miraculous healing through faith.
A strained exchange hints at a major salary cut affecting a key figure named Alexander. The brief mentions the public response and speculation about the impact on the organization and its leadership.
An advertising blurb promotes Dr Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets as a remedy for the stomach liver and bowels. It claims the pills are tiny coated granules easy to take and free from griping with an emphasis on stimulant effects and Invigorate wording.
In a terse exchange the team remark suggests the opponents sensed the defensive rhythm of the set, while the home squad notes the effect of their approach. The line hints at strategic study during a tense contest.
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