Independent Farmer Priors the Plowman Over Workload
A farmhand toils under a blistering sun while a fence sitter argues that rough labor breeds independence. The speaker blames hard days on workers who think less, noting the plowboy would learn long furrows equal miles walked and consider the toil for just $12 monthly wages. The sojourner asks the farmer to tip the boy, but the farmer declines, insisting he is the employer.
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W. G. Chapman
Irad Biglows Musical Boots Create Odd Invention Plot
A fragment from 1909 fiction shows Irad Biglow and cousin Edgar debating a strange venture. Irad envisions musical boots that generate sound from walking and enable a footwear powered by musicians, counting enormous profits from soldiers and schoolchildren.
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Irad Biglow’s Musical Boots
Hugh Pendexter
Freeman
Irad Biglow
Irad
Freeman’s
Edgar
Judas
Thumbkins
Ancestry Talk Turns Satirical at a Parley
A humorous 1909 piece by W. G. Gillilan and Strick explores pride in lineage and the futility of dwelling on ancestors. The narrator recalls awkward family moments and imagines a mock arbitration between Posterity and Forebears Council, ending with a quip about convening again.
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Forbears’ Council No
W. G. Chapman
Ask Father Clergyman Parody Dialogue
A light dialogue features a clergyman and Willie discussing Sunday conduct. Willie jokes his father might say nothing about digging for worms, but would condemn not digging, then points to his father fishing nearby.
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Clergyman
Willie
Got to the Cause Then All Symptoms of Kidney Trouble Vanish
Patient at Fort Scott Kansas reports kidney stone surgery followed by illness. After trying Dean's Kidney Pills, kidney function improved, sediment and stone particles passed, the stone reduced and symptoms disappeared. Patient gained weight and feels well. Sold by dealers at 60 cents per box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
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J. Hammonds
S. Hill St
Fort Scott
Kansas
Dean
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Tired Tom Tracks Plodding Pete
Sherlock Holmes notes Pete’s path left a patch revealing his route. Tom sadly reflects on his old friend’s disappearance and what it means for their cases.
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Tom
Pete
Cuthura Claims Cure for Persistent Eczema Sufferer
Henry Searle of Little Rock Arkansas describes twelve months of severe eczema with itching and red pimples. After failing at a skin hospital and trying many remedies, two to three applications of Cuticura Ointment followed by Soap and Pills relieved itching and led to a complete cure. Pot ter Drug & Chem Corp Boston props.
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Henry Searle
Little Rock
Ark
Dodging Responsibility in Rent Debate
A thrifty citizen argues rent payments are unnecessary if one can own a home. Mr. Meekton replies that ownership may be chosen to avoid disputes with a landlord, implying a wife might speak her mind to the landlord when repairs fail.
The £1 Note Found Unusually Valuable in 19th Century Britain
A mistakenly issued one penny note from 1828 circulated for years provoking cashier woes until a holder won £65 from the Bank of England after negotiation. Also included is an advertisement praising Allen’s Foot-Ease for tired feet with a customer testimonial from Mrs. Ida Holtert of Providence and a 25 cent price.
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Bank of England
Allen
At Ida Holtert
Providence
R. I
Marine Eye Remedy Advertises Murine for Eyes
Advertisement touts Murine eye remedy claimed to relieve red weak and weary eyes. States it is compounded by experienced physicians and conforms to the Pure Food and Drugs Law. Marine Doesn’t Smart and soothes eye pain.
Fragmented Ad Snippets Tie To Late 19th Century Notices
A collage of health tonics, horse trading ads, and proverbs appears. Items mention Ham lina Wizard Oil for colds, Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup, cow hides and wool prices, cream butter eggs buyers, and a few quips about marriage and women speaking. The snippets resemble a crowded classified page with miscellaneous commercial pitches.
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