Fragmented Verse and Humorous Bits from Tit-Bita
A collage of verse lines and light anecdotes from Tit-Bita. Including Eugene Lee-Hamilton quotation, a Wis sioners tone on Syncy for children, a Pleasant Outlook note and a village butcher joke about killing pigs. The items mix poetry, humor, and editorial tidbits.
Where the Miracle Came in From the Argonaut
Dr Walter C Smith discusses a saying about carrying a mat or rug. A woman challenges the idea that a miracle lies in walking with a mat on the back. The bed is described as a four poster, suggesting disbelief in the claimed miracle.
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Walter C. Smith
Allen's Foot-Ease Relief for Aching Feet
A customer Testimonial claims Allen's Foot-Ease provides genuine relief for tired feet. Mrs Matilde Holtwert notes the product saved her from continued discomfort and recommends asking druggists for it.
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Allen
Matilde
Holtwert Rene
A Professional Clock Winder
A man in a Maiden Lane jewelry store rents desk space and winds clocks for wealthy New York families. He attends to homes across the city, including a 16 year old timepiece in upper Fifth Avenue and year clocks wound on owners weddings anniversaries. For 26 years he has built a tidy income from this business.
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Maiden Lane
New York
Upper Fifth Avenue
They’ve Got Cheese at Fredericksburg Charge
During the Fredericksburg siege a southern skirmish party surprised a federal brigade. In the clash a starving Johnny grabbed papers from a fallen soldier and, braving bullets, waved the loot and cried a morale boosting call, They’ve got cheese.
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Lippincott
Fredericksburg
Johnny
The Barber's Greatest Achievement
A New York Sun note recalls Deacon Stillman marking 40 years on the staff as the Washington Herald joke recounts a barber duo. The tale features a barber who shaves a man then convinces him to an array of salon services before needing another shave.
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The
Washington Herald
Deacon Stillman
New York Sun
Potatoes and Prestige Cause Royal Mixup in Visitor Book
A visitor signs Washington Jones F. R. A. 8 at an institute, prompting a question about the Royal Astronomical Society. Jones clarifies the initials as a joke, revealing the line means he is a potato merchant selling fried roasted and stewed spuds.
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Washington Jones
Mr. Jones
Royal Astronomical Society
Pellow
R.A
Local option debate sparks mixed reactions in neighborhood
In Washington Star notes a debate over a local option measure, with residents uncertain about continuation even as supporters claim early success. Voters show shifting opinions as outcomes remain unclear.
Value of a Well Painted Home Persuades Buyers
An old advertisement extols paint quality and value, stressing that well painted homes command higher selling and occupying value. National Lead Company promotes pure white lead with its Dutch Boy trademark and offers a free Houseowners’ Painting Outfit No 49 including color schemes, specifications, and a paint adulteration detector. Address 1902 Trinity Building, New York City. The fragment also includes a poem by John Burroughs about fate and patience.
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National Lead Company
Trinity Building
New York City
Republican Now. From Tit-Bits
A comic vignette shows a man endured months of household chaos until his wife admits misusing his tobacco jar and pipe for tools. He proclaims the shift to a republic as a solution to spousal mischief, in a humorous domestic scene.
Read the Experience of a Minnesota Woman and Take Heart
A Minnesota woman from Stillwater credits Doan's Kidney Pills with curing long standing back pain and severe kidney symptoms. She recalls near death before treatment in 1899 and says she has been well since. The ad notes 50 cents a box from Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo N.Y.
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Minnesota
Doan
A. Helman
Stillwater
Minne
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
Sleepwalking at Church Sparks Vicar's Concern
In a curious exchange the Vicar expresses grief and horror at Giles walking out of a sermon. Giles replies he plans to see a doctor about his sleepwalking behavior observed yesterday during the service.
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Giles
Gilee
Gilea
Dirty-Faced Jim. A Washington Star tale of a boy’s bad name
James Madison Jones earns the nickname Dirty-Faced Jim after refusing to be washed or combed. His mother finally relents, but peers ridicule him until he asks to be cleaned. The tale ends with a caution that it is easier to gain a bad name than shed it.
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Renee Gee
Eon Golden
The
Washington Star
James Madison Jones
Jimmy Jones
Jimmy
Jim
James
White rattlesnakes and light cure lure Dr McGee to Arizona
St Louis correspondent reports Dr W J McGee lived five months on the alkali deserts of Arizona to test daylight effects on health. He captured white rattlesnakes near Willton and shipped a specimen to a San Francisco expert while awaiting confirmation of the find.
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St. Louis
New York American
W. J. McGee
Nature
Al-Kali
Arizona
McGee
Willton
Desert
Weather Bureau
Dr. McGee
Dog Was Paid For
Beaton Herald reports a Vanderbilt driver hit a dog on a country road. He paid the farmer a token amount after apologizing for the loss. The farmer, puzzled, wondered who owned the dog.
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Beaton Herald
Vanderbilt
Subdued Sabbath Breaking in San Francisco Argonaut Tale
A fragmentary note references a Scotsman and his wheelbarrow near San Francisco with an amusing exchange about Sabbath labor. Donald hammering in his garden ignores his wife admonishing him about neighbors, replying he must mend his barrow.
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Donal
Famous British Oak Links to Ancient Christian Missionaries
From the London Evening Standard the Polstead Suffolk village tree is a 2000 year old oak with a 36 foot girth known as the Goepe oak. It is the site of an annual service under the tree marking early missions to Saxons. The piece notes the jee man never vacations in hot weather.
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London Evening Standard
Polstead
Suffolk
Baby scar healed by Cuticura after grease burn
Mrs Sare of South Shields describes a severe facial burn from boiling grease that left the skin disfigured. She applied Cuticura Ointment and reports the scar disappeared in about five weeks with skin now like velvet. Potter Drug & Chem. Corp. distributes Cuticura remedies.
History at the District School in Harper's Weekly
A new teacher at the district school tests pupils on history and arithmetic, finding humorous confusion among Willie Perkins Polly Hicks Maggie Wilkins and Tommy as the class struggles with Washington crossing the Delaware and banana division. The scene ends with the teacher resigning.
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Harper's Weekly
Willie Perkins
Washington
Delaware
Willie
Becuz
Polly Hicks
Pollie
Maggie Wilkins
Maggie
Tommy
Mim
Grape-Nuts End Indigestion Claims Amid Reader Letters
A Terre Haute woman and her husband praise Grape-Nuts for relieving long standing indigestion and weakness. They say the cereal stabilizes appetite, nourishes brain and nerves, and supports daily activity without medicine. A school child also favors it for focus. The letters describe genuine experiences and encourage proper nutrition.
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Terre Haute
Scattered Snippets From Tit Bliss And Moral Notes
A fragment from Tit Bliss narrates a curate's popularity and shoe tale amid parish life. The column then shifts to summer fruit risks, a Palm killer ad, and a Kentucky women’s clubs literacy effort winning Buckhorn School’s prize. Other items joke about joy rides, manners, appearances, and Sweden’s railway electrification plans.
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State Federation of Women's Clubs
Kentucky
Buckhorn School
Ownley
Old English Hall Stand Near St Albans Abbey
The oldest house in England sits near St Albans Abbey in Hartford shire about twenty miles from London and remains habitable after more than a thousand years. An old Scotswoman refused snuff for wakefulness and quipped about putting snuff in the sermon.
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England
St. Alban'’s Abbey
Hartfordshire
London
Lydia E. Pinkham's Compound Promises Relief for Women
Willimantic Connecticut resident Evra Donovan states five years of female troubles ended after taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The ad proclaims the remedy cures displacements irregularities backache and nervous prostration and touts decades of success and thousands of cures.
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Lydia
Pinkham
You Indoor People Bowels Help Advertisement
An old advertisement promotes bowel relief options with harsh laxative and gentler candy Cascarets as choices. It markets a vest-pocket box priced around ten cents and notes each tablet marked CC Cy for the renulue product.
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