The Happy Man Susie is Getting Married Joke
A short humorous line noting Susie is getting married and that her father is described as the happy man. The exchange centers on the father’s evident happiness about the wedding.
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Newspaper
Inter Mountain Globe
Location
Hulett, Wyoming, United States of America
Date
Oct 05, 1911
Page
6
A short humorous line noting Susie is getting married and that her father is described as the happy man. The exchange centers on the father’s evident happiness about the wedding.
An Alabama town dance scene illustrates social distinction as floor managers separate participants by footwear. The barefoot group is told to jig in the corners while others with shoes and stockings take center positions, reflecting class based on appearance in a rural social setting.
Robert Henri in New York spoke of a Chicago promoter paying a high price for a mediocre old master. He said the man is content with his bargain and that to a millionaire such a painting serves only as a megaphone for his wealth.
A humorous exchange from the Houston Post notes a wife’s smile toward her husband may reflect affection or a playful sense of humor. The remark contrasts love with wit, offering a light look at marital relationships and perception.
A concise aphorism by Petit-Senn notes that two forces remove a friend’s pleasures when unwanted and yet create trouble when their aid is needed, reflecting on dependence and detachment in human relationships.
The note contrasts informal talk with earnest meaning, illustrating phrases like He's in bad and Yea, he's all in. It quotes Carlyle on sincerity as a timeless virtue guiding speech and intent in daily life.
A lyrical meditation on reciprocity. It proclaims that loyal hearts, pure souls, truth, and love return in kind. The verse argues that what you give to the world reflects back to you, ending with a signature attribution to Mary Ainge DeVere Madeline Bridges.
Paris correspondence reports rising meat costs tormenting the lower classes and fueling strikes. German demand and competition at Villette market push prices higher, with wholesale dealers blaming German buyers while promising to present evidence to the minister of agriculture and parliament. Export statistics from 1908 to 1910 show rising oxen, cow, and calf shipments, underscoring a supply pressure acknowledged by both wholesale and retail butchers.
The article notes tax costs rise with city population per capita, citing census data. It details per person expenditures in cities by population bands, highlights New York City's large share, and cites Yale economist Prof. Bailey on how funds are allocated among education, highways, health, police, administration, fire, recreation, and charities, with debt interest also listed.
By the end of 1908 city debts totaled over 2.1 billion, more than twice the United States interest-bearing debt. In 1870 national debt stood at 2.331 billion, while local governments totaled about 0.423 billion. Since then national debt fell over 50 percent, while large cities’ debt rose to about six times the 1870 local level.
London Standard reports Russia plans a state led military drill scheme in primary schools inspired by Baden-Powell and revived from Peter the Great era. The plan, backed by the emperor and war office, may become law via the duma. It recalls Preobrazhensky Guards and echoes of The British Grenadiers in its regimental tradition. The article notes past play troops under Peter the Great and Nicholas II.
Marietta Holley discusses public requests she received as a writer. She recounts refusals to fence a garden, license her name for soap and breakfast foods, and approve patent medicine, noting she values privacy over public life and readings. She defends her preference for a quiet home over a public role.
In wartime Europe, France leads in air mastery with heavy human cost. The text notes France’s sacrifices in aviation advances, surpassing Germany in air power, and highlights the dangers to air crews. It contrasts French aviation development with Allied and German efforts, underscoring the price paid in blood for technological progress.
A fragment from the Washington Star hints at themes of romance and public disruption. The text references a long day, trying to spoil a game, and someone drawing attention to rocking the boat. It presents a mood of tension without clear events or names.
The International Typographical Union expanded trade education through a funded correspondence course by Inland Printer. Over three years more than 2,300 students enrolled, with Britsh and French instructors adopting it. New South Wales eyed use. The union supports pensions, healthcare and a venerable home for incapacitated members while member earnings exceed 50 million dollars annually.
Harper’s Weekly essay by William Inglis presents a Weather Bureau defense for listing New York’s daily high near 80 degrees, arguing the true surface heat is higher due to ground and building absorption. The exchange explains why tall city thermometers read lower than ground reality and why records reflect upper-air temperatures.
The piece explains the AP as a mutual news co op with 600 U S daily newspapers as members. It notes no stock, no profit, no dividends and that assessments fund about 3 million dollars yearly. It highlights vast daily word flow and AP’s role supplying over half the news to morning papers nationwide.
A terse exchange aboard discusses proper naval address with the captain stressing respect and the sailor responding with coarse humor. A brief, comical trial shows the captain ordering wheel duties while the tar mutters about the vessel’s head and forward steps.
Gene Heyburn of Idaho spoke at a Wallace silver wedding noting the theme that a husband should earn money first and a wife should save and preserve it, as the couple celebrated a long married life.
Fragmentary text appears to cite a personal confession with a rift about love and a father offering money. The readable portions mention a father’s offer of sixty thousand dollars if a stated task could be completed and reference to a daughter or child.
Readable notes describe making Tomato Catsup and other preserves. Steps cover tomato prep, seasoning, simmering, bottling with paraffin, cucumber catsup, pear preserves, grape and apple mixtures, brandied peaches, beet and beetroot preparations, crab apple pickles, and apple dough desserts with brief method and ratios for sweetness and preservation.
Kansan City, Mo special reports on Henry Wallace urging soil conservation at the third national conservation congress. He warns the United States has mined soil fertility on old acreage while adding virgin land, calling for renewed farm practices, education, and cooperation to raise yields and lower living costs.
A Charleston News and Courier reflection discusses how interruptions reveal our attitudes toward life. It argues that calm restraint helps manage annoyances, but warm, civic-hearted personalities often react impulsively, risking unnecessary burdens from momentary demands.
In New York Captain Smith of the Olympic dodges a coal consumption question. He tells a coal story of a sailor who died at sea and was buried in a weighted sail full of coal. A landlubber passenger laughs at the sight, saying he has seen men go below but never one carrying his own coal.
A reflection on historical contrasts as backgrounds from Lincoln to Garfield are weighed with early English figures. The passage notes how social origins shaped careers from Shakespeare to Marlowe, Edmund Spenser, and Ben Jonson, highlighting trades and financial hardship as a path to fame.
A garbled transit card text appears on a train car asking for items to be returned. Passengers report a strange message about clothes pinching and a reference to a hat. Officials caution riders to ignore unauthenticated notes.
Philadelphia health figure Professor James M. Munyon touts a new system of treatments, claiming cures for nervous disorders, rheumatism, stomach troubles, and related ailments. He states long life is achievable and invites the despondent to seek his consultations at Munyon's Laboratories in Philadelphia.
A comical exchange reveals Bess and Minnie teasing Jack for bad spelling. He admits he penned a verse to an heiress he loved, writing "boney" for "bonny" and bungling the line, highlighting a playful misstep in love letters.
A vintage promotional piece argues Cuticura Soap prevents skin troubles with gentle emollients. It highlights purity, fragrance, and cosmetic benefits for hands hair and scalp, asserting durability and cost efficiency. Readers are invited to request a free sample cake and a skincare booklet from Cuticura Department 28 L. Boston.
The will of Mrs Julie Hall of Brighton England reveals a £100 bequest to her coachman to be paid only if he remains her driver and if she dies from carriage accident related causes. The reading noted the unusual condition linking the gift to his service and the car riage incident.
Fragmentary text mentions packing barrels of apples and a box of cigars, with references to Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children and a magnifying glass, but the passage is incomplete and lacks coherent events or dates.
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