Atchison Globe Style Incomplete Prose Bits Of Wit
A collection of pithy sayings and observations from the Atchison Globe. Humorous and ironic quips touch on money honesty love and human folly with assorted wordplay and social commentary.
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Newspaper
Inter Mountain Globe
Location
Hulett, Wyoming, United States of America
Date
Feb 28, 1907
Page
6
A collection of pithy sayings and observations from the Atchison Globe. Humorous and ironic quips touch on money honesty love and human folly with assorted wordplay and social commentary.
A village in Middlehore town debated church music with a fiery speaker opposing an organ. A neighbor leaped up, declaring if organ fear existed he would have hung one on his woodpile years ago.
A Kauai woman explains coffee worsened her health, with heart palpitations, insomnia and rheumatism. After stopping coffee and using Postum Mood Coffee since, she reports improved digestion, sleep, breathing, and stamina, crediting the change to quitting coffee.
Professor Fraser warns Illinois dairymen that many cows are low quality and generate poor profits. J A Phillips of Wisconsin urges careful sire selection, home feeding, clean barns, and steady management to lift herds and milk quality. Keep cattle calm, protect from cold, and invest in durable facilities and reliable help for a viable dairy business.
Farm facts discuss selecting superior individual hogs within breeds, sow management before farrowing, seed crops and honest seed sellers, simple farm hoisting tools, and grain trials for sows. It notes Wisconsin grain testing, record keeping, feeder markets, and corn yields, plus calf rearing and hen laying tips.
Hall Caine once told a tale at a London warden party about a royal audience. A photographer captured the moment revealing the king wearing a hat beside him a young prince faces admonition for decorum and a polite reply echoes the prince’s restraint.
A warning that imitations resemble Allcock's inner plasters but lack their efficacy and may be harmful. The notice stresses that Allcock's are the original genuine porous plasters and advises buyers to insist on the genuine product to ensure safety and effectiveness.
The noted dramatist Henry Arthur Jones lectures Yale students on drama saying American vernacular helps playwrights build strong, racy works while perseverance decides success. He recalls a New Year’s gift and asks if diaries are kept, noting long-term practice.
Contagious illness prompts an east side youth to seek medical care at a dispensary. On returning home his mother questions the doctor who notes there is a foreign substance in his eye. The mother replies with a sharp remark about avoiding the Egyptian boys.
A 40 page trap book features natural color images of wild animals, with parameters and calendar, gun and trap catalog, and fur price lists. Post paid for ten stamps or silver. Free to those who ship to or buy from N W Hide & Fur Co. Fur Department Minneapolis Minnesota.
A humorous note from Smith's Weekly describes Popkins wiring a backyard spring gun burglar alarms electric mats and a bulldog to deter a maid. The gag ends with the servant fearing to stay out at night, illustrating clever but costly protection.
An exchange echoes between a man and a driver about beating a horse. The Old Man urges mercy, saying cruelty blocks heaven, while the Driver insists beating is necessary to reach town.
An advertisement extols glycerine as a potent medicinal aid from native root extracts. It claims enhanced efficacy for coughs, bronchial and stomach issues, with no alcohol. Also cites Dr Finley Ellingwood and a Buffalo physician, offering a free hooklet and noting lack of alcohol. Peevy and Peckham humor wrap this into a Philadelphia Press quote about Eve and Adam.
John A. Salzer Seed Co of La Crosse Wisconsin introduces a new oat variety with heads measuring two feet in length. The catalog touts Spetz as the greatest cereal hay food America has seen and highlights its remarkable yield.
Free 148 page Seed and Tool Catalog mailed to buyers. Send stamps to receive free samples of new Two Foot Long Oats and other cereals plus the big catalog. John A Salter Seed Co Box C La Crosse Wis offers bright line about laughing at others.
Acreage in Murray county Minnesota offered by L HM Mulhall at 45 dollars per acre with well improved facilities. Terms available. Contact 2 Toy Building Sioux City Iowa.
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