Special Advantages and Mock Notions in Old Tales
A collage of quoted anecdotes and morale lines. An American girl is praised for English by an Englishman who notes a missionary nearby. A Purposes Accomplished line appears. A mother chastises a battered boy who replies he will avoid fights.
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James Fullerton Muirhead
Georgie
Whatsoever a man soweth becomes reap parodied
A humorous misquote from Harper's Bazar shows a boy reciting the Golden Text as "Whatsoever s man sews always rips" after a last rehearsal with his father. The tale frames a gentle Sunday school moment with a pun on sowing and reaping.
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Johnny
Harper’s Bazar
Pulls and Belles Define the Man in The Pelles
A humorous saying swirls around the idea that influence wins in social circles. The quip contrasts the Pelles with a woman who has charm and leverage, framing power as a pull rather than pure merit.
Good Night’s Sleep Promoted by Grape-Nuts Diet Claim
An advertisement-style testimonial asserts that Grape-Nuts food improves sleep and nerve health. A woman credits better digestion and no vomiting after meals, and her mother’s diarrhoea symptoms also improve. The piece promotes Postum Co and references The Road to Wellville.
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Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
Denice Hope and the Mounting Melodrama of a Touring Show
Denice Hope arrives to salvage a failing stage show led by Peyton Edwards and Ridney Marston in Newton-Tanfield. Denice attracts Marston’s devotion while a determined intruder Lionel Trevelyan unsettles the troupe. A fatal night ends with Marston shot and a London theater crowd awaits the next act.
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Ralph Enderly
Marston
Denice
Betty Noel
Clancarty
Meade
Cora Meade
London
Peyton Edwards
Ridney Marston
Newton-Tanfield
Edwards
Sid
Sidney Marston
Daddy Edwards
England
Bidney Marston
Mr. Marston
Daddy
Denice Hope
Edward
Royal Hotel
Crack Inn
Walt
Royal
Atrest
Sidney
Newcastle
Lionel Trevelyan
Trevelyan
Mayas
Thle
Denke
aUocesson
Aidoey Moreton
Kime
Ae Ae
Mr. Trevelyan
Alan
Bassett
Faust
Dramatic Wedding Ends In Tragedy At Manchester Cathedral
A dramatic scene unfolds as Denice the Divine returns after a near-fatal incident with Trevelyan. The crowd forces, police, and a hospital transfer frame a tragic night ending with Trevelyan’s death and Denice’s bold reunion with her husband Sidney.
Trick of a Chemistical Transformation
A description of a quick chemical demonstration turns a jar into orange and black patterns via antimony and lead sulfides and sulfuric acid. The piece mixes dramatic lab theatrics with a comic note about flying fish and a charity anecdote involving an orphanage and apples cores.
Youthful Humor at Hannibal School Echoes Twain Tale
A Missouri veteran recalls Mark Twain as a boy in Hannibal where the echagimaster asked a composition on The Result of Laziness. Young Clemens, after a half kind of effort, began to band a humorous ending.
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Mark Twain
Hannibal
Clemens
Village pranks spark jealous wife fear and gossip
A town tale describes Jim's jealous wife alerted by a prank phone call from four girls and a male friend. The ruse leads to Jim's alibi collapse as his wife believes the affair while he remains at the office late. the case sparks talk of a future crackdown on local tricksters.
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Jim
Mr. Blank
Mel
Rathskellar
Rathkellar
Brie
James
Sunninens
Washington
Strange tale at undertakers banquet about a resurrected client
At an undertakers banquet a man in black recalls a shocking case. An epileptic man of four years who was thought dead woke inside the gold coffin and attacked the white cat upholstery, then refused to pay the funeral bill. The heirs balked at paying, and the judge ruled no obligation rested on them. The mortician mentions past conflicts with a rival doctor.
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Weill
Hough
Genta
Stopped Reading on the Bus Delivers Odd Town Comedy
An elocutionist in a Russian provincial town pauses a recital to ask the audience the height of extravagance. He promises the answer at once as a man in the front row laughs after reading a six cent paper. The moment bogs down before the applause breaks.
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Iveliee
Origin of Foolscap Paper and Royal Watermark History
The article recounts how Charles I granted monopolies for paper, creating the Foolscap watermark as the royal emblem of England. It notes the monopoly’s sale profits, Parliament’s reversal, and the royal arms removal at the scaffold, with the fool’s cap and bell substituted. It mentions the watermark persisted until the cap was removed about twenty years ago.
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Vroom
Charles I
Boghaod
England
Worth Knowing Household Tips from a Scrapbook
A collection of practical home hints covers preserving whiteness in a bean pot with buttermilk, cleaning carpet sweepers, and cooling ovens to retain juices. Tips include shrinking calico, boiling peas before shelling, hanging pictures with crown wire, lemoning poultry, whitening porcelain with buttermilk, steaming hot cloths, and stiffening delicate lace with sugar in hot water.
Beauty Squad to Enforce Hatpin Law in Chicago
Chicago police announce a beauty squad of 90 clubwomen to help enforce the hatpin ordinance. Chief McWeeny says officers are too bashful to enforce the rule that hatpins must not extend more than half an inch from the hat. Numerous offers of aid from society women and clubs have been received.
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Chicago
McWeeny
Club Women of
Asco
Franklin Rolls From Yeast Cake and Dates
Step by step recipe for Franklin Entire Wheat rolls using milk butter sugar yeast dates and flour. Dissolve yeast in warm water then mix with milk sugar salt and flour to form a soft dough. Let rise shape into biscuits or gem pans, bake twenty minutes in hot oven. Overnight stand needs half a yeast cake.
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Franklin
Mother Goose Luncheon Charms Guests with Figure Guessing
A hostess hosted a luncheon for 12 guests using Mother Goose figures to guide place settings. Characters included Marjorie Dan Old King Cole The Old Woman That Lived In a Shoe Miss Muffet Humpty Dumpty Jack Horner Old Mir Hubbard and more. Guests found matching items at their places creating a convivial mood and a unique, hostess friendly idea.
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Marjorie Dan
Old King Cole
Miss Muffet
Humpty Dumpty
Jack Horner
Old Mir Hubbard
U . Marjorie
Mins Muffet
Mother Hub
Motor Coats Fashion Update From Aipcord to Tweed
Aipcord tweed and diagonals headline the new motor coats with shoulder lining for comfort. The Berge style from the Pine Times favors refined one toned materials though dust shows on rough fabrics. Long coats in dark blue serge offer practical street wear over sportier options.
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Aipcord
Iare
Lado Pine Times
Lace lattice trim enhances black velvet ensembles
The article notes black velvet ribbons remain stylish with a lattice work border used as a trim on dresses and parasols. When paired with pale fabrics or china silk parasols adorned with rose patterns, the effect is refined and striking.
Tea Sandwiches for Freshness and Flavor
The article suggests sandwiches that stay moist are built on firm soda crackers with cold boiled bacon, sliced very thin and oiled. Add lettuce or eress between crackers, or spread with French dressing for immediate use. For afternoon tea, place rounds of sliced apple dipped in syrup between sweet crackers.
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National
Yoke Collars for Elegant Mull and Plaited Dress
The most economical yoke collars are embroidered mull and tucked plaited esprit with net. They feature a wide shoulder covering design, reaching below the bust, and matching frilled sleeve frill to coordinate with the gown.
Rice and Cheese Luncheon Dish Suggestion
The New Haven Journal Courier recommends a hot day luncheon of rice and cheese. Boil and drain rice, melt with generous butter and grated American or Parmesan cheese, toss until creamy, and serve hot.
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New Haven Journal- Courier
Revival of the cocarde in millinery styles
A cousin’s millinery shows the revival of cocardes made from white feather fronts tied in a bunch with cast braid. The trimming is described as a smart new touch by New York fashion observers, highlighting the hat’s fashionable appeal.
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New York
Knowledge Gained by Effort, not Money, Quote by Landor
A fragment discusses asserting rights and social expectations, then pivots to dental hygiene praise for Paxtine Antiseptic by Paxton Toilet Co. It cites a Landor quote about knowledge and effort, noting product pricing and Boston origin.
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Paxton Toilet Co
Boston
Mass
Landor
Castoria Ad Quips with Miracles and Mischief
A fragment from Harper's Weekly parodies a bottle label promising Castoria’s safety for infants and children and a mock signature. It features a quip about miracles and a humorous aside about cigars and a character named Dobby.
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Bramine
Fletcher
Dobkins
Snobkin
George
Dobby
Harper's Weekly
Baby's Sore Healed By Cuticura Soap Ointment
Mrs W J Cleland reports a thirteen month old girl suffered a wide facial eruption spreading to the eye and nostrils. After using Cuticura Soap and Ointment the skin healed in a few days with no scarring and no recurrence. Free samples offered with the 32 page Skin Book from Cuticura Dept 1 Boston.
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Kingsley, Mich
W. J. Cleland
Cuthura
Dept. 1
Boston
Ruling Spirit Still Strong In Deathbed Anecdote
Mrs. J. L. Story recounts a tale from a relative who feared damp sheets. On her deathbed the fireplace was blocked with linen as her winding sheet was warmed, and she declared she would not lie in damp bed clothes after death.
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J. L. Story
Springs in Their Brains and Odd Atlas Snippets
A humorous tale about two French visitors in an art gallery debating a painting and an American artist remarking it sprang from his brain. The text trims into quips about mood, Brits, South Africa, and a garble of ads and sayings from a bygone era.
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Monsieur
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