Dying Summer's Heartaches
Advice column by Beatrice Fairfax reflects on the last days of summer and heartaches from summer romance. It urges honesty after mistaken loves, encourages breaking off unhappy engagements, and promises support to readers with grievances, urging them to enjoy remaining summer days.
Up-to-Date Jokes and Snippets From Newspapers
A collage of light humor and quips from various papers. It comments on coal schemes for widows, a bullseye shot by Henry, baby fish learning to swim, and a zebra misread as a bathers horse. Also mentions a band drum theft and a man reading auto catalogues.
Throwing No 1 at No 2 Head
Dorothy Dix Bre recounts a tale of a man torn between two wives one living and one dead. The first wife is faulted for selfishness and poor housekeeping while the second wife appears flawless to the husband after her death, fueling jealousy and a comic tragedy. The piece argues for balanced memory of the living and avoid praising the dead to the detriment of current partners.
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No. 1
Agroman
No. 2
Angel Maria
Entrance and Exit of Pearl Beanblossom
Mrs Besinger relates how Pearl Beanblossom, a Kansas girl hoping to study music, came to New York to study at Arthur Besinger’s college. Misadventures follow as Pearl arrives by surprise, creates alarm in a boarding house, and ultimately returns to Kansas two weeks later.
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Besingers
Pearl
Arthur
Kansas
New York
Musical College
Fearl
Mr. Besinger
Bem Blossom
Pearl Beanblossom
The Beauty Outfit for School Girls
Practical guide lists simple, affordable personal care items for girls going to school. It covers hair care with brushes and tonics, manicure and nail tools, skin care with brushes soaps and powders, and dental supplies including brushes, tooth powder, antiseptic mouthwash, and baking soda for mouth care.
Woman Rejects Hobble Skirt As Fashion Turns Selfward
Chicago columnist notes American women retake control of style after Paris return. He quotes Mrs. McCormack rejecting the hobble skirt and argues women will dress to suit themselves, not male taste, predicting pockets and genuine self expression in fashion.
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Chicago
Paris
City Elegy Seeks No Country Grave
A speaker rejects pleasant country plots and violets or roses, asking for a crowded city churchyard shrouded in fog where the unregretted dead lie close. They request no funeral verses, insisting only the line about a nameless man whose body and soul now rest in the mighty city.
Answer Him Clara Voices in a Moment of Strain
A man pleads with Clara in a moment of passion while an elder in the hall echoes the burden of rising coal and gas bills. The dialogue centers on mounting expenses and a desperate demand for answers. The scene paints tension between personal longing and financial strain.
Won’t Have Audacity In Cleaning Up A Wish
A brief dialogue features Percy Meekly and his wife arguing over a sheet of paper. She questions the purpose while he insists it is a wish and resists labeling it a will. The exchange hints at a domestic dispute framed around a questionable document.
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Percy
First Aid to Her Romance at ERCY Ends With Pineapple Peril
A family imp recounts attempting to preserve two dozen pineapples for a vacationing mother. She endures painful pineapple eye removal, burns, and sore hands, while the twins avoid helping. After Algy massaged her hands and proposed dinner, the pair finally decide to marry in October as the mother returns home to a pineapple mess and the twins plot another attempt.
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Ercy
Gibraltar
Algy
Manicure Lady and Mysticism in a Small Town Scene
A quirky tale follows Wilfred the Head Barber and sisters Mayme and Marnie as they glimpse a mystic Indian prince on Illinois street. The encounter unfolds with smoky rooms, a pipe, and a cash request for a fortune reading, ending with the trio returning home unharmed and just slightly richer in caution.
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Wilfred
College Avenue
George
Mystic Feller
Tinois Street
Mayme
India
Illinois Street
Marnie
Girl's Room Her Domain End of Summer Prep for Independence
A guide on personalizing a bedroom before school begins. Emphasizes appropriate room size, careful use of perishable decor, and self-reliant upkeep. Encourages girls to manage their space, learn domestic duties, and reflect individual taste within budget and living conditions.
Rush of statesmen in a frantic political circuit
In a brisk urban panorama, statesmen hurry between meetings and assignments. The scene captures a cadence of diplomacy and haste as officials shuttle to and from conferences, driven by urgent errands and a charged atmosphere.
The Smiths Move After Short Neighborhood Stay
Residents note the Smiths plan to move after living in the area for about a year. A nearby witness suggests most neighbors only recently started to know them, leaving the motive for moving unclear.
Tombstone Riddle Turns On Naval Hobby Tale
A sexton in an English town tours visitors of the churchyard and points to a tombstone saying it is Henry Oscar’s grave with “eleven wolves.” When a tourist asks “Eleven two?” the sexton explains gravely that it was a hobby of Ns’n, a quip that amuses locals and visitors alike.
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Enry
Ocper
Harper’s Magazine
Fast Fan Clock Confusion At Restaurant
A diner in a restaurant notices the electric ventilating fan whirring and, after watching it, complains to the waiter that the clock is fast, in a light humorous tone typical of Punch.
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